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Yehi Aarzoo Hai Meri,



Yehi Iltija Hai Yaaro,

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"Jahan WAPDA Wale Milen Chapal Utaar K maaro"

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America Mein Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen,

Tou Dolar Nazar Aatey Hain.



India Mein Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen,

Tou Cinema Tickets Nazar Aatey Hain.

Aur

Pakistan Mein Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen,

Tou Hath Walay Phankay Nazar Aatey Hain.

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Zakham Itne Gehray hain Izhaar Kia Karain

Hum Khud Nishana Ban Gaye Waar Kia Karain



Mar Gaye Hum Magar Khuli Rahi Aankhain

Ab Is Se Ziada 'Bijli' ka Intizar Kia Karain

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A Girl To Doctor On Phone:

Mere Bhai Ko Current Laga hai,

Main Kiya Karon?



Doctor:

Pehle Aap Do Nafal Shukranay K

Ada Karain k Aap Ki Taraf Light Hai.

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Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi,

Ghanton intezar karti thi uska,



DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko,

BhooLe se b bhuLa nhi paati thi usko,



Phir Umeed ki ek kiran nazar i,

Andhere mein Roshni nazar i,

Aur woh zor se ChiLLayi,

Ammi G Bijlee i" Ammi G Bijlee i,

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Kuch loog jotiyon ke qabil hoty hain

Jaisy aap

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WAPDA walo ko dekh lain...!:

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Main Tou WAPDA K Truck K Paas Aisay Hi Khara Tha ..Pa G..



Kuch Log Aaye Aur Gandi Galiyan De Kar Chale Gaye

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In Year 2015

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Wo Dekho

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Ammi

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Abbu

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Bhaya

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Baaji

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Jaldo Aao

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Wo Dekho

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Us Ghar Mein Light Hai:-

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Zindagi milti hae 1_Bar

Maut Aati hae 1_Bar

Piyar hota hae 1_Bar

DiL tut'ta hae 1_Bar

Jb sab kuch hota hae 1_Bar

Tou phir Light kiyu jati hae bar bar?

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Jab light ho out of control

to khirki darwaze khol

khirki darwaze khol Chanda mama ko bol

"ALL IzZ wELL"

WAPDA kya jane student ka kya hoga

Tayari krega ya paseeny mai hoga

Koi na jany inka future kya hoga

TU Candle jala UPS chala, Generator chala k bol

Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL...!

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Kiya rakha hay apni zindagi k is afsanay mein

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Kuch guzri light aane mein, kuch guzri light jaane mein

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2 Dost





Year 1980



A= yar ye light kab jati hai?

b= pata nahi mere khayal mein saal mein 1 baar



1990



A= yar ye light kyun jati hai?

B= pata nahi, mere khayal mein transformer bdaltay hain



2010



A= yar ye light kab aati hai?

B= jab humare ilaqe ki jae gi tab tumhare ilaqe ki ayegi



2014



A= yar ye light aye gi aaj?

B= Nahi aaj multan mein hai, karachi ki bari kal hai



2020



A= suna hai purane wqton mein light hua karti thi

B= so ja, light wight kuch nahi hoti, sub tera wehm hai.

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Jab light ho out of control



Taar ko tu kar le goal



Taar ko kar k goal kunda laga k bol



Aaaaaaaaaaaall is WeLL



K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga



Tv, fridge, or fan bhi tera on hoga



Taar utha kunda laga...



Kunda laga k bol...



AaaaaaaaaaaaLL is WeLL

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Bijli hoon main bijli hoon



Wapda ki main titli hoon



Adha ghanta aati hoon



2,2 ghante jaati hoon



Oper pankha rukta hay



Neeche munna rota hay



Munne ki ammi kare haaey



Bijli usko tarpaaey



Munne ki ammi kaali



Bijli aankhon waali

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Mere sapno ki rani kab aayi gi tu...?



Aai rut mastani kab aaye gi tu...?



Beeti jaye zindagani kab aaye gi tu...?



Chali aa tu chali aa



(Dedicated to Electricity)

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Zara tehro

Chalay jana..



Mujhe kuch tum

se kehna hai..



Zyada waqt nahi loonga..



Zara c baat karni hai..



Na dukh apne sunanay hain..



Na koi faryad karni hai..



Mujhe bas itna

pouchna hai..

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Light hai???

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Garmi or loadshedin ka tor



"HIMMAT FAN"



Aaj hi ghar le aayen

or garmi se paayen

sasta

mazboot

or

payedaar



Asal khajoor k patton

se bana haath ka Pankha



"HIMMAT FAN"

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(2010)



Miaan, biwi aur bachay so rahay thay...

Achanak bacha cheekh kar ronay laga



Biwi: kambhakht WAPDA wale

light on kar k bachon ko dara dety hain

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Dunya ka sab se romantic mulk kaun sa hai?

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Pakistan





Kion?



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Kion k yahan har ghar mein roz candle light dinner hota hai...

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Dekhte Hain K Kon "Khush Naseeb"...

Is Sawal Ka Jawab 'Yes' Mein Deta Hai?

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"Light Hai"?

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