Sardar SMS 9

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Sardar G Twadi Biwi Tawade Dost Naal Baagh Wich Milan Gae Ay...

Sardar Baagh Ki Taraf Ghaga Wapis Aa K Kehne Laga....

Ja Chawla O Mera Dost Nae Koi Hor Ay:-

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It happend in a hospital ICU.

Patients died in same bed every sunday at 11am.

It puzzled the Doctor

It was something super natural

Worldwide expert team was formed to iinvestigate the cause.

Next sunday few minutes before 11am

All Doctors & Nurses waited to see what it was

Some were holding prayer books & holy objects to ward off evil

.

Than

Suddenly

Sardar ji,

Part time sunday sweeper, entered the ICU,

unplugged the life support system

&

plugged in his vaccum cleaner.

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Aik kuta aik gaari k nechay baitha hua tha...

Aik sardar ny daikha,,,

aur kuttay ki taangain Pakar kar bahir nikaal kr bola...

"Baar nikal oye vada tu Micanic."

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Sardar Was Trying To Kiss Her Girl Friend In The Park...

Girl Friend:

"Please Shadi Se Pehle Ye Sab Theek Nahi."

Sardar:

"Don't Worry I'm Married...."

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1 Sardar fauj me bharti howa,

2 din baad jang shru hogai...

Sardar ki topi par goli lagi,

Sardar hathyaar phaink k bhag gya or bola

"Aqalman k liye ishara hi kafi hai"

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Sardar: jab main bara ho jaonga to

jangi jahaz urraon ga

Maa: Mujhey kese pata chale ga

k tum kis jahaz mein ho?

.

Sardar: jab main yahan se guzronga

to bomb phenk donga.

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Girl to sardar: Mujhe apni breslet de do

main isko dekh k tumhay yaad karun gi



Sardar: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kar lena

k main ne mangi thi usne nahi di.

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Police Afsar Sardar Se:

Tumhari Maadri Zuban Kon Si Hai?

Sardar: Koi Nahi.

..

Police Afsar: Kyun?

Sardar: Meri Ammi Goongi Hai.

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Sardar: Yara Ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya Hota Hai?

2nd Sardar: Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai

"SENT MESSAGE"Ka Matlab Khushbu Wala Message Hai.

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Sardar: Jaldi 1 glass juice do larayi hone wali hy

1 glass peene k bad,,,

1 glass or do larai hone wali hy

Juice wala: larai kab hogi?

Sardar:jab tum paisay mango gay:-

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1 Sardar khali plate main roti laga kar kha raha tha

Waiter: Ap ye kya kar rahe hain?

Sardar: I am a Maths Teacher...

Maine daal suppose ki hui hai... :-)

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Sardar ka parosi mar gaya,

Wo uske ghar aya aur pucha- body aa gai kya?

Itfaq se usi waqt body lekar ambulance aa gai

Sardar : lo daso kitni lambi umar ay.

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Sardar:

Main apni BV nu Matric kraai, F.Sc kraai, B.Sc kraai, M.Sc kraai, Nokri v lagvaya,

hor ki kraan?

2nd Sardar: Changa munda vekh k VIAH v kara dey..

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Sardar adaalat me: Bachpan Me Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dakhna Parta

Judge: Kya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To tujhe Kaise Bataon.!

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Friend (Sardar) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne....:-)

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Sardar was weeping,

Admi:Q roty ho?

Sardar:meri murghi mar gae hy

Admi:mera baap mar gya magar me to nai roya

Sardar: O tera peyo keraa anday denda si....

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1st Sardar:Yaar mainu film vich kam karran da bara shook aey.

2nd Sardar:Tainu role kerra pasand aey??

1st Sardar:Ch�cken RoLe...

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Interviewer:

Imagine that u r in a room with all the doors & windows shut

& the room caught fire, How would u escape?

Sardar:Very simple,I'll stop imagining:-)

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Ek Sardar Bus Te Betha Te Bus Full c...,

Condector: Sardar G!Tusi Chatt Te Beh Jao.

