Funny SMS 28

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Wife kitchen se:

Aji sunte ho me aj kal buhot khobsurat hoti ja rahi hoon

Husband:

Tumse kis ne kaha?

Wife:

Meri khobsurti dekh k ab to rotiyan b jalne lagi hain.!

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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DocTors After operation..

and students after examzz have same thing to say.....

V tried our best....

Right now..We cant say anything, bs dua kren..:-D:-

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Son was crying.

Dad came and asked y r u crying? tell me, I'm ur friend na?

Son: kuch nai yaar!chocolate ziyada mang liya to teri wali ne mara....!:)

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Boy: Mein tumhein bangla dilaonga,car dilaonga,Gold k dher laga dunga..

Girl:Acha ye btao shaam ko park aao gay?

Boy:Han agar Dost ne bike de di to :-

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Biwi: mere khyal me hamari beti ko ksi se pyar ho gya hy,

Husband: tumko kaise pata chala?

Biwi:Q k wo kafi dino se Easy load k paise nahi maang rahi.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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World's Best Feeling-

It cums when we see a vary wonderful question paper in exams hall

And we smile at each other & say. Ek bhi nahi ata yaar:-)

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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What Do you Think Why i Send MSGs To U?

is it Becouse i Care about U
OR i Miss U

OR i Like U

OR i Need U

OR i Want U

Na Kaka Na Package V Tay Mukaana A.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Vakeel:Talaq Karwane K Rs 10,000/- Loon ga

Husband:"Pagal Ho Kya?

Maolvi Ne 100/- rupay mein Shadi Karwai Thi.

VAKeeL"Dekh lia Sastay Kaam ka nateeja.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Arrange marriage means we are walking and unfortunately snake bites.

and love marriage means we go 2 da snake and say..

KAAT LE, KAAT LE

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Ek larke ki shadi chinese larki se hoi,

Aik sal baad larki ka inteQaal ho gya.

Aik dost ne larke ko dilasa dete hoe kaha Yar china ka maal itna hi chalta hai

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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