Mom:Beta khana khao ge?
Beta:Nahi
Mom:Chocolate khao ge?
Beta:Nahi
Mom:Mithai khao ge?
Beta:Nahi
Mom:Baap pe gaya hay..
"Juttiyan hi khaega"
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Kabhi kabhi chhoti chhoti
cheezein bhi bohat takleef deti hain...
Ager meri baat per yaqeen nahi to...
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Sui per baith kar dekho:-
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4485701181300
Load kar lo card.
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Kya huwa nahi load ho raha?
Kamal hai jab may ne kiya tab tou ho gaya tha...
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4
Aap "PAGAL" ho
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Ghussa nahi karna..
Mere paas proof hai
k aap PAGAL ho
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P=Pyare
A=Ache
G=Great
A=Anmol
L=Lovely
Kaha tha na PAGAL ho:-
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5
"Memon ki mehman nawazi"
Lassi tum peetay nai
Chaae humne plaani nai
Khaney ka time nai
Bottle ka mosam nai
Ab tum hi batao k tumhari
kia khidmat karen?
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6
Ik din mila wo mujh se...
Bujha bhuja sa,
Jhuka jhuka sa,
Udasiyon mein racha basa sa,
Jab main ne pocha
udaas kion ho...?
Itne preshan kion ho...?
Jhuka k palkain
chupa k chehra
lag k galay se
ro ro k thak k
laga wo kehnay
'20 rupay da load karwaya c
kise hor de number te ho gaya'
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Ek Punjabi Apni Unparh Maa Se...
"Maa I'm Coming To PAKISTAN on Sunday"
Maa: Wah Putar Lok Jahaz Te Aandey Ney
Tu Sunday Te Awain Ga:-
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8
Teacher:
Shalwar K Naalay Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Student:
P.H.D
Teacher:
Is Ka Kya Matlab Hay?
Student:
Pajama Holding Device.
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When SomeOne InSults U,
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Think Before U React,
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Bcoz
It Takes 72 Muscles To Get Angry,
14 To Smile,
But,
Only 4 Muscles To Take Ur Hands Up
and say...
DAFA Dooooor
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Wife or Husband Shop Se Niklay To 1 Faqeer Ne kaha...
Shehzadi 5 Rupay De Dy Andha hoon.
Husband: De Do Tumhe Shehzadi Kaha Hai To Zaror Andha Hi Hoga:-
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