Funny SMS 32

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Aim of life should be 654321

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Shocked?

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6. Six Digit Salary

5. Five Working Days

4. Four Wheeler Car

3. Three Room Flat

2. Two Cute Children

1. One Sweetheart

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Conductor or Driver me kya farq hy?

Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega

Or

Driver sogaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega!

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Boy: Agr mey mar gya to kya tum dosri shadi karogi?

Girl: Nahi mey apni Behan k 7 reh loongi

Girl: Agar mey mar gayi to?

Boy:Mey b tumhari Behan k 7 reh longa:-

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Teacher: Batao Pepsi Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida, Agr Pilani Par Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

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Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT:

1. I miss u.

2. Main jhoot nahi bolti.

3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kar rahi hon.

4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.

5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nahi lagta.

6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.

7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.

8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.

9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.

10.Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho. Main nahi reh paongi tumahre bina.

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Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"

Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

"Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"

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It is a challenge for u!

Aj tak koi nae kar saka...

Or

Kabhi bhi nae kar sakta

Himat hai tou kar k dikhao...

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Mere Number Par 200 Ka Load.

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Don't Keep Me In Your Heart,

But Keep Me In Your Brain.......!

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Because

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Khaali Jagah mein Khul K Rehny Ka Alag Hi Mazza Hai:-

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Life is da way how u luk at it:

"LIVETOGETHER"Some will read as:Live Together

Others: Live To Gather

& Many of us will read it as: Live To Get Her."

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Height of "BAD LUCK":

A guy & a girl met last time for there BREAK-UP..

Girl's Father caught them...

Now they are a Married Couple!:D

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