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Question



Choose 1 No Then I'll Tell U That

K Aap Ki Love Story Kis Movie Jesi Hogi:



162, 221, 306, 495, 548, 677, 814, 903

Reply Fast



Answer



162 : Dostana(Love Triangle)

221 : RAB Ne Bana Di Jori(True Love)

306 : Namastay London(Non Matching Couple)

495 : Vivah(Innocent Love)

548 : Kismat Connection(Love With Love)

677 : Dil Wale Dulhaniya Le Jayen Gay(Challenging Love)

814 : Ghajini(Love With Suffering)

903 : Jab We Met(By Chance Love)

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Question



Select Any1 Then I'll Tell U

K Aap Aglay 5 Month Mein Kya payen Gay?



J: A: R: G: Z: S: M:

rEPLy mUSt



Answer



J: A new Friend

A: Ur Love

R: Nothing Special

G: Good Exam Result

Z: Lots of Happiness

S: You Will Get Married

M: You Will Get Engaged

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Question



Choose 1 Alphabet

(N) (M) (C) (F) (R) (S) (T) (H)



And See...

Wo Aap se kia Kehna Chahte hein,

Jisey Aap Bohat Chahte ho?



Answer



N :: I Luv U

M :: I Am Ur

C :: Khuda K Liye Mera Peecha Chor Do

F :: U R My Dream

R :: Meri Jaan Ab Aa Jao Na

S :: U Live In My Heart

T :: U R My Life

H :: Azab Ho Tum Tohah

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Question



Choose 1 Month

Then I'll Tell U,

Aap Kese Friend Ho?

Jan,

Feb,

Mar,

Apr,

May,

Jun,

Jul,

Aug,

Sep,

Oct,

Nov,

Dec,

Be Carefull::

Reply Must



Answer



Jan, Ziddi

Feb, Gussey Wala

Mar, Dil Ka Acha

Apr, Bewafa

May, Mohabbat Wala

Jun, Time Pass

Jul, Romantic

Aug, Very Sensitive

Sep, Intelligent

Oct, Very Good

Nov, Bad

Dec, Nice

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Question



Choose 1 No,

Main Aap Ko Btaonga...

K Aap Kisey Sub Se Zyada Pasand Karte Hain?

1:

2:

3:

4:

5:

6:

Reply Is Must



Answer



1: Pa Hanif

2: Pa Nazeer

3: Gul Khan

4: Khusray

5: Chacha Kaleem

6: Hijray

Be Carefull

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Question



Choose Any No...

Zara Pata Tou Chale,

Aap Ki Zindagi Mein Kis Cheez Ki Kami hai?

87, 67, 57, 27, 37, 47, 77, 97



Answer



87 * Shadi Ki

67 * Pasey Ki

57 * Dosti Ki

27 * Khsuhi Ki

37 * Lover Ki

47 * Confidence Ki

77 * Vitamin Ki

97 * Aqal Ki

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Question



Select One No.

121 ~

222 ~

323 ~

424 ~

525 ~

626 ~

727 ~

Us No Per Jo Sawal Hoga,

Uska Jawab Dena Hoga.

It's Interesting



Answer



121 ~ Aap Ne Kabhi Kisi Per Hath Uthaya Hai, Kis Per?

222 ~ Aap Ne Kabhi Kisi Ko Dhoka Diya Hai, Kis Ko?

323 ~ Best Friend Kon Hai, Aur Kion?

424 ~ Kisi Se Pyar karte Ho, Name?

525 ~ Koi Aisa Hai Jisey khone Ka Dukh Ho, Name?

626 ~ Aap Ne Kisi Ko Propose Kia hai, Kesay, Name?

727 ~ Kabhi Aap Ko Mujh Pe Ghussa Aaya Hai, Waja?

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Question



Aap Ka Aur Mera Rishta..........?

Select A Number Please!

445, 663, 999, 881, 554, 345, 777, 685, 468

Reply zaror Karna.



Answer



445, +Dhoka+

663, +Matlabi+

999, +Love+

881, +Best Friend+

554, +Hamdardi+

345, +Time Pas+

777, +Dil Ka Rishta+

685, +Khubsorat Ehsaas+

468, +Sincerity+

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Question



Choose A Word,

Dekhtay Hein Aapko Kesi Wife Milegi?

Road:

Snow:

Wind:

Sky :

Moon:

Sun :

Sand:



Answer



Road: Rough Minded

Snow: Fair & Sweet

Wind: Over Confident

Sky : Rich & Stylish

Moon: Beautiful

Sun : Jealous, Irritating

Sand: Very Pretty

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Question



Koi 1 Sabzi Select karen,

Pata Chale Ga Aap Ki Personality Kesi hai?

Karela,

Bhindi,

Kaddu,

Gobhi,

Tmater,

Shaljam,

Palak,

Tori,

Bengan,

Mooli,

Matar,



Answer



Karela = Good

Bhindi = Smart

Kaddu = Stylish

Gobhi = Nalike

Tmater = Khubsurat

Shaljam = Talented

Palak = Duffer

Tori = Intelligent

Bengan = Ghatia

Mooli = Bekaar

Matar = Loving

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Beautiful Quotation:



A Man Said 2 ALLAH that

I Hate Life coz its not Beautiful



ALLAH Replied Who Askd U 2 Love Life?

Just Love ME and Life will be Beautiful.

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"An arrow can be shot only by dragging it back!



So, when life is dragging you back with difficulties

it means it is going to launch you for a big victory"

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Worry Is The Miss Use Of Imagination...

Have Confidence That..

If You Have Done A Little Thing Well,

You Can Do Bigger Thing Well Too:-

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"One Hurts You So That You May Find Someone Who Can Heal you,

If Nobody Is There To Hurt You,

You Will Never Know The Right Person Who Cares For You."

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No Sound In This World Can Be Louder Than Silence,

And If Someone Can't Understand Your Silence,

He Can Never Understand Your Words:-

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2 Places Are Most Valueable In The World:

The Nicest Place is To B In Someone's Thoughts
&
The Safest Place is To B In Someone's Prayers:-

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Sometimes,

Hurting Is Needed 2 Make us Grow,

Failure Is Needed 2 Make us Know,

Loss Is Needed 2 Make us Gain,

Becuase,

Some Lessons Are Best When Learnt Through Pain:-

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Happiness Always Looks Small,

When Hold It In Your Hands.

But,

When You Learn To Share It,

You Will Reallize How Big & Precious It Is...

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"A Successful Relation Doesn't Depend

On How Good Understanding We Have,

But!

It Depends On How Better We Avoid

Mis-understandings":-

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Shakespear Said:

"Now The World Is Becoming A Bad Place To Live In,

Not Because Of Bad People

But Due To Silence Of The Good People"

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Na me kadi garoor keeta



Na tussi koi kasoor keeta



Bas waqt ney saanu door keeta



Me message tuhanu zaroor keeta



Kyun k tuhadi yaad ne menu majboor keeta

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Teacher har roz student se: Kaka tenu pata es umer vich Quaid e

Azam ne metric kar lya c?



Student: Tang ho kar...



Sir twadi umer vich bhutto phansi v char gaya c:-

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Jo log soch samajh kar shadi nahi kartey wo zindagi bhar lartey

hein...



Or jo log soch samajh kar shadi kartey hein...





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.

.



Hundi onna naal v kutteyan wali a par o dasdy nai:-

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Akhan di be noori changi nai hundi,

Dostan to doori changi nai hundi



Kadi kadi milya v ker yaara,

Her wailay sms naal gal poori nai hundi

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Boy:

Jaan Meri Aankhon mein to dekho kya hai?



Girl: Sacha PyaaR.



Boy:

O Anni di a.

Machar kadd.



Waddi i sacha pyaaR...

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Je RAB Milda Nateya Toteyan,

Te RAB Milda Daddowan Machiyan Nu



Je RAB Milda Jungle Phiryan,

Te RAB Milda Gaiyan Bachiyan Nu



Vemiyan Bulhaya RAB Unhaan Nu Milda,

Aa Te Milda Galliyan Achiyan Sachiyan Nu

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Pata Yaar Di Yari Da Aenj Lagda Ae,

Jido Yaar Nu Yaar Di Khech Howe



Edron Mein Niklan Tey Udron Tu Nikle,

Milaap Dovan Da Gali Dey Wich Howe



Wajje Teer Judai Da Wich Seenay,

Zakham 2 Hovan Tey Dard 1 Howe



Ghulam Fareeda Yaari Da Maza Tad Onda,

Lashaan 2 Hovan Te Qabar 1 Howe



'BABA FAREED'

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G Kare Tere Kol Aawan

Tere Kol Aa K Ruk Jawaan



Na Gallan Karan Te Na Hi Bulaawaan

Bas Teri Akh Vich Ungal Maar K Paj Jawaan

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Cham Cham Kardi Chandni,

Tim Tim Kary Taaray

::

Koi V Nai SmS Karda,

Sheikh Ho Gae Nay Saray

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Wife:

Jay Main Mar Gae Te Ki Howay Ga?

::

Husband:

Main Pagal Hojawan Ga.

::

Wife:

Dosari Shadi Tay Nahin Kare Ga?

::

Husband:

Pagal Kuch V Kