Pathan SMS 20

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Ek Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae...

Nurse: Is me 7 Tankey Lagen gay

Pathan: Kitna Paisa lay ga

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Hai Karhai Nahi Karwani.

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Pathan ne MBA mai 1st Position li

Teacher ne pocha:ab agay kya karne ka irada hy?

Pathan:.....BACHPAN SE SHOK THA K Chowkidari KARON...!

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JUDGE: Tumhra jurm sabit hogya hai...

kal tumhen phaansi pe latkaya jaye ga

PATHAN: Wo to thek ha,

lekin utara kab jaye ga hum ne sham ko Raksha bhi chlana hota hai.

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TEACHER: 3 or 3 kitney huwey?

PATHAN: 6 huwe

TEACHER: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan

PATHAN: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33 batata:-)

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Pathan bV k 7 Ja Rha Tha...

1 Larky Ne Aankh Mari

Pathan: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Muje Aankh Marte Ho?

Boy: Aapko Nahi Aapki BV Ko Mari He

Pathan: Sory Yar Main Ny Tumhe Ghalat Smjha!

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Pathan office se wapis arha tha,

Rastay me 1 larka mila.

Usne Pathan ko kaha.

Tumhari b.v kisi shaadi me daance kar rahi hai,

Pathan ghar gaya or darwaaze pe danda le kar khara ho gya.

8 bajay, 9 bje,10 or phir 11 se 12 baJe. B.v nahi i.

1 bajay Pathan ko yaad aaya k,Oh khana kharab humara to shaadi hi nahi huwa@

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1 Pathan apne kuty k 7 film Sholay dekhne gaya,

Hero ne kaha "bsantiin kuton k samny mat nachna"

Pathan khara ho kar bola "kuty ka ticket lia hai tera to baap b nache ga.

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Judge Pathan say: "Tum nay din dihaaray chori q ki...?"

Pathan: " Q k Raat ko hum chokidaari karta hai.

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1 Pathan humesha Rait ki bori cycle k peeche rakh kar border cross karta tha.

Boht dafa check karne par bhi border force ko kbhi kuch na milla.

Aakhir 1 din khan se pocha gaya,

'Khan tum kis cheez ka smuggling karte ho?'

Khan: Cycles ka:-

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1 Pthan ki Bv Bimar Thi Light Nahi Thi, Mombati Jal Rahi Thi

Pathan Main Doctor Ko Lene Ja Raha Hoon

Agar Tumhe Lage K Tum Nahi Bacho Gi To Yaad Se Mombati Bujha Dena:

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