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Ek pagal khat likh raha tha...



Dr ne pocha kis ko likh rahe ho?



Pagal: Khud ko!



Dr: kia likha hai?



Pagal: mujhe kia pata, abhi mujhe mila thori hai:-

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Woh konsa jandar hy jo 'Anday' b deta hy or 'Doodh' b ???



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...Dukandaar...

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Class Teacher to student. Btao zinda rehney k liye kiya cheez zaroori hay?



Student zor se bola. 'Zinda rehey k liye teri qasam!

Ek mulaqat zarori hay sanam'

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1 ghar me 2 PAGAL thy.

Ek ka name tha "TU-PAGAL"

Dosre ka name tha "MAIN-PAGAL"



"TU-PAGAL" ghar se bahir chala gaya.

To ghar me kon bacha?



Hanso mat jawab do?

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Agar koi tumhe kahe



"oye INSAN ban jao"



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Yar eik bar koshish kr leney me koi harj nahi:-

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"Jo shaks apni pocket money se

apne doston ko treat deta hai,





Kamyabi hamesha us k kadam

choumti hay...!



William Muft Khor

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Husband: Begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?

Begum: Nahi g, thori dair baqi he.



Husband: Theek he main bahar se kha leta hoon.

Begum: Bas 5 mint ruk jayen.



Husband: 5 mint mein khana tayar ho jayega?

Bugum: Nah main tayar ho jaungi:-

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Dil or dunya me sirf itna farq hy...



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Is dunya me boht log rehtay hain...



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is dil me sirf

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ki "BHABI" rehti hy

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Panjabi Cycle ka Break

haath me le kar

naach raha tha...



2nd Panjabi: Oey ye kya kar rahe ho?

Panjabi:..



'BREAK DANCE'

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Aaj humara unwaan hai...



*MAA*



Maa kon hoti hai?



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Abbu ki wife...

Itna bhi nahi pata?

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