Funny SMS 37

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Son:

Papa! Kiya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Hein?

Father:

Nahi Beta, Kion?

Son:

Tou Phir Ye Aap

Itni KhofNaak Mummy

Kahan Se Layen Hein..?

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Agar Aap Ko Koi Anjaan Parsel Mile!

Tou Usey Na Kholeyn!

Usmey Meri Photo Ho Sakti Hai

...

Aur Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi

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Aapko Mera Diwana Bana Sakti Hai:-

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!!Height of Tension!!

You take blade and write your lover's name on your arm

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& make a speling mistake

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She Came..

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I Ignored Her

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She Smiled

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I Kept Quiet,

..

She Began To Speak

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I Didn't Listen,

And Then...

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She Began To Leave

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I Realized The Loss

And

Shouted With Pain

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Miss...!

Meri Attendance Reh Gai:-

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Munna bhai: Yaar sirkit apun ko ek nurse se pyaar hogeya hai

Usko letter mein kya likhun?

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Sirkit: Bindas likhne ka

'Sister I Love You'

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Tumhara,

Munna Bhai

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Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi: Tamatar Khao

Faqir: Roti dedo

Admi: Tamatar Khao

Faqir: Tamatar He q khaon?

ADMI ki Wife: Abay ye Totla Hy Keh raha Hy 'KAMA kar khao'!

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Teacher: Tumhari zaat kya hai?

Student: Pehlay hum Butt thay..

Phir Jutt huwey..

Phir Rana ho gaye..

Ab hain darzi..

Aagey Ammi ki marzi.

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SUNA HAI AaP Ki Muskhurat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY

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Zara time nikal k ao na Ek Chooha marwana hai...!

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4 stages of marriage:-)

"MAD FOR EACH OTHER"

"MADE FOR EACH OTHER"

"MAD AT EACH OTHER"

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"MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER... !

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox

But I can't send you all of them

It will take alot of time

So I am sending you just one joke...

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'U R so SwEEt'

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Friendship SMS 21

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Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship

Because Friends Are Like Diamonds

When You Hit Them They Don't Break

But May Slip Away From Your Life.********

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A Cute Thought 4 Those Who Believes In Frndship . . .

Its Not Necessary 2 Share Every Secret B/w True Frends

But The Thing Is That What Ever U Share Should Be True . .

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"True Friendship"

BAP: Raat kahan thay?

BETA: Dair ho gai thi to dost k ghar stay kar liya tha.

BAP ne usi waqt phone uthaya aur us k 10 best friends ko call ki...

8 ne kaha k "Haan uncle wo raat mere paas tha"

aur 2 ne kaha "uncle wo so raha hy, Kahein to Utha don?;-)

Dedicated to All 'JIGRI' Friendz

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Lovely quote by a True Friend:

"when i die, do not come near my body ..

Bcuz my hands may not come to wipe your tears off that time."

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Har dost se achi bat karna fitrat hai hmari

Har dost khush rahe ye hasrat hai hmari

Koi humko yad kare na kare

Har dost ko roz yad karna adat hai hamari:

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�D�sT� Py�r H�� T� W� Py�r T�m H��

�D�sT�Ch��D H�� T� Usk� R�sh�� T�m H��

�D�sT� D�L H�� T� Usk� Dh�rk�� T�m H��

D�sT� Z��D�g� H�� T� Uski Saans T�m H�

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"Hajoom-e- dostan" se jab "kabhi" fursat "millay" "� DO$T"!

Agar samjho "munasib" to "hamain" bhi "yaad" kar "lena"

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Safar Mohabbat ka Chalta rahe....

Suraj Chahe har Shaam dhalta rahe....

Kabhi na Dhalegi Apni Dosti ki Subah

Chahe har Rishta rang badalta rahe:-

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Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,

success before work,

& divorce before marriage.

but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.

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Small Anger

Silly fights

Simple sms's

Serious jokes

Sensitive feelings

Senseless speak

Million sorRYS..

