Pathan SMS 16

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Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir bahar nikla aur paseena ponchhty huwy bola:

"Yaara, ye konsa road tha? Itne speed breaker"

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Eik pathan apne rakshay k pas khara tha,

eik admi ne aa kar poocha: tariq road jaoge?

Pathan:

chala to jaun par mere rakshay k pas kon khara hoga:-(

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Bhikaari Pathan se:

Mujhe khaanay kokuchh mil sakta hai?

Pathan:

Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay?

Bhikhaari:

Ji haan bilkul

Pathan:

Achha to phir kal aana... jana".

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PATHAN APNI MAA SE,,,

Kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..?

Maa:- Nahi to..

PATHAN:- To phir paida hone k baad aap ne mujhe pehchana kesey?

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Boss:

Ek acha sa SHESHA le k aao jisme mujhe mera face dikhayi de,

Pathan:

Boss nahi mila main sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi face dikh raha tha.

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BOSS: 15din ki chutti q chahiye?

Pathan:Mera cousin ka shadi hai.

Boss:Cousin ki shadi hai to tum ko chutti q?

Pathan:Couzin ka shadi hum se ho raha hai.

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1 Bus me Pathan ka paaun Larki k paaun per aa gya.

Pathan: Sorry

Larki: Get lost, andhay ho kya?

Phir 1 handsome larkay ka paaun larki k paaun per aa jata hai...

Larka: Sorry!

Larki: (with smile) It's ok, No problem

Pathan Jal k bola: hamara SORRY ka spelling ghalat tha kya?

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B.V pathan sy:Khan hum ko hamara salgirah mein Chain gift karna.

Pathan:Wai qurban!Lalay di jaan!Zaroor dega. Batao CYCLE Wala DE Ya KUTTAY Wala...???

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Pathan Amrood Bech raha tha.

Ek Admi aya or Bola:"Khan..! Amrood me agr Keera hua to..?

"Pathan:"To Hum Keeray ka alag Paisa Lega."

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Pthan English sekny obama k pas gia

3 month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya

pthn:hi obama hw r u?

Obama:yara tum english ch0ro naswaar bhej0

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