Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Student SMS


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Our education system has a drawback;

it doesnt teach us teamwork..

& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in xams..

they call it cheating...! Jahil log!










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


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Exam Law:

Half of what you read is waste,

Half of rest you read you don't understand,

Half of what you understand you won't remember,

Half of what you remember you won't be asked.










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


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Top 3 College Rules:-

'''

1. Be Quiet In The Class

Because Other's Are Sleeping.

2. Don't Forget To Carry Books,

It Works As A Pillow.

3. Keep The College Clean,

So Be Absent.










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


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SILENCE

Is The Best Answer

For All Questions...

SMILE

Is The Best Reaction

In All Situations...

.

Unfortunately

.

Both Never Help

In

Viva, Review & Interview:-










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


5






Lagta nahi hy dil mera ab har sawal me,

Kis ki bani hy ye examination hal me,



Wqt-e-daraz mang k laye thy 3 ghanty,

2 sawal me kat gaye aur ek jawab me,



Controller se gila na examinar se shikwa,

Qismat me fail likhi thi bus isi saal me,



In kitabon se kaho kahin aur ja basy,

Itni jaga kaha hy dil e dagdaar me,



Kitna hay bad-naseeb student naqal k liey,

Do kaghaz k tukry na mily pory hall me.










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


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Larka: Ro kyun rahi ho?

Larki: Mere marks bohat kum ae hain?

Larka: Kitne hain?

Larki: Sirf 88%

Larka: O bibi khuda ka khof kar itne main to 2 larkay pass ho jate hain.










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


7






On a college test...

A student who wasn't prepared left the page blank

and wrote at the bottom,,,

.

"Dedicated to my memory, which recently passed away,"










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


8






Father: How did you write your exam?

Son: They given the questions which I don't know,
So I wrote answers which they don't know:-










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


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4 Years

44 Sujects

400 Practicals

4000 Submissions

40,000 Lectures

.

A normal human being can't do it.

.

Remaining abnormals are called

.

.

*Engineers*










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


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New Disease found "Sleepiota"

.

Causes: Lectures & frequent book exposure

Victim: Student

Effects: Head falling on table, Automatic closure of eyes

Symptoms: Redness of eyes, loss of memory

Spreads: From student to student

Treatment: Bunk the class and say "All izz well"










color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer










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