Billion THANKS

Few Questions

Unlimited answers

No hesitation

Full trust

Mixture of all the above is what v call

FRIENDSHIP"""

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Love SMS 4

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Love is never wanting to lose faith,

never wanting to give up,

and never truly moving on.

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Love is knowing and praying...

in the deepest part of what's left of your heart that they feel the same.

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Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love

bcoz monopoly is always damaging, and competition improves efficiency!

Pure economic theory of Love;-):-P

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"Piyar"

P=Pehli Baar Kisi Ko Itna Chaha.

I=Intazar Her Pal.

Y=Yaqeen Khud Se Bhi Zayda.

A=Arman Use Pane Ka.

R=Raha Na Jaye Ab TUM Bin

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Lover's are like liver & kidney!

Boy is liver & Girl is kidney.

If liver fails kidney fails,

If kidney fails liver manages with the other kidney.

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"Facts about the people we love"

1: You hurt them But love them most,

2: You fight with them Because you have more expectations with them,

3: You smile with tears in your eyes
and pain in heart when they hurt you first,
then apologise,

4: You think about them alot when you try to forget them,

5: After long chat on phone,
the moment you disconnect you remember
you forgot some important thing to say,

This is the way our life goes on forever and ever!

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"I do not wish to be

Everything to Everyone

But

I would like to

Be

Something to Someone"

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Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone...

how much you love,

How much you care.

Because

when they're gone,

No matter how loud you shout and cry,

they won't hear you anymore.

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People look for the perfect person to love

but they fail to realize that people become perfect

only when we begin to love them sincerely!

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The Worst Feeling In The World

Is Giving All Your Love

And Knowing It'll Never Be Returned:-

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Funny SMS 36

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Teacher: Tell ohm's law?

Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of it..

Teacher: Ok. Tell that only.

Student:

:

:

This is called ohm's law... =P

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Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein na amal karein.

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"DOST"

500 ka balance tou dalwa do.

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Teacher: Bacho past present Or future tenses ki koi misal do.

Jese k, Main khubsurt thi, Khubsurt hoon Khubsurt rahun gi

BaCHA: Apko wehm tha, Wehm ha, or wehm rahy ga

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1 Aadmi: Samose wale se:

o bhai apke samose me se larki ka baal nikla hai,

Samose Wala:

Abay to kya 6 rupe me pori larki nikle gi:?

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Boy:

Apne Ghar Walo'n Ko Chor Diya Tere Liye,

Sab Se Rishta Tor Diya Tere Liye,

Tu Ne Aaj Tak Kia Kiya Mere Liye?

Girl:

Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere Liye:-

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1 Charsi Bhang Bana Raha Tha,

1 Admi bola:

Yaar Dunya Chaan Par Pahunch Gari,,

Aur Tum Abhi Tak Bhang Bana Rahay Ho..

Charsi:

Main Bhi Ye Pee K Bas Nikalnay Wala Hoo'n.

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Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?

School 7 Bajay Shru Hota Hai,

Phir Dair Kion Ki?

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Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen,

Log Shak Karte Hein...

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A Fantastic Signboard on Highways

For Encouraging Slow Driving

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"Mr Late"

is always bettern than...

"Late Mr"

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5 Bachon Ki Maa Teesri Shadi Kar Rahi Thi...

Nikah K Waqt Chota Bacha Ronay Laga

Or Dulha Dar K Bhaag Gaya...

Kion....???

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Kion K Maa Boli:

Chup Ho Ja,

Warna Agli Dafa Saath Nahi Laon Gi:-

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King Of Centuries,

Beloved Of My Father,

Support For My Mother's Heart,

My Brother Is Sit On A Horse...

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Samajh Aayi?

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Nahi?

..

Don't Worry

English Samajhna Har Kisi K Bus Ki Baat Nahi

Aap K Liye Punjabi Version...

