Funny SMS 27

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RULE OF SUCCESS

Apni Zindgi Me Koi Kam Karne Se Pehle....

Hamesha ek Larki Se Mashwara Kar lo...

or Wo Jo Mashwara De Uska Ulta Karo Kamiyab Rahoge;-)

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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Husband:

tumhari roz roz ki farmaisho se me tang aa gaya hon...

is liye khudkushi karne ja raha hon

wife:

1 black sari to dila den iddat k dinon me kia pehon ge.

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Ek bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshsh kar raha tha..

Ek buzurg ne dekha,Aur bell bjadi Aur bole :" Beta or kuch " ?

Bacha:Ab bhaago baba jee...;-)

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1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta,

Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha

1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liey.

Dono Andon Ko Ghaor Se Dekhne k baad bola,

"Tumhen Aqal Kab Aey Gee?

Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Usey Boil Ker Dia...

Aur Jis Ko Boil Krna Tha UsKo Fry.

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Police Reporter Zakhmi LARKI se:

Jab BOMB gira' to kya Wo 1 dum se phhata...?

Zakhmi LARKI(Ghussay se):

Gee Nahi...!Wo Reengta howa mery Qareeb Aaya'

Or!Nihayat adab se:

Ahtaram se:Pyaar se:

Dheeray se:Holay se:

OrSharma kr Arz kia:

Bachna ay Haseeno lo myn aa gaya...!{{{{{ Dhazz }}}}

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3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai...

1-- Muhabbat

2-- Rishta

3-- Sms Package

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Hum jese SHARIF LARKON ko kia chahiye!.

1 Larki jo PYAR de..

1 Larki jo ACHA KHANA banaye..

1 Larki jo KHIDMAT kare.

Aur

TEENO LARKIYAN Mil Jul kar Rahen Bus!

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Larka university mai pehle din larki se Ap ki taref?

Larki sharart se: Sub mujhe behan kehte hai.

Larka:Bari kushi hui ap se mil kar mujhe sub Behnoi kehte hai.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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If you want to remove...

your wrinkles, pimples, face marks & the signs of skin aging

try.

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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!!

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An ideal woman doesn't speak enuff,

doesn't shop xcess,

doesn't ask many questions,

doesn't do gossips,

doesn't argue,

doesn't need money

&

DOES NOT EXIST :-)

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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