Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Load Shedding SMS










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Kiya rakha hay apni zindagi k is afsanay mein

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Kuch guzri light aane mein, kuch guzri light jaane mein









Submitted By Muneer


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2 Dost





Year 1980



A= yar ye light kab jati hai?

b= pata nahi mere khayal mein saal mein 1 baar



1990



A= yar ye light kyun jati hai?

B= pata nahi, mere khayal mein transformer bdaltay hain



2010



A= yar ye light kab aati hai?

B= jab humare ilaqe ki jae gi tab tumhare ilaqe ki ayegi



2014



A= yar ye light aye gi aaj?

B= Nahi aaj multan mein hai, karachi ki bari kal hai



2020



A= suna hai purane wqton mein light hua karti thi

B= so ja, light wight kuch nahi hoti, sub tera wehm hai.









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3






Jab light ho out of control



Taar ko tu kar le goal



Taar ko kar k goal kunda laga k bol



Aaaaaaaaaaaall is WeLL



K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga



Tv, fridge, or fan bhi tera on hoga



Taar utha kunda laga...



Kunda laga k bol...



AaaaaaaaaaaaLL is WeLL









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4






Bijli hoon main bijli hoon



Wapda ki main titli hoon



Adha ghanta aati hoon



2,2 ghante jaati hoon



Oper pankha rukta hay



Neeche munna rota hay



Munne ki ammi kare haaey



Bijli usko tarpaaey



Munne ki ammi kaali



Bijli aankhon waali









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5






Mere sapno ki rani kab aayi gi tu...?



Aai rut mastani kab aaye gi tu...?



Beeti jaye zindagani kab aaye gi tu...?



Chali aa tu chali aa



(Dedicated to Electricity)









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6






Zara tehro

Chalay jana..



Mujhe kuch tum

se kehna hai..



Zyada waqt nahi loonga..



Zara c baat karni hai..



Na dukh apne sunanay hain..



Na koi faryad karni hai..



Mujhe bas itna

pouchna hai..

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Light hai???









Submitted By Muneer


7






Garmi or loadshedin ka tor



"HIMMAT FAN"



Aaj hi ghar le aayen

or garmi se paayen

sasta

mazboot

or

payedaar



Asal khajoor k patton

se bana haath ka Pankha



"HIMMAT FAN"









Submitted By Muneer


8






(2010)



Miaan, biwi aur bachay so rahay thay...

Achanak bacha cheekh kar ronay laga



Biwi: kambhakht WAPDA wale

light on kar k bachon ko dara dety hain









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9






Dunya ka sab se romantic mulk kaun sa hai?

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Pakistan





Kion?



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Kion k yahan har ghar mein roz candle light dinner hota hai...









Submitted By Muneer


10






Dekhte Hain K Kon "Khush Naseeb"...

Is Sawal Ka Jawab 'Yes' Mein Deta Hai?

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"Light Hai"?









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