Funny SMS 39

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Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai K

Aapki Life Mein Aapka Interzaar

Karne Wala Koi Nahi Hai...

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Tou Ek Kaam Karen,

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30 Mint K Liye Bathroom Mein

Ja Kar Beth Jayen

Koi Na Koi Bahir Interzaar Zaroor Karega:-

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Most Heart Touching Line In The World...

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"Msg Sending Failed Due To Insufficient Balance

Plz Recharge Ur Acount & Try Again"

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{ Types Of Kiss }

~A Blessed Kiss Iz On Head

~A Sweet Kiss Iz On Cheeks

~A Passionate Kiss Iz On Lips

~A Romantic Kiss Iz On Neck

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But

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~The Hotest Kiss Iz On

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"ISTIRI"

Try It

It's Really Hot !!

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'Short But MeaningFul'

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Teacher: Beta, Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hein?

Pappu: Jo Ammi Kehti Hein.

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Moral: "Run Mureed"

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1st Pagal: Main Aksar Khuwab Dekhta Hoon

K Mera 1 Paon Zamin Par Or Dosra Aasman Par Hai...

2nd Pagal: Is Tarah K Khuwab Na Dekha Kar

'Shalwar Phat Jaegi'

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Wife:

Aji Sunte Ho, Paros Waly Ahmad Sahab KI Beti Ko

Maths Mein 99 Marks Milen Hein.

Husband:



Arey Wah, Par 1 Mark Kahan Gaya?

Wife:

Wo Hamara Beta Laya Hai.

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Black pure Black

My Black is sweet heart

Get out the whiteness

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Kuch samjh aayi ?

Nahi!

To Phir samjho

"Kala shah kala Mara kala ha dildar Goryan nu dafa karo"

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When someone touches u

& u don't feel it, its ignoranc�.

When someone touches u

& u feel it. Its love..

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When nobody touches u & u feel it.Its "kharish"...:)

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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True Fact:

Waqt Par Adat Na Badli To Wo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai

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Agar waqt par Girl Freind Na badli To Wo Kambakht WiFe ban Jati hai ;-)

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One of my sweetest line said in "LOVE"

"Mai kho gaya hun, tum bhi kho jao,

English translation

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"...I am lost, U also Get lost..."

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