Funny SMS 36

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Teacher: Tell ohm's law?

Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of it..

Teacher: Ok. Tell that only.

Student:

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This is called ohm's law... =P

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Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein na amal karein.

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"DOST"

500 ka balance tou dalwa do.

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Teacher: Bacho past present Or future tenses ki koi misal do.

Jese k, Main khubsurt thi, Khubsurt hoon Khubsurt rahun gi

BaCHA: Apko wehm tha, Wehm ha, or wehm rahy ga

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1 Aadmi: Samose wale se:

o bhai apke samose me se larki ka baal nikla hai,

Samose Wala:

Abay to kya 6 rupe me pori larki nikle gi:?

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Boy:

Apne Ghar Walo'n Ko Chor Diya Tere Liye,

Sab Se Rishta Tor Diya Tere Liye,

Tu Ne Aaj Tak Kia Kiya Mere Liye?

Girl:

Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere Liye:-

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1 Charsi Bhang Bana Raha Tha,

1 Admi bola:

Yaar Dunya Chaan Par Pahunch Gari,,

Aur Tum Abhi Tak Bhang Bana Rahay Ho..

Charsi:

Main Bhi Ye Pee K Bas Nikalnay Wala Hoo'n.

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Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?

School 7 Bajay Shru Hota Hai,

Phir Dair Kion Ki?

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Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen,

Log Shak Karte Hein...

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A Fantastic Signboard on Highways

For Encouraging Slow Driving

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"Mr Late"

is always bettern than...

"Late Mr"

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5 Bachon Ki Maa Teesri Shadi Kar Rahi Thi...

Nikah K Waqt Chota Bacha Ronay Laga

Or Dulha Dar K Bhaag Gaya...

Kion....???

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Kion K Maa Boli:

Chup Ho Ja,

Warna Agli Dafa Saath Nahi Laon Gi:-

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King Of Centuries,

Beloved Of My Father,

Support For My Mother's Heart,

My Brother Is Sit On A Horse...

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Samajh Aayi?

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Nahi?

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Don't Worry

English Samajhna Har Kisi K Bus Ki Baat Nahi

Aap K Liye Punjabi Version...

Desan Da Raja Mera Babul Da Pyara

Ambri De Dil Da Sahara

Ni Veer Mera Ghori Charhera:-

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