Desan Da Raja Mera Babul Da Pyara

Ambri De Dil Da Sahara

Ni Veer Mera Ghori Charhera:-

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Interesting Reply SMS 11

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(Reply Honestly)

1=Us dost ka naam btao jis ko ap kisi bat k lye inkar nai kr skty

Ans=

2=sb se bri khwahish?

Ans=

3=apki nzr ma zndgi kya hai?

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4=kisi ko pyar krna mushkil hai ya ksi ka pyar pana

Ans=

5=apny rishton se kya paya?

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6=apky dil ma mera muqam kya hai?

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7=ehsas k rishty ehm hoty hn ya khoon k?

Ans=

8=zindgi se koi gila?

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9=apki nzar me dosti kiya hai?

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10=what is Life?

Ans=

reply must

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Aaj ham ap ki pasand jannachatey hain

Best Boy Name

Best Girl Name

Best Hoby

Best Colour

Best Place

Best Country

Best Dress

Best Flower

Best Weather

Best Food

Best Relation

Best Fruit

Best Teacher

Best Friend

Best Cousin

Best Game

Best Drink

(Reply must)

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.'Celebr�te'. .''Ghuss� D�Y''.

''woh Meri Kon si b��t h�i jo ��pko ghuss� dil�ti h�i?

'Reply dil khol Ke karo. I will never mind. Golden ch�nce:

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Main kis kam main expert hon. . . . . .?

sub ko bhejen aur mazy k comments collect karen..

But reply me 1st.

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Lets celebrate "Mashwara Day"

As a friend ap mujhe kia mashwara dena chaho gy?

U r free to give me any "Mashwara"I m wating

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Dedicate me
1.Song=

2.Movie=

3.Name=

4.Color=

5.Fruit=

6.Sweet=

7.Dailogue=

8.Dress=

9.Flower=

10.Nick name=

Reply Now

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Main apko kab cute lagta hun...

Send dis msg to ur frndz & get funny replyz...

1. Gusy mai

2. Bolte hoe

3. Hanste hoe

4. Larte howe

5. Tension mein

6. Shararat karte

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Only Funny Answers R allowed

1. Zindagi kub khubsoorat lagti hay?

Ans.

2. Ik pardesi mera?

Ans.

3. Khalis mohabbat kahan milti hay?

Ans.

4. Shadi main juta chupai kion hoti hay?

Ans.

5. May ne khawab daikha k?

Ans.

Let's c how gr8 a sense of humour u have!

Reply fast I'm w8ing

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Aik dilchasp sawaal

AGAR sari DUNYA aik din k lye so jaye

To AP DUNYA Se KON C CHEEZ CHURAO GY?

send 2 all and get intrstng replz bt reply me 1st.

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Views About Me...

Only Say

Alot/Yes/No/Little/Maybe

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Fighter:

Shy:

Selfish:

Crazy:

Sincere:

Rude:

Caring:

Friendly:

Talkative:

Boring:

Loving:

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Mazahiya Shayari SMS 11

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"Pyar ko mat chupao

use zarurat ha jatane ki....

Apni khwahisho ko mat chupao

unhe zarurat hai barhane ki....

Ab or PERFUME mat lagao

tumhe zarurat hai NAHANE ki!

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Pehli baar kisi chehry pe nig�h thehri hy

Uski ankh sagr se b zyada gehri hy

Th�k gay� �p�� py�r k� �zh�r krt� krt�

Tab pata chla wo dono kaano se BEHRI hy .

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Hum Dosti Puri Nibhana Jante Hain,

Zakham Kitne Bhi Gehre Hon Hum Dawa Lagana Jante Hain.

Humain Bhulane Ki Koshish Mat Karna,

Hum GALA Dabana Bhi Jante hain.@

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Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye

SMS Is Liye Kar Rahe Hen Zaalimo

Kahin Tum Ye Na Samjho K Hum Duniya Se dafa Ho Gaye.

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Ghazal

"Bhaar Mein Jaye"



Wo Mera Dil Jalaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye,

Wo Kisi Aur Ka Ho Jaye Tou Bhaar Mein jaye.



