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2 lover park mein bethay chips kha rahe thay aankhon mein aankhen daal k...



Girl sharma k: Aap itne ghaur se kiya dekh rahe ho?



Boy: "Thora thora kha Bhooki"

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Bohut dil karta hay



Tum se milny ko



Daikhny ko



Batain karny ko



Tang karny ko





Magar ye stupid 'Gate keeper' kehta hay



"Aaj zoo band hay"

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Purani kahawat hai k sotay waqt koi tension le k nahi sona chahiye...





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Phir bhi log apni biwi k saath so jate hain?

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Yaar light chali gai

Warna Ghazal tou

Ghazab ki thi

Ok next time...

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Rangeen ho tum,

Rangon se bhi ziyada



Smart ho tum,

Doston se ziyada



zaheen ho tum

Mujh se bhi ziyada



Agar aisa sochte ho

Tou?







Bewaqoof ho tum

Had se bhi ziyada

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Bura lage ya bhala lage,

Ghusa karo ya na karo,



Main ne neeche saaf saaf likh diya hai



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Saaf Saaf

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Hi..Cute,Sweet,Stylish,Charming & Most Handsome Person!

How are You?







Khush ho gaye na!



Ab nikal lo!



Mujhe dosron ko bhi pagal banana hay:-

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SALLAM

Agar apka sMs

Package hay tou



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Mera Bhi Hay...:-

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Wife: Janu, kash ap MSG hotey, main apko save karti, jab chahey parhti.



Husband: Kanjoos save hi karkey rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti....!

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Aik charsi qabristan mein chars pee raha tha...



Police aa gai, tou charsi ne chars chupa diya



Police: kia kar rahe ho?



Charsi: Kuch nahi apne walid k liye dua kar raha hoon



Police: ye tou kisi bachay ka qabar hai?



Charsi: Mera walid sahb bachpan mein mar gaya tha....!

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