Mazahiya Shayari SMS 11

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"Pyar ko mat chupao

use zarurat ha jatane ki....

Apni khwahisho ko mat chupao

unhe zarurat hai barhane ki....

Ab or PERFUME mat lagao

tumhe zarurat hai NAHANE ki!

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Pehli baar kisi chehry pe nig�h thehri hy

Uski ankh sagr se b zyada gehri hy

Th�k gay� �p�� py�r k� �zh�r krt� krt�

Tab pata chla wo dono kaano se BEHRI hy .

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Hum Dosti Puri Nibhana Jante Hain,

Zakham Kitne Bhi Gehre Hon Hum Dawa Lagana Jante Hain.

Humain Bhulane Ki Koshish Mat Karna,

Hum GALA Dabana Bhi Jante hain.@

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Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye

SMS Is Liye Kar Rahe Hen Zaalimo

Kahin Tum Ye Na Samjho K Hum Duniya Se dafa Ho Gaye.

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Ghazal

"Bhaar Mein Jaye"



Wo Mera Dil Jalaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye,

Wo Kisi Aur Ka Ho Jaye Tou Bhaar Mein jaye.



Ek Tamana Hay Faqat Mere Saath Mehran Mein Bethay,

Wo Kisi Mercedes K Sapne Sajaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye.



Mere Kaan Taraste Hein Uski Awaaz K Liye,

Wo Mera Phone Na Uthaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye.



Arzoo Hai K Wo Mere Ghar Khana Khaye,

Par Usko K.F.C Hi Nazar Aaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye.



Main Usko Har Waqt Message Karta Hoon Dosto,

Wo Phir Bhi Lift Na Karaye Tou Bhaar Mein Jaye:-

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"Pepsi Ghazal"

Machar Jo Hoon Ziada Tou Darwaze Khirkiyan Band Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

:

Rotiyan Le Aao Thandi Par Salan Tou Garam Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

:

Dua Jab Bhi Maango Tou Aankhon Ko Apni Num Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

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Iftari Ho Kisi Ki Taraf Tou Khud Ko Tum Be-sharam Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

:

Dimagh Kharab Karna Ho Kisi Ka Tou Ye Sawal Aik Dam Kar Do,

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do?

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Poori Ghazal Hi Likh Dali, Ab Tou Ye Qissa Khatam Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha PEPSI Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do...?

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Seenay Pe Chali Goli,

Jab Uthi Us Ki Doli..

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Mere Hath Ki Unglion Par Wo Unglina Rakh Kar Boli,

Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabootar, Doli

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Apne Ehsaas Se Choo Kar Mujhe Sandal Kar Do,

Main Jo Sadiyon Se Adhura Hoon Mukamal Kar Do..

..

Tumhein Wasta Meri Mohabat Ka Mujh Par Ek Karam Kar Do,

Sirf Itna Bata Do....

Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do...?

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Mere marne ki khabar kisi ko mat dena.....Ay D0st........

Mere chahne wale b0ht hain biryani kam parh jaye gi.:

�h god i m so famous!!

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Apne Roop Par Itna Guroor Na Kar.

Sab Do Din Ki Masti Hai.

Tera Husn Bhi Tab Tak Salamat Hai!

Jab Tak! Fair & Lovely Sasti Hai

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WOH na mili to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lengy,

Warna USKI shaadi me Jaa K *COCA COLA* Hi Pee lengy.

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Mari Ankhon Mein Dard Ka Jo Rang Hei,

Wah wah

Meri Aankhon Mein Dard Ka Jo Rang Hei,

:

:

100 ka easy load karva dain g hath bohat tang hai.

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Mehak jata hai dil tumhari khushbo se.

Meray hont jesay hi tumhein choo lain.

Raat ki tareeki ho ya din ka ujaala..