Ek Tamana Hay Faqat Mere Saath Mehran Mein Bethay,

Wo Kisi Mercedes K Sapne Sajaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye.



Mere Kaan Taraste Hein Uski Awaaz K Liye,

Wo Mera Phone Na Uthaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye.



Arzoo Hai K Wo Mere Ghar Khana Khaye,

Par Usko K.F.C Hi Nazar Aaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye.



Main Usko Har Waqt Message Karta Hoon Dosto,

Wo Phir Bhi Lift Na Karaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye:-

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"Pepsi Ghazal"

Machar Jo Hoon Ziada Tou Darwaze Khirkiyan Band Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

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Rotiyan Le Aao Thandi Par Salan Tou Garam Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

:

Dua Jab Bhi Maango Tou Aankhon Ko Apni Num Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

:

Iftari Ho Kisi Ki Taraf Tou Khud Ko Tum Be-sharam Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

:

Dimagh Kharab Karna Ho Kisi Ka Tou Ye Sawal Aik Dam Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

:

Poori Ghazal Hi Likh Dali, Ab Tou Ye Qissa Khatam Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do...?

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Seenay Pe Chali Goli,

Jab Uthi Us Ki Doli..

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Mere Hath Ki Unglion Par Wo Unglina Rakh Kar Boli,

Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabootar, Doli

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Apne Ehsaas Se Choo Kar Mujhe Sandal Kar Do,

Main Jo Sadiyon Se Adhura Hoon Mukamal Kar Do..

..

Tumhein Wasta Meri Mohabat Ka Mujh Par Ek Karam Kar Do,

Sirf Itna Bata Do....

Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do...?

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Mere marne ki khabar kisi ko mat dena.....Ay D0st........

Mere chahne wale b0ht hain biryani kam parh jaye gi.:

�h god i m so famous!!

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Apne Roop Par Itna Guroor Na Kar.

Sab Do Din Ki Masti Hai.

Tera Husn Bhi Tab Tak Salamat Hai!

Jab Tak! Fair & Lovely Sasti Hai

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Question And Answer SMS 9

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Question



Choose one number then i will tell u...

k aap ko insani jisam mein kya sub say ziada passand hai.

1. 2. 3.4. 5.6.7.8.

Reply must?



Answer



1. Phaperay

2. Gurday

3. Pita

4. Antay

5. Jigar

6. Dil

7. Lablaba

8. Dimaagh

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Question



Select Any Number,

Pata Chale K Aap Ki Shadi Kab Hogi...

608- 960- 811- 086- 455- 606- 190- 888- 205-



Answer



608- 2010

960- Nahi Hogi

811- 2020

086- 2012

455- 2014

606- Ho Gayi Hai

190- 2015

888- 2016

205- 2018

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Question



Select A Number

And Then I'll Tell You

That K Aap K Dil Mein Mere Liye...

Kitna Percent Pyaar Hai...!

1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) 11) 12) 13) 14) 15)



Answer



1) 20%

2) 40%

3) 30%

4) 90%

5) 70%

6) 80%

7) 60%

8) 50%

9) 10%

10) 100%

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Question



Apne "Face" Ki "Personality" jan'ny k liye

in mein se aik number choose karein

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 & 10

Choose Carefully Bcoz it will show ur personality



Answer



Face Personality

0: Pretty

1: Bonga

2: Beautiful

3: Normal

4: Queen/king

5: Pagal

6: Attractive

7: Loving

8: Gorgeous

9: Abnormal

10: Funny

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Question



Who Am I For You?

Select One answer,

I'll Tell You The Meaning.

Choclate..

Burger..

Pizza..

Sweets..

Pain Killer..

Cigerete..

Drugs..



Answer



Chocolate = You luve me.

Pizza = Good Friends.

Burger = Time Paas.

Sweet = Best Friends.

Pain Killer = You Need Me.

Cigerete = Adict Of Me.

Drugs = Can't Live Without Me.

