Pathan SMS 17

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Pathan's wife:

Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai

jisko khaa k aap khushi say pagal ho jao gay.

Pathan:

aisa kiya pakaya hai?

Wife:

"NASWAAR GOSHT"

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''Intelligent Pathan''

All scientists fail 2 answer this but Pathan rocks !

Q:Which liquid thing turns solid on heating?

Ans:BESAN k PAKORAY.

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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan:

Kyo K Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha...

K Main Jaag Raha Hun.

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Ek Din...Ek pathan ki apne Baap se larrai ho gaei...

Usne baap ki photo Qabristan me ek Darakht par laga di...

Or Uske neeche likh diya,

"CominG SooN"

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Pathan Biology Ka Practical Attend Krty Huye...

Examinr Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai,Or pathan Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..?

Pathan: i Don't Know..

Examiner : You Are Fail, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?

Pathan: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao! Baat krta hai.@

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1 pathan maleria se kaamp rha tha...

Doctor aya or pucha kya howa?

Pathan k bete ne kaha:

Bimari ka pata nai per Aba subha se 'VIBRATION' par hai.

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Teacher: Is Dor Me Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Pathan: Wakeel

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Pathan: Wo pagal ka Bacha, Itni Garmi Me Coat Pehanta Hy...!

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Pathan Dukaan Wale Se: or janab kese ho?

Dukaan Wala: bas apki Dua chahiye

Pathan: wo hum tum ko nhi dega

Dukaan Wala: magar kion?

Pathan: kion k wo abi "8" saal ki hy :*

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Pathan: Wo Kon Sa Juice Hai Jo Hum Pee Nahi Sakte?

2nd pathan "D JUICE"one place it'z fun to b� young....

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Friend: Khan sahab mobile neya lia he?

Pathan: Apny kazan ka uthaya he.

FRIEND: Q?

Pathan: Yara woh jab b milta tha kehta tha"TUM MERA FONE Q NAI UTHATE?"

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