Funny SMS 37

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Son:

Papa! Kiya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Hein?

Father:

Nahi Beta, Kion?

Son:

Tou Phir Ye Aap

Itni KhofNaak Mummy

Kahan Se Layen Hein..?

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Agar Aap Ko Koi Anjaan Parsel Mile!

Tou Usey Na Kholeyn!

Usmey Meri Photo Ho Sakti Hai

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Aur Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi

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Aapko Mera Diwana Bana Sakti Hai:-

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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!!Height of Tension!!

You take blade and write your lover's name on your arm

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& make a speling mistake

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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She Came..

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I Ignored Her

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She Smiled

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I Kept Quiet,

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She Began To Speak

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I Didn't Listen,

And Then...

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She Began To Leave

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I Realized The Loss

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Shouted With Pain

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Miss...!

Meri Attendance Reh Gai:-

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Munna bhai: Yaar sirkit apun ko ek nurse se pyaar hogeya hai

Usko letter mein kya likhun?

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Sirkit: Bindas likhne ka

'Sister I Love You'

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Tumhara,

Munna Bhai

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi: Tamatar Khao

Faqir: Roti dedo

Admi: Tamatar Khao

Faqir: Tamatar He q khaon?

ADMI ki Wife: Abay ye Totla Hy Keh raha Hy 'KAMA kar khao'!

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Teacher: Tumhari zaat kya hai?

Student: Pehlay hum Butt thay..

Phir Jutt huwey..

Phir Rana ho gaye..

Ab hain darzi..

Aagey Ammi ki marzi.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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SUNA HAI AaP Ki Muskhurat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY

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Zara time nikal k ao na Ek Chooha marwana hai...!

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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4 stages of marriage:-)

"MAD FOR EACH OTHER"

"MADE FOR EACH OTHER"

"MAD AT EACH OTHER"

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"MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER... !

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

But I can't send you all of them

It will take alot of time

So I am sending you just one joke...

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'U R so SwEEt'

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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