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Question



Choose A Number

Then I'll Tell U..

Aap Tayar Ho K Kese Lagte Hein...?

00, 19, 27, 45, 53, 80, 100

Reply Must



Answer



00, Ugly

19, Impressive

27, Attractive

45, Stylish

53, Proudy

80, Paindu

100,Gorgeous

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Question



Aap Ka Baat Karne Ka Andaz Kesa Hai...?

1= 2= 3= 4= 5= 6= 7= 8= 9= 10= 11= 12= 13= 14= 15=

Choose The No.



Answer



1= Serious

2= Chulbula

3= Shararti

4= Chalaak

5= Naraz

6= Shy

7= Crazy

8= Masoom

9= Bharam Baaz

10= Over Confident

11= Badtameez

12= Chaaplusi

13= Jald Baazi

14= Proud

15= Bachpana

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Question



Dunya Mein 12 Type K Dost Hein

1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- 11- 12-

Aap Koi Aik Number Choose Karo

Pata Chale Ga Aap Kese Dost Hein...



Answer



1 - Best

2 - Sensitive

3 - Kanjoos

4 - Jaan Dene Wala

5 - Chalaak

6 - Matlabi

7 - Loving

8 - Sweet

9 - Jaan Se Pyara

10 - Good

11 - Bewakoof

12 - Maghroor

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Question



Select Any Number

Then I'll Tell You

K Aap Apne Life Partner Se Kitna Droh Gay...

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.



Answer



1. 5%

2. 22%

3. 30%

4. 99%

5. 75%

6. 80%

7. 62%

8. 00%

9. 72%

10. 12%

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Question



Aap Ko Apni...

Kon Si Cheez Pe Naaz Hai...? (V2)

Select One Of These...*

*1, *2, *3, *4, *5,

*6, *7, *8, *9, *10,



Answer



*1, Apne Ghusse Par

*2, Khobsurti Par

*3, Smartness Par

*4, Muhabbat Par

*5, Dressing Par

*6, Aankhon Par

*7, Samajhdari Par

*8, Lips Par

*9, Dosti Par

*10, Paise Par

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Faraz SMS 7

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"End of Bewafai"

Main sara din us ko pepsi pilata raha ....FARAZ.....

Sham howi to kehti hy...Dew na piya to phir kia jiya..!

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Kisi ne dil badla Kisi ne dharken badal li

Kisi ne Dost badla to kisi ne mohabt badal li

Mere pass badlne k lie kuch na tha Faraz

Main ne Masjid ja k chapal badal li...

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Barey Zalim hai tere Gali k bache . . . . . .FARAZ! . . . .

Kutta peeche laga ke kehte hain, Azma Luck Azma:-

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Woh Log jo Raat Bhar Jaagty Hain FARAZ..!!................

........Unhain Subah Tight Waali Neend Aati Hy..!!

'Seedhi Baat,N0 Bakwas'

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YAAD Kar K or B Takleef Hoti Hy "Faraz"

Akhir kesy gira meri jeb se 5 ka THEEPA?????

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Ye Soch kar Us ny Aftar party se Poket me Pakoray daal liye Faraz

Daagh to chala jay ga,ye Waqt phir nahi aaye ga..;-)

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Is Zamane Mein Wafa Dhondne Ki Kya Koshish Karte Ho

Faraz

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Wafa Tou Choro Abhi Tak Wo Nahi Mila...

Jis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kar do...!

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Jahan se wo guzra humne us jaga ko chom lia"FARAZ"

Or us pagal ki bachi ne ja k meri ammi ko keh dia k

"tuwada munda miti khanda Jy"

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"Apne "doston "ko "mein " kesay "samjhaon "FARAZ......

"K "Mohabbat "msg "bhejne "se "Nahi"...
Balance "Bhej'ne " se "Barhti "hay.

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Usne humein pendu keh k hamara dil he tor dia FARAZ

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Phir kya hua jo hum Biryani k oper Custard daal baithay!

