Funny SMS Page 24

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Biwi:

Suniye G! Aap Ka Dost Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hy..

Aap Usey Roktey Kiun Nahi?



Shoher:

Main Kiun Rokon?

Us Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya...

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Wife...

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai..

Meri Shaadi Kisi Or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota?



Husband...

Main Ne Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha:-

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Sirf 2 Log Muqadar Wale Hote Hain...



1. Wo Jinhe Pyaar Milta Hai

"Or"

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2. Wo Jin Ka Kharboza Meetha Nikalta Hai:-

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Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?

Boy: Long Drive Par



Girl: Wow! Pehle Kion Nahi Btaya?

Boy: Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala

Jab Break Nahi Lag Rahey:-

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A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His His Exam Paper

And Wrote "Rs 1 For 1 Mark"



The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back

And Wrote "U Got 19 Marks, Keep The Change"

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Patient to Doctor:

Main Susu Subha 6 Bajay Karta Hoon

Aur Poti 7 Bajay



Doctor:

Ye Tou Koi Bemari Nahi Aap Theek Thaak Hain.



Patient:

Aankh 8 Bajay Khulti Hai:-

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If I Was An Artist,

You Would Be My Picture



If I Was A Poet,

You Would Be My Inspiration



If I Was An Author,

You Would Be My Story



But I'm

Only A Cartoonist:-

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Height Of Common Sense..



Teacher:

Jab Bijli Chamakti Hai,

To Humko Roshni Pehle

Aur Awaz Baad Mein Kion Aati Hai?



Student:

Kion K Humari Aankhein Aage Hein

Aur Kaan Peeche!

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The Best & Amazing Part Of Life...

When Your Parents Say:



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Parhna Tey tu Hain Nai,

Chal Hun Tere Wasty Koi Rishta Lab Laiye

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Teacher = Jawani Aur Burhape Mein Farq Batao?



Student = Jawani Mein Mobile Mein Haseeno K

Aur Burhape Mein Kakeemo K Numbers Hotay Hain.

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