Funny SMS 31

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Girl: Iss blue pen ki kia price hai?

Dukandar: Rs 500/-

Girl: uff!

Aur golden ki..?

Dukandar: 2 baar uff uff...

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Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhaijnay se pehlay

Service center waly khud call kar k pochein

Pakki baat hai?

Bhaijna hai k sending fail kardein

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I LOVE TO WALK IN FOG,




BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE THAT I AM SMOKING...



(Lala Charsi)

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Shohar apni biwi se:

Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfen ae jaan-e-tamana!





Khuda ki qasam agli baar khaanay mein baal aaya tou





Sajni se Gajni bana donga

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*"DIL"*

Kerta hai har pathar pe likhon *I MISS YOU*

Aur wo saray pathar apko maron

Taaky apko ehsas ho k apki yadein kitna dard deti hain.

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Kia aap switzerland jana chahte hain?

Aur

Wahan jakar 5 star hotel mein stay karna chahte hain?

than

visit kijiye ga hamari website

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www.beta-apni-oqat-mein-raho.com

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Jab koi baat bigar jae

Jab koi mushkil barh jae

Toh

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Toh

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Hont Guma...

Seeti baja

Seeti baja k bol...

Bhaiya...

:

ALL IS WELL

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3 gadhay zoo se farar ho gaye







1 TV dekh raha hai,







2 Football khel raha hai,







3rd






Nahi aap nahi,

Hamesha aisa hi q sochte ho?



Wo mil nahi raha

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Teacher: Shadi k waqt "dulha" ko ghore par q bithaya jata hai?





Student: Last warning di jati hai k...





Abhi b waqt hai beta bhaag jaa

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1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the,

khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.

Sab wahin bethe rahe..

3 din guzer gae koi na bola, na khana khaya.

1 din teeno behosh hogae...

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain...

Unka janaza parhaya or dafan karne k liye qabrstan le gae...

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k "oye me zinda hon"

Baki dono bole "Ja fir namak le k aa"

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