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Andheron ko chor dia roshni ko chor dia

Us k bad hum ne har kisi ko chor dia

Us ne jab pocha zindgi pyari hai ya main

Us k is sawal pe humne zindgi ko chor dia.

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Uss morrh se shuru karein aa phir se zindagi....

Har shay jahan haseen thi aur hum, tum Ajnabi....!

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Do Chaar Nahi Mujhko Aik Dikha Do �Mohsin!

Woh Shakhs Jo Bahar Se Bhi Andar Ki Tarha Ho.

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.."..Milne Ko Dil Gaya Tha,

So Lota Na Aaj Tak.."..

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.."..Yaaron Ne Kitni Door,

Basai Hein Bastiyan.."..

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Zid Pe Aa Jaye Kisi Baat Pe Bacha Jaise Mohsin!

Dil Tere Baad Kuch Es Tarah Sanbhala Hum Ne.

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Ameer Hue To Itne K Sab Kuch Unhi Par Luta Bethay Mohsin!

Gareeb Hue To Is Qadar K Wapis Unhi K Dar Par Ja Baithay.

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Muskurane Ki Adat Bhi Kitni Mehngi Pari Humko Mohsin!

Chor Gaya Woh Yeh Soch Kar K Hum Judai Mein Bhi Khush Hain.

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Har Mulaqat Par Waqt Ka Takaza Hua

Har Yad Pr Dil Ka Dard Taza Hua

Suni Thi Sirf Gazlon Mein Judai Ki Baten

Ab Khud Par Biti To Haqiqat Ka Andaza Hua

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KOi tOh SAAwAn Aisa hO jO TErE SAng BArsEy

TAnhA tOh MEri AankhEn HAr ROz BAraSti hAin...

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Hoslay Hadon Tak Azmaya Nahi karty,

Jo Hon Apny Unhain Yun Staya Nahi karty,

Chahny waly Bhi Waqt k lamhon ki Tarah Hain,

Beet Jayain Tou loat k Aya Nahi kartay

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Phool torr kar bakhera nahi karte,

Hum har kisi k dil mein basera nahi karte,

Hamari to sansen b ruk jati hain aye dost,

Jis roaz hum zikar tera nahi karty.

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"Zindagi Tum Bin Alag si Lagti Hai"

"Ab Ye Judai Mohabbat si Lagti Hai"

"Pehle Ahsaas Huwa Ab Yaqeen Hai"

"K Her Lamha Teri Zarorat si Lagti He.

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Mere Hamsafar ka Ye Hukm Tha k kalaam Us Sy Mai kam karun,

Mere Hont Aiasy Silay k Pher, Meri Chup Ne Us ko Rula dia..!

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Kiya gham hai kiya khushi 'malom'nahi.

Wo apna hai k ajnabi 'malom'nahi.

Jis k baghair ek "PAL" nahi guzarta,

kaisy guzre gi ye ZINDAGI 'malom'nahi.

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~^~Mat baha Ans�o be-qadron k Liye ""Mohsin"~^~

Jo Qadar karte hain kabhi Roney nahi detay !!!,,

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Alvida Keh K Jb Wo Chal Diye

In Aankhon Ne Sare Hasin Khwab Kho Diye

Gum Ye Nai K Wo Mujhe Chor Gaya

Dard To Tab Hua Jb Alvida Kehty Kehty Wo Khud Ro Dye.@

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Taqdeer Ne Is Dil Par Itne Zakham Lagaye ""FARAZ"

Muskurane Ko Dil Chaha to Aansoo Nikal Atay hain

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"Usay Muhabbat mein Dhokha to main b de sakta tha

Magr ragoon mein dorrti wafa se baghawat nahin hoti

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*~Us Ki~* BEWFAi par b fida hoti hai jan apni "faraz"*

~K~H~U~D~A~*janay agar us main*=W=A=F=A=* hoti to kia hota

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Muhabt haar ky jeena boht dushwar hota hai. ..S.A.G.A.R..

