Funny SMS 35

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Child 2 da sales Girl in a sweets shop:
Ms, will u marry me when I grow up?

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Girl smiled & said: yes

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Child: Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate...!

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"A Mother makes her son "Gentle" in 20 years,,



..But..



"A Wife makes him "Mental" in just 20 minutes"



Moral: Enjoy unmarried life boy!

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Whenever U Feel Sad,

See Urself In Mirror & Say

"I M So Cute"

U Will Smile Automatically!

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But, Don't Make It Habbit

Bcoz Lie Leads To Hell:

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In India:

Father: Beta Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua?

Son: Pita G

Wesay Tou Bohat Acha Hua Hai,

Lekin Ek Sawal bohat Mushkil Tha

Aur Mujh Se Nahi Hua...

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Father: Konsa Beta?

Son: Kis Nay Kaha Tha...

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K Gandhi Hamare Bappu Hein...?

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Moral: India Mein Pepsi Pay..

5 Rupay Kam Karny Ka Koi Rola Nahi Hai:-

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TEACHER: Tum late Q aye?

STUDENT: Ghar may ami abu ki larai ho rahi thi.

TEACHER: Wahan tumhra kya kam?

STUDENT:Mera 1 juta ami k pas or 2sra abu k pas tha:

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Ek dost apny friend say:

Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho?

Dost:To kiya hua...?

Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hay.

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I have a confession to make ever since I met u

its been hard for me to 4get u

every night I see u in my dreams and find myself shouting

GHOST.........!! GHOST............ !!

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World's smallest resignation letter

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"Dear Sir,

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aaaakh thoo.

Thank You

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Man at medical store: "I need poison!"

Chemist: "I can't sell u that until u have prescription.

"Man showed his Nikaah Nama.

Chemist: "Oh..! Ok." yeh lo..

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Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabi den college function hay,

Dad: Q?

Son:10 lakh ki car me jaon ga rob parega

Dad: Ye lo 10 rupay 48 lakh ki bus me jao ziada rob parega.

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