Sardar:Bohat Ache! Main Chatt Te Beh Jawan Te Tusi Thalon bus le Jao.

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Sardar: O,yara ham is kamray main nai rahega hamko pagal samjha hai kia?

Paisa itna diya or kamra itna chota sa.

Waiter: Sir ander to chalen ye lift hai .!.

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Sardar to his father: "Aba, ethey aa ja".

His mom: "beta, abay nu izzat naal bulana chai da".

Sardar: "Abba, izzat naal ethey aa ja"!,

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1sardar

Apni maa ki Qameez or Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mai ghoom raha tha...

Kisi ne pucha ye kya fashion he?

Sardar:

"FullMummy Daddy"

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Sardar nY Chalnge Kia...

k Vo Minar E pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha kr India ja Skta hY,

Hazaron log Ekathe ho gaY

Sardar Bola"Inu Chuk k Mery Sir tY Rakho"

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A sardar said to his friend:

"mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nahi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai"....

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Sardar 1 baalti main paani le kar ja raha tha k barish shuru ho gai...

0r barish ka pani balti main chala gaya.

Sardar: o tawadi khair sara pani gila ho gya...!

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Sardar goes to new job...

1st day he spent 11 hrs on computer

Boss was hapy & asked what u did ?

Sardar: keyboard te ABC agy pichy lagi c o khol k sidi keti...

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Sardar dentist se :kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?

Dr: nahi.

Sardar: Main nikal leta hoon.

Dr: wo kaise?

Sardar: Hee hee hee hee hee hee...

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Sardarni:

Kyun ji, Tussi car di speed kyun vadha ditti ae?

Sardar:

Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pohanch jaawan ge

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Sardar:

Agr mere hath me hukumt ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:

Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri pehn k ghom rahe ho

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Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.

Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

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NEPOLEAN:

"Meri Dictionary Mein 'Impossible' Ka Word Nahi Hai"



SARDAR:

Khotyia Vaikh K Lainy See

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Teacher: Write ur father's name in english?

Sardar: Beautiful Red Underwear



Teacher: R U joking?

Sardar: No sir, His name is "Sundar Lal Chadda"

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1 Sardar Ne Kisi Ko Fone Kiya Or Poocha:

Kon Bol Raha Hai?



Udher Se Jawab Mila:

Main Bol Raha Hoon.



Sardar:

Ye Tou Kamaal Ho Gaya

Edher Se Bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon.

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Sardar Ki Amma Mar Gayi..

! Admi Bola Mujhe Le Jati

2,4 Or Bole Amma Humein Bhi Le Jati



Sardar: Chup Ho Jao...

Amma Kiya Suzuki Karwa K Gayi Hain?

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Sardar To His Son:

Beta Tu Shair Da Puttar Hai Shair Da...



Son:

Papa School Mein Miss B Yehi Bolti Hai

K Tum Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulaad Lagte Ho:-

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SArdar: Aik Kilo Bhens Ka Doodh Dena..

Doodh Wala: Tumhara BArtan Chota Hai.



SArdar: Oh! Shit, Acha Chalo Bakri Ka Dey Do:-

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Teacher:

Agar Do Peepal Ke Paudon Ko

Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye

Tou Us Rassi Ko Kiya Kahen Gay?



Sadar:

Us Rassi Ko Bolan Gay

"Nokia Connecting Peepal"

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Zamendaar:

Meri Itni Zamen Hai K Main Apni Car Par Niklon

Tou Shaam Tak Aadhi Zamen Par Pohnchta Hon



Sardar:

Yaar Haath Milao

Hamare Paar Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi Purani Car Thi

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Driver:

Sardar G!

Petrol Muk Gera Ay Gadi Agay Nae Ja Sakdi



Sardar G:

Ohho!

Chalo Koi Gal Nae Wapas Morr Lo:-

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Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha...

Saamay Likha Tha..

Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada Istimaal Karain



Sardar Bethay Bethay 3 Lotay Pee Geya

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