"Usy" bs itna keh dena bharm torra nai karty.

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Benaam zindgi ki haqeeqat na pouch faraz,

Kuch pur-khulos log thay barbad kar gaye.

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Ay DarD Mujhe Tera Hi Sahara Hai

Zakhmon k Siwa Ab Kon Hamara Hai

Log to Darty Hain Mout k aa jane Se

Humy to Zindagi ne Bari BeDarDi Se Mara hai.

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Mujh se NAFRAT ki Ajab Raah Nikali Us ny,

Hasta Basta DIL Ker diya Khali Us ny,



Mery Ghar ki Riwayat se Wo Khob WaQif Tha,

JUDAI Mang li Ban k SWALI Us NE.

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Door Ho Kar Bhi Mere "Kareeb" Ho,

Mere Dil Se Poocho Kitne "Aziz" Ho,

Apni "Hatheli" Ko Kabhi Ghor Se Dekho,

Shayad Kisi "Lakeer" Men Mera Bhi "Naseeb" Ho.

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Ye lambi judai b mohabbat ka imtehan hoti hy Faraz,

Koi Hansta hy apni adaaon pe Aur koi Rota hy Apni wafawon pe.

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Nafraton se Dil ko dukhaya or bhol gye,

Do lamhe khushi me sath nibhaya or bhol gye,

Me koi Gham ka aansoo to na tha "FARAZ"

Jisay aankh se Giraya or bhol gaye.

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Jab Zindgi samajh ayi to zindgi se do�r thy hum

Marna chaha par jeeny ko majbor thy hum

Har saza qabool ki hum ne sar juka k

Qasoor itna tha k beqas�or thy hum.

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Zindgi k har mor pe yadon ka ehsas rehne do

Suroor dil mai aur dharkan mai yaad rehne do

Yehi falsafa ha jeene ka

Na raho udaas na kisi ko udaas rehne do.

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Ye Saans hamesha sath nahi deti

Guzra hua din biti hui raat nahi deti

Aao khushi k 2 bol shamil kar lein zindgi mein

Warna maut kisi ko waqt-e mulaqat nai deti.

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�J� Maqs�d H� S�ch� W� Milt� Zaroor Hai�

�Nikalt� Hai J� Umeed lye W� Paat� Zroor Hai�

�Be-Waj� Nahi Rult� Ishq Me k�i�

�Jisy Khud Se B�rh kar Ch�h� Wo Milt� Zaroor Hai�

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Loog pathar marny aaye to wo bhi sath thy faraz

Jin k gunah kabhi hum apny sar leya karty thy....

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Aaj udaas hun to kisi ne aawaz bhi nahi di...,,,,,

Ye matti k putley kisi se waFa nahi kartey....

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Us Ki Yaadon Ki Baarish Barasti Hai Jab Bhi Kabi...

Me Bheegta Zaroor Hun Magar Palkon Ki Hadon Tak...

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Meri aawargi mein kuch Qasoor tera bhi hai ;+*dost *+;

Tumhari yaad aati hay to ghar acha nahin lagta

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DIL se har pal chahat ki sadaa ati hy

Yad mujko uski hr aik ada ati hy



Qurban hojae mera jeevan uski khushiyon par

Phir yaqeen ho usko Hum ko b WAFA ati hy

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"Koi khamosh ho jaye tou hum tarap jatey hain... "FARAZ"

Hum khamosh howe to kisi ne haal tak na Pucha"

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"Bari tabdeliyan laey hein apny aap mein lekin,

Tumhe yaad karne ki aadat ab bhi baqi hy"

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"Khushk Patton ki Tarha Bikhrey Ham Gali koochon Me"

"Hawa Sey Dil-Lagi Ka koi To Anjam Hona Tha"

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Bisaat e dil pe ajab hai shikast e zaat ka lutf...

Jahan pe jeet attal ho wo chaal haar k Dekh..

