Sardar SMS Page 8

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1 Sardar khali plate main roti laga kar kha raha tha

Waiter: Ap ye kya kar rahe hain?

Sardar: I am a Maths Teacher...

Maine daal suppose ki hui hai... :-)

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Sardar ka parosi mar gaya,

Wo uske ghar aya aur pucha- body aa gai kya?

Itfaq se usi waqt body lekar ambulance aa gai

Sardar : lo daso kitni lambi umar ay.

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Sardar:

Main apni BV nu Matric kraai, F.Sc kraai, B.Sc kraai, M.Sc kraai, Nokri v lagvaya,

hor ki kraan?

2nd Sardar: Changa munda vekh k VIAH v kara dey..

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Sardar adaalat me: Bachpan Me Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dakhna Parta

Judge: Kya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To tujhe Kaise Bataon.!

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Friend (Sardar) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne....:-)

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Sardar was weeping,

Admi:Q roty ho?

Sardar:meri murghi mar gae hy

Admi:mera baap mar gya magar me to nai roya

Sardar: O tera peyo keraa anday denda si....

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1st Sardar:Yaar mainu film vich kam karran da bara shook aey.

2nd Sardar:Tainu role kerra pasand aey??

1st Sardar:Ch�cken RoLe...

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Interviewer:

Imagine that u r in a room with all the doors & windows shut

& the room caught fire, How would u escape?

Sardar:Very simple,I'll stop imagining:-)

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Ek Sardar Bus Te Betha Te Bus Full c...,

Condector: Sardar G!Tusi Chatt Te Beh Jao.

Sardar:Bohat Ache! Main Chatt Te Beh Jawan Te Tusi Thalon bus le Jao.

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Sardar: O,yara ham is kamray main nai rahega hamko pagal samjha hai kia?

Paisa itna diya or kamra itna chota sa.

Waiter: Sir ander to chalen ye lift hai .!.

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