Student SMS 2

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Why is a teacher's status

greater as compared to a mother?

Because,

A mother can put only one child to sleep

But,

A lecturer can put the whole class to sleep

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To save paper

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Exams shud be given on mobiles instead of sheets

Bcoz

Students hav more typing speed dan writing speed

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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The Brain is most outstanding object in the world!

It works 24hrs a day,

365 days a year from birth to death,

Stops only when....

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We Enter in Examination Hall.

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Law professor asked the student:

"What is the most important Law of Finance for starting a new business?"

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Student replied: "Father in Law"

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3 Things That Should Never Be Asked:

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1. A Man's wage

2. A Girl's Age

&

3. A Student's Percentage



it Hurts.

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Examiner: Y R U under Tension,,,

did u forget admit card, pencil box or calculator?

Student: No sir,

By mistake I brought tomorrow exam's chit today...

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Question:

There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near Boys college

but not near Girls college why?

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Answer:

Because vehicles automatically slow over there!

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Most iritating moment: Morning alarms,

Most dfficult task: 2 find socks,

Most dreadful journey: way 2 college,

Most lovely time: meeting friends,

Most tragic news: test in 2nd period,

Most wondrful news: teachr iz absent,

Most relaxing area: cafe,

Worst moment: datesheet in hand.

STUDENT LIFE ROCKS!!

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,

Unho Ne 1 Mansooba Banaya

Aur Wo Agle Din Pricipal Ko Bolay...

Sir, Hum Shadi Mein Gaye Thay..

Rastay Mein Gaari Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,

Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahayj...

Is Liye Parh Nahi Sakay.

...

Pricipal Ne Maan Liye

Aur Unhey 1 Din Ka Time Diya,

...

1 Din Baad Unhey 4 Mukhtalif Rooms Mein Bithaya

Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya...

Q: Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha...?

1-Front Right

2-Front Left

3-Back Right

4-Back Left

Note: Agar Same Jawab Hua Tou Sub Paas:-

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*Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre*

.

1. Science se gira arts me atka

2. Fail hote ko practicals ka sahara

3. Degree le k aag me daal

4. 3rd Division paas, ghar ka na ghaat ka

5. Dost wo jo Imtihaan me cheating karaye

6. Likhna na jane qalam mera

7. Qadar kho deta roz ka university jana

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