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Hansi Ko Apni Sun Kar Ek Bar Ma B Chonk Utha,"Faiz"

Ye Mujh Ma Dukh Chupany Ka Hunar Kaha Se Agya?

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Mudat se thi kisi se milne ki aas,

Khuwahish-e-deedar ko DIL me daba diya,



Kisi ne di khabar k wo aayen gay raat ko,

Itna kia charagan k ghar tak jala Diya..!

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Teri N�z�r Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hai Koi!

Use Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak

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Us k tabassum ki masoomiyat pe na ja aye DIL,

bewafa log barre fankaar hua karte hen.....!!

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Dunya Mein Aur Bhi Wajah Hoti Hain Dil K Toot Jane Ki 'Mohsin'

Log To Yunhi Mohabbat Ko Badnam Karte Hain.

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Aik Hi Dar Ho To Sajdon Main Maza Ata hy,, ="IQBAL"=

Bhattaktay Rehte Hain woh Log Jin k Laakh khuda Hotay Hain

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Us K Mehwar Se Niklon To Dunya Nazar Aaye Saqi.

Yeh Woh Bhanwar Hai Jis Se Nikla Nahi Jata.

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Haseen Aankhon Ko Parhne Ka Abhi Tak Shoq Hai Mujhko "Mohsin"

Mohabbat Mein Ujarr Kar Bhi Meri Aadat Nahi Badli.

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Dil Ne Kaha Tha Na Chah Usse Paglon Ki Tarah 'Mohsin'

Woh Bewafa Ho Jayega Teri Mohabbat K Nashay Se.

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Wajood Sheeshay Ka Ho To Pathron Se Mohabbat Nahi Karte "MoHsiN"

Ehsas-e-Chahat Na Mile To Wajood Bikhar Jaya Karte Hain.

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..."Mill Hi Jayein Gay Hum ko Bhi kuch LogFaraz"
..."Shehar ka Shehar tu Bewaffa Nahi Hota

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kiun peetay ho sharab kisi k gham mein ??

Ik bashar ki khatir khuda ko naraz karty ho..!!

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D�l S� R�y� M�g�r H��t� S� M�sk�r� Beth�....

Y��hi H�m K�s� S� W�f� Nibh� Beth�..



W� Ham��n Ek L�mh� N� D� P�y�.

J�� K L�y� H�m Ap�i Zi�d�gi G��w� B�th�..?

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Mita Do Naam Tak Mera Kitab_e_ Zindagi Se Tum ... "~AY DO�T~"

Magar Pal Pal Rulaye Gi Sataye Gi Tujhe Kami Meri ..

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Bhool Kar Bhi Kabhi Palken na Jhapakne Paen

Is Qadar Neend k0 Aankhon Say Nichora Hum Ne...!!

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Ghazal likhon k izhar likhon,

Ya yehi tera andaz e pyar likhon,

Agr apni qismat likhny ka zara akhtyar ho mujy,

T0 apny naam k sath tujhy har bar likhon

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Woh To Aisa Tha K Aik Aansoo...

Girne Ki Bhi Waja Pocha Karta Tha Mohsin

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Par Na Jane Kyun Ab Usse...

Barsaat Ki Bhi Pehchan Nahi Hoti.

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Mein Gum Rehta Hoon Har Lamha...

Teri Yaadon K Melay Mein 'Mohsin'

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Tujhe Dil Se Bhulana Hai...

Magar Fursat Nahi Milti.

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Chubti hai Qalb_o_jaan ko sitaaroon ki Roshni..

Ay chand doob ja k aaj tabiyat Udaas hai...!

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Kaha Uss Ne,K Aakhir Tum,Bhula Do Ge Mujhey Ek Din,

Kaha Main Ne,Karoon Main Kia,?K Mar Jana Muqaddar Hai

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Badla jo waqt gehri rafaqat badal gai

Soraj dhala to saye ki surat badal gai



Aik umar tak main us ki zarurat bana raha

Phir yun hua k uski zarurat badal gai.

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