Funny SMS 26

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Mujhe Aap Ki 10 Aadatain Achi Lagti Hain...

1. Aap Khubsurat Aur Naik Dil Insaan hain.

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Baaqi Mazaaq Kal Karain Gay:-

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Love Inspires Envy

Envy Endangers Spite

Spite Spawns Fallacies

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'Neechay Tou Aisay Dekh Rahe Ho

Jese Opar Ka Sab Samajh Aa Gaya'

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Our Friendship Means Alot To Me.

If We The Last Two People On A Sinking Ship

And We Have Only One Life Jacket.



I Will....

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Miss You Yaar ::

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Wife;

Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hay





Husban;

1 Baar Dekh Leney Do,

Phir Khud Parde Lagwa Lega:-

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Child :Abu Mujhe motercycle le kr dein?

Baap:Allah Ne 2 Tangain kis lyea di Hain?

Child:Ek Gear Laganey k lyea Or Doosri Brake lagane k liyea..

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Husband:tumhari roz roz ki farmaisho se me tang aa gaya hon,,,

is liye khudkushi karne ja raha hon

wife:1 black sari to dila den iddat k dinon me kia pehon ge?

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Father:"Na-Laiq! parosi ki larki ko dekhowo first aai hai.

Son:"Aur kitna dekhun papa!usi ko to dekh dekh k fail hua hun. :-)

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Pagal chini se: Tum American ho?

Chini: Nahi mein Chini hon

Pagal ne phir pucha:Tum American ho?

Chini: Nahiiii... mein Chini hon

Pagal: Nahi Tum American ho

Chini guse se: han han mein American hon

Pagal: Shakal se to Chini lagty ho..

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Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:

"Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They.

"1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:

"Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey.":-)

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Wo konsa essa saanp hai jis k kaatne se sath wala insan kush hota hai . . .



Nai pata ?

Bilkul nai ?

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Ludo wala SAANP hahaha :-)

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