Funny SMS 30

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Jevan k mushkil Rasto per kon Apka sath dega

Mumi/Papa?

Nahi

Huzbnd/Wife?

Nahi

Brothr/Sister?

Nahi

Sirf Or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Sorrowfull love story.

'Ek larkay ko larki se pyar hogya

Larki ne larkay se kaha tum mere lye kia kar sakty ho

Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga

Lrki boli agar tum mujhse sachi mohabat karty ho to apne BAAP ka DIL lekar ao

Lrka DIL le aya larki ne us se shadi karli.

Larki ne wo DIL jar mei daal k apny room mein latka dia

30 saal baad jab us larki ka beta bara ho k doctor ban gya

to usne us DIL ka check up kia...

To..

Wo..

Bakry ka nikla

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Perfect Exmple Of great Confidence:

A junior in a office,

dialed boss number by mistak & said: hy send a coffee in my office in 2 min.

Boss shouted: Do U know with whom U r talking?

Junior: No

Boss: I am boss of this office

Junior in the same tune: Do U know with whom U r talking?

Boss: No

Junior said: Thank God & disconnected the phone.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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::Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi

ice cream lao to

Kabi murghi pakao to

kabi picnic pe jao to

::Mujhe awaz de lena

wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

::Mujhe awaz de lena

Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zara na tum sharmana Muje awaz de lena!

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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"Bathroom Songs"

In case of loose motions:

"Ruk ruk ruk arey babaa ruk."

In case of kabz:

"Na tu aaye gi, na hi chain aaye ga."

In case of gas trouble:

"Hawa hawa aae hawa khushbu luta de."

After coming out of bathroom:

"Juda ho kay bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaqi hai."

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Man knows man's nature. . .

Customer: I need a Ladies suit.

Shopkeeper: Begum k liye chaiye ya koi acha sa dikhaon?

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Shadi k 2 din baad!

Girl: Ammi meri aaj un sey larai ho gayi

MOM:Beta shadi k bad jhagry to hote rahte hen

Girl: Wo to thek hai par ab laash ka kya karon?

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Aap Cartoonap

Aap k Bhai Cartoon

Aap ki behen Cartoon

Aap k abbu Cartoon

Aap ki Ammi Cartoon

Aap ki Puri Family Cartoon

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.Dekhti Hai Ya aap akele hi dekhte ho?

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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U have a Sweet,Cute and Ultra-dynamic Personality!

U are one in a Million with a Golden Heart.........

For more JOKES SmS "MORE" to 1234 Rs.10+tax :P

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Teacher: tell me the perfect example for newtons 3rd law?

Student: every time i open my book,,,

my eyes close automatically...

Action ka Reaction :-)

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