Funny SMS 33

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1 good news 1 bad news,,,,

Good news:::ITWAR Bazar mein 1 KILO "AALOO" k sath NOKiA N95 Free,,,,,,,,

Bad news:::1 KILO "AALOO"Rs 39,999/=only..

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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:Mareez: Dil k opration k bad muje dance aur paisa acha lagne laga hai,,,

Kya main jawan ho gaya hon?

Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo khusry ka hai..:-P;-)

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Once a Journalist Asked Meera,

What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?

Meera Answered:

=Waisay Toh Mujhay Chicken Roll Pasand Hai Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon...

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Chohe ko billi lagi gori,

dono milne lage chori chori,

chuha bola aa gori khele aankh macholi,

billi ne khaya chohe ko, aur boli...

"I HATE LUV STORYS"

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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How to grow up a baby to make it...
absolutely honest, lovable, respecting, truthful, and an extremely intelligent kid?

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Ask my Parents!

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Hi Sweet Heart

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Doing Nothing

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Then Make a Place

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For me in your Heart

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I may come there any time

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You's faithfully...

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"Heart Attack"

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Doctor implants a new ear to man..

Man: You fraud! you gave me a woman's ear,

Doctor: It makes no difference..

Man: It does, now I hear everything but understand nothing:-

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Difference between Friend & Wife...

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You can tell your Friend,

"You are my best Friend"

But,

Do you have courage to tell your Wife

"You are my best Wife" ?

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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A girl asks her mom:

I want some fresh air, can I go for a walk?

Mom: Alright,

but ask your fresh air to drop you home before 9 PM:-

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Do you remember your childhood?

When you went to a toy shop and asked shopkeeper...

Uncle how much cost of that monkey?

And shopkeeper reply:

That is a mirror my child:-

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