Funny SMS 34

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Aik larki raat ko akelay sarak par ja rahi thi aur...

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Apnay ghar pohonch gayei,

Ap preshan na hon

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Bomb blast mein 2afraad halaak ho gaye,

Marnay k bad b un ki ungliyaan hilti rahein,

Investigation se pata chala k dono k pas Telenor Djuice tha.

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Aik marasi ka bacha school mein dakhil hua

Teacher: 2 ka pahara sunao

Bacha: Pehlay monitor se kaho k nika nika dhol maray

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Yaar

Ye dekh


























Kisi ne bilkul khaali msg bheja hy..

Ye b koi insaniyat hy?

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Teacher: Wo konsa department hy jis me orat kam nahi kar sakti?


Student: Fire Brigade


Teacher: Q?


Student: Auraton ka kaam Aag lgana hy Aag ko bujhana nahi.

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Mother to doctor on phone: Mere bchay ko current laga hy main kiya karon?


doctor: Aap 2 nafal shukranay k ada krain

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Aap ki taraf light hy?

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Teacher: Bacho btao Pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe painka tha aur india ne usy pencil bana dya us ka nam kya hy?

Students: Adnan Sami

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Boy: Yaar larki ko I Love You kehny ki sab se achi jaga kon c hai?

Dost: Daat darbaar

Boy: Kyun?

Dost: Kyun k wahan larkion ne chappal nahi pehni hoti

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1 bcha 1 ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,

1 Baba g ny us ki madad ki aur pocha beta or kuch kam?

Bacha bola: bs baba ab bhag

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Murga to Murgi: I love u jaan main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon

Murgi: hay Allah sachi?

Muga: haan

Murgi: chal phir aaj anda to de

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