Funny SMS 38

expr:addthis:title='data:post.title'
expr:addthis:url='data:post.url'>href='http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?
v=250&username=muhu88' class='addthis_button_compact'>Share
|

1




Wife:

Aapko meri khobsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?

Husband:

Mujhe tou tumhari ye mazaq ki aadat bohut achi lagti hai:-

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

2





Boy:

Bus aur larki aik jaise hotey hein,

1 jati hai tou dosri aa jati hai.

Girl:

Rakhshay aur larkay 1 jaise hotey hein,

1 ko bulao 4 chaley aatey hein.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

3





Most Innocent & Heart Touching Lines

Said By A Truly Loving Girl,

to her Lover at Break-Up...!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Dafa Ho Mar Ja Manhoos,

Kadhay Mein Ja K Gir...

Keeray Paray Tujhe:-

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

4





(Sensible Message)

Public toilet mein bethy admi ko sath wale toilet se aawaz aai:

Kiya haal hein yaar?

Wo ghabra k bola Fine! theek hoon.

.

Aawaz aai kiya kar rahay ho?

Woh admi bola: Tumhari tarha betha hoon!!!

.

Aawaz aai main aa jaon abhi tumhare paas?

Woh admi(ghabra kar): Oh! Na Na Na. Main bohut busy hoon.

.

Then aawaz aai:

Yaar main tum ko baad mein call karta hoon...

Pata nahi kon kutta dosray toilet se meri har baat ka jawab de raha hai.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

5





There is famous saying that...

"If You Want To Be Great,

U Must Walk With Great People"

And

Seriously I've no objection

if you want to walk with me:-

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

6





Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?

Student: CNG

:

Teacher: Kya Matlab?

Student: Chaudhry Nawaz Gujjar

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

7





Three Lesson from 3 Idiots Movie...

1. Do any work with passion and choice.

2. Believe in urself.

3. Always have one idiot friend.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

8





Teacher: "Taabedaar" Ka Jumla Bnao.

Student...

.

.

.

.

.

.

"Japhi ghut k jay paavein ik war gujra,

sari zindagi ravaan gi taabedaar gujra"

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

9





A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl.

After 1 year of tough life with Her,

Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

"UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS"

..

The smart father-in-law Replied:

"1 year Warranty has been expired!So Manufacturer is not responsible.

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

10





There are two words in your life

that will open many doors for you . .

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

PUSH & PULLL ...

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

<<First    


<Previous    

31  
32  
33  
34  
35  
36  
37  
38  
39