Pathan SMS 19

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"Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar gaya !

1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?

Pathan: Nahi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.

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Pathan: BLOOD K baray mein book parh raha tha,,,

Wife:Ye Q parh rahay ho?

Pathan:Mujhe Doctor nay kaha hay k BLOOD TEST ho ga

Is liay Test ki tyari kar raha hoon.:-)

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Pathan: hamein Eid k liye kapray bnane hain hamare pas paise nahi hain.

Dost:Tum aisa karo bank se loan le lo.

Pathan: Yara hum loan le to le magar hamen cotton zyada pasand hai.

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Dost Pathan Se: Tum To Aaj Doctor k Pas jane Walay thay,Q Nhi gaye

Pathan:Yar Hum kal jaye ga,Aaj Hamara Tabiat Kharab hai:-

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Pathan k ghar beta hoa!

Pathan ny usy goud mein uthaya to us ny sussu kar dia.

Pathan nurse sy bola: Baaji dosra day do ye leek ha....

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Wedding night dulhan pathan se:

Khan sahab aaj mujhe itna khush karo k mein sari zindgi yaad rakhon

Pathan sari raat usay GUD GUDI karta raha:-

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Friend: I've change my mind......

Pathan: Shukar hai bhai. Shayad ye wala sahi kaam kare.

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1 Pathan Bhikhari Ki Lottry lagi to Us ne Masjid banwai

2nd- Tu ney Masjid Q banwai??

Pathan Bhikhari- is k Saamney ab hum Akaila hi Bheek manga kray ga:-

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1 PATHAN library me 2-3 ghante 1 book parhne k bad bola...

So boring, so many characters But no story.

Then librarian said O Akhrot! This is a TELEPHONE directory.

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Kon Bane Ga Caror pati?

Pathan:Main

Q: What's Ur Father Name?

Pathan: Plz Option?

A.Dilawer B.Changez C.Feroz D.Sultan

Pathan: Life Line 50/50 A.Dilawer C.Feroz

Pathan: Audience Vote 75% Dilawer, 25% Feroz

Pathan: My Last Life Line Phone

Friend: Kis Ko Call Karen gay?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko.

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