Funny SMS 29

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Bv: Shaadi sey pehle to tum meray liye pyar bare sher kehte they!

Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hai

Bv: Phir b 'J���' koi sher keh do!

Husband: Lo sun� Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaey mujh par Wahin hojawon me dafan:-

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon...

mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din baad ;-)

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Din BeMaza,,,

Ratain BeSur,,,

Har Pal Be-chaini,,,

Mai ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai...

DIL ne kaha "NA BACHAY RESULT ke jhATkE hain..

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"ACCHI BIWI" aur 'BHOOT' aik jaise hotey hain..!

Kyun k, in ki Baatein to sub kartay hain., per Aaj Tak Dekha kisi ne Nahin....:-D

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JUTT apni an-parrh BV se: chal Honey moon pr chalty hain.

Wife: Nahi muje kaprrey dhoney hain, tussi Ammi nu ley jao..!

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Waldain se barh k is duniya main kuch nahi hai,

so,Jaldi se shadi kar k waldain ban jayen..

"Rishta wohi soch nayi" :-)

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Dear! Aaj Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge,

Tum "Jigar" Mango Woh b Denge,

"Eyes" Mango Wohb Denge!----

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Q K Aaj Hum ne........MURGHAA zibah kiya hai.

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Wada karo



Tum Apni Ik Ik Baat

Mujh Se Share Karogay



Apni Wafa

Dosti

Dukh

Sukh

Khushi

Gham

Aur

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Apna

..

Balance Bhi



"Wada Karo"

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Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAAO, abhishak bachan ki bivi ka naam?

Qutub Meenar Kahan Hai?

Gangaa Nadi ki Raftar kya Hai?

Murgi kya Deti Hai?

Student: Aishwariy rai Dehli Mai 140KM/Hour ki Raftaar Se Andey Deti hai

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Kharedar: Mene suna hy ke is Ghar me Jin bhot or rohen ati hen?

Malik Makan:Pata nahi bhai Muje khud maray huey 8 sal ho gaye hain

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