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Jin Pathan se:

Kiya hukum hai mere aaqa?



Pathan:

Koi acha sa shair sunao



Jin:

Hukum ker bakwaas nahi

Main jin hoon Faraz nahi



Pathan:

Wah Wah Wah

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Race ho rahi thi

Us mein Pathan bhi tha...



Ailaan hua

1-2-3 Start



Sab Bhaagey Pathan nahi bhaagi



Coach:

Khan tum kyun nahi Bhaagey?



Pathan:

Humara Number 4 hai

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Pathan Ko Rota Dekh Kar Friend Ne Pocha Kya Hua?



Pathan: Bohut Bara Dhoka,

Main Ne 2 Ton Ka A.C Kharida,

Ghar Aakar Tola Tou Sirf 50 Kilo Ka Nikla:-

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Pathan aur Sardar Plane Mein Saath Bethay Thay...



Air Hostess: Sir Kisi Chez Ki Zarurat To Nahi?



Sardar: Ek Lassi Da Glass Le Aao Sohnio.



Pathan: Behn G! Ek Tandoor Ka Roti, Ek Chenak Sulemani Chaaye

Ek Paao Akhrot, Kishmish Badaam aur Ek Puri Naswaar.



Air Hostess: Ye Jahaz Hai, Afghanistan Nahi.

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Pathan:

Yara Ye "Sent Message" Kya Hota Hay?



2nd Pathan:

Qasam Se Tum To Bilkul Jaahil Ka Bacha hay...

"Sent message" Ka Matlab Khushboo Wala Message Hay.

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Motorway Police:

Khan Ap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyun Ja Rahay Ho?



Pathan:

Tum Logon Ne Hi Tou Side Wale Board Pe Likha Hai

"Yaad Rakhain Ghar Pe Koi Aap Ka Intizaar Kar Raha Hai"

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Teacher:

Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?



Pathan:

Google Khan



Teacher:

Ye Kesa Naam hai?



Pathan:

Hum Jahan Bhi Hota Hai,

Woh Hum Ko Dhoon Hi Leta Hai

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Teacher Pathan se:

Es Ki English Banao...

"Kaam Nahi Hota,

Jab Hota Hai Tou Hota Hi Chala Jata Hai"



Pathan:

"Work is Not Done,

When Done Then dun dana dun dun"

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1 Pathan Ne Radio Liya...

Jab Ghar Ja Kar Radio Sun Tou Awaz Aai

'Ye Radio Pakistan hai'



Pathan Radio Le Kar Bhagta Hua

Dukandar K Paas Aaya Or Bola...

Tum Ne Kaha Tha Ye Radio Japani hai

Magar Ye Khud Bol Raha Tha...

"Ye Radio Pakistan Hai"

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Dost:

Yaar Tum Subha Se Mitti Khod Rahay Ho

Kya Baat Hai?



Pathan:

Yaara Abba Kehta Hai..

Main Ne Un Ka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhoond Raha Hoon:-

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