Naaz Pan MasalaNaaz Pan Masala

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Jahan Ki Khilvat Mein Zulzul Nahi Ayega

Gham-e-Tohin Se Qabal Nahi Ayega



Maklul Ki Ibarat Hai Ye Qurfa 'Wasi'

Dimagh Phat Jayega Par Ye Shair Samajh Nahi Ayega

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Hum bhi bikney gaye thay Bazar-e-Ishq mein YAARO..

Kya pata tha 8 bajey sarey bazar band ho jatey hain

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Apki "YAD" dil se kam hone nahi denge

Ap jesa"DOST"hm khone nhi denge

Shrafat se hr roz"SMS"kia karo warna

Mobile bi chen lenge or"RONEY"B nhi denge

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Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena

Ham dil pe pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar dengy;-).

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Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hen

Aap kia janen ap kitne yaad aate hen

Hum aaj b usi mor pe khray hen

Jaha ap ne kaha tha tehro Hum PAKORAY le k aty hen

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Mobile Hai Har Ladki Ki Shaan,

Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hein Preshan.



Miss Bell Or SMS Kar K Kehti Hein Meri Jaan,

Tumhari Awaz Sun'ne Ko Tarasti Hein Mere Kaan.



12 Boy Friend Bana Kar Akarti Hein Pehlwaan,

Apni Friendz Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hein Heraan.



Kehti Hein Larkon Ko Ullu Banana Bohat Hai Aasaan,

Hosh Kar Ay Mere Yaar! Aankhen Khol K Pehchaan.



Mat Aa In Ladkion K Chakar Mein Ye Sub Hein Shetaan,

Ab Kisi Ladki Ki Call Aaye Tou Usko Bolna 'G Bhaabi Jaan'

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Aap ki Yaad may humain Motion se ho gae Hain,

:::

Hain to Yeh bhi Aansu bas Rasta kho gae Hain.

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Dhoond Raha Hy Woh Mujh Say Khafa Honay Ka Tariqa

Soch raha Hoon "Chamaat" Mar Kar Uski Mushkil Aasan Kar Doon...

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Her Farz Dosti Ka Ada Kon ""karega""

Dost Na Raha To wafa Kon ""Karega""



Ya Rab Mere Dost Ko Salamat ""Rakh""

Warna Meri shadi men bartan saf kon krega

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Chahtay hain wo hum se Aisi chahat ka wada,.......

Jaisey ....12 rupay ka Lemon Max,.Ghulay km aur chalay zyada..

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Kisi ko ISHQ main judayan Maar deti hain

Kisi ko PYAR ki Gehrayan maar deti hain



Jo is se Bach jaye Usey ..

Colleg Ki Parhaiyan Maar Deti hain;)

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Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answer sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na karna!

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Ye Zindagi ha ik Kamal,

Bina Paise k Nahi koi haal,

Tum kangal, Hum ? kangal,

To phir Aao KheLtay hain,Miss call Miss call

But Don't Receive the call..

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"Hum Ko Yun ullu Banana Chor Do,

"Nazron ke teer chalana chordo,

"Tumhari khushbo Ajeeb Hi Hoti Hai,

"Bartan Walay Saabun Se Nahana Chor Do.

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Dost ruthe to sab ruthe phir ruthe to jag chute

agr phir ruthe to dil tute

or agar phir bhi ruthe

to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappl na tute:-)

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Arz kiya hai:

"Ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena"

(wah,wah,wah)....

;

;

;

"Jab iska matlab smj me aye to muje b bata dena"...

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"Agar milti mjhe do din ki baadshahi ay DoSt....

Meri rayasat main teri TASVEER Waly PAMPER chalte...!

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Khaamosh Palkon Se Jab Aansoo Bikhar Jaate Hein

Aap Kiya Jano Aap Kitne Yaad Aatey Hein



Abh Bhi Ussi Morr Pe Khare Hein

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tha Thehro Hum Samosay Le K Aatey Hein

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Hum Ne Ki Muhabbat Aapse Bohat Sochnay K Baad

Kuch Bhi Na Dekha Aapko Dekhnay K Baad



Dunya Chorr Dengay Aapko Chorrnay K Baad

ALLAH Maaf Karay Itna Jhoot Bolnay K Baad

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Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter



When You Forget Me,

You

Will

Definitly

Fall In Gutter

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Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina,

Wah Wah

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina,



To Khud Hi Kaho Gay

.

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Made In China

Made In China

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Arz Kia hai ::

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Mery DilK Bavarchi Khany mein Teri Yaad Ka Cholha Jalta Hai

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Tery Ishq K Chawal Pakty Hein Mera Roz Pateela Jalta Hai

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Palko pe bithaya hai aapko,

Duwaon k baad paya hai aapko,



Aasani se nahi mile dost aap hamein

'AFRICA' K jungle se khaas mangaya hai aapko!!

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Kbhi kbhi yunhi sochta hun us ne meri Muhabbt ko q thukraya
......Jb k har dafa meine hi dia tha rakshay ka karaya ....

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.:Kaash tum waaday nibha jaaty..

Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.



Agr "Cornetto" k paisy nahi thy to kya hoa?

Baraf wala "GOLA" Hi khila jaty:=

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Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khwab De do,

Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Shabab Dedo,



Chalo Choro Saari Baaten Aisa Karo 'Sagar'

Aik Naan Aur Chaar Kabab Dedo:-

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Hum Zinadgi Ki Bheer Mein is qadar Kho Gaye....

Pata He Nahi Chala Kab falsay 80 Rupay Kilo Ho Gaye.....!!

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Arz kia hai!



Jab se tum ko apna bana rakha hai

Aese lagta hai k AC chala rakha hai



Dil to kab ka kisi ko de chuke hain hum

Aor tere liye gurda bacha rakha hai



Tu ne nazren phair leen tou kya hua

Hum ne bhi kisi aur se chakar chala rakha hai



Ek aansou baha k ehsaan karte ho

Hum ne aankhon mein nalka laga rakha hai

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Jo Detey Hain Larkiyon Ko Tohfay

Wo Uthatey Hain Unki Shadi K Sohfay



Jo Jaty Hain Un K Peechey

Wo Aatey Hain Unki Doli K Neechey



Jo Kehtey Hain Unko Jaanu

Wo Ban Jatey Hain Unke Bachon K Maamu

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Dil se ROYE magar HONTON pe muskura bethey

Yunhi HUM kisi se DIL laga bethey



Wo HUM ko 1 SMS na kar paaye

Jin k liye HUM SMS package karwa bethey

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Kehta hai pal pal tum se ho k dil ye diwana



Kal juma ka din hai Ragar Ragar k nahana

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Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar

Apni Ammi Ko Razi Kar



Tu Ne Dil Mera Torra

Main Ne Elfi Se Jorra



Meri Elfi K Paise Wapis Kar

Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar

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Chaand Se Acha Sitara Koi Nahi

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Jaisa Hai Rishta Hamara Or Koi Nahi

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Chahay Saari Dunya Dhoond Lo

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Mujh Jaisa Piyaara Or Aap Jaisa "AALU BUKHARA" Koi Nahi

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Pehli Baar Kisi Chehre Pe Nigah Thehri Hay

Uski Aankhen Sagar Se Bhi Zyada Gehri Hain

,

Thak Gaya Apne Pyaar Ka Izhaar Karte Karte

Pata Chala Saali Dono Kaan Se Behri Hay

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"Tere Haath Se Goli Khana B Qabool Hai

...Dost...



Magar Shart Ye Hai K Wo Disprin K Ho"

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..Tumhari Yaad Mere Dil Mein Kuch Is Tarha Se Bas Gayi..



..Jaise Chotay Se Rikhshe Mein Motti Si Aanti Phans Gayi..

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Chaahte Hain Tumhein Pyaar Dain

Mohabbat K Naam Pe Zindagi Waar Dain



Lekin Jab Tumhara SMS Nahi Milta



Tou Dil Karta Hai K...

Tumhari Aankhon Mein Laal Mirch Daal Dain

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