Sardar SMS Page 6

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NEPOLEAN:

"Meri Dictionary Mein 'Impossible' Ka Word Nahi Hai"



SARDAR:

Khotyia Vaikh K Lainy See

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Teacher: Write ur father's name in english?

Sardar: Beautiful Red Underwear



Teacher: R U joking?

Sardar: No sir, His name is "Sundar Lal Chadda"

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1 Sardar Ne Kisi Ko Fone Kiya Or Poocha:

Kon Bol Raha Hai?



Udher Se Jawab Mila:

Main Bol Raha Hoon.



Sardar:

Ye Tou Kamaal Ho Gaya

Edher Se Bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon.

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Sardar Ki Amma Mar Gayi..

! Admi Bola Mujhe Le Jati

2,4 Or Bole Amma Humein Bhi Le Jati



Sardar: Chup Ho Jao...

Amma Kiya Suzuki Karwa K Gayi Hain?

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Sardar To His Son:

Beta Tu Shair Da Puttar Hai Shair Da...



Son:

Papa School Mein Miss B Yehi Bolti Hai

K Tum Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulaad Lagte Ho:-

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SArdar: Aik Kilo Bhens Ka Doodh Dena..

Doodh Wala: Tumhara BArtan Chota Hai.



SArdar: Oh! Shit, Acha Chalo Bakri Ka Dey Do:-

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Teacher:

Agar Do Peepal Ke Paudon Ko

Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye

Tou Us Rassi Ko Kiya Kahen Gay?



Sadar:

Us Rassi Ko Bolan Gay

"Nokia Connecting Peepal"

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Zamendaar:

Meri Itni Zamen Hai K Main Apni Car Par Niklon

Tou Shaam Tak Aadhi Zamen Par Pohnchta Hon



Sardar:

Yaar Haath Milao

Hamare Paar Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi Purani Car Thi

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Driver:

Sardar G!

Petrol Muk Gera Ay Gadi Agay Nae Ja Sakdi



Sardar G:

Ohho!

Chalo Koi Gal Nae Wapas Morr Lo:-

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Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha...

Saamay Likha Tha..

Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada Istimaal Karain



Sardar Bethay Bethay 3 Lotay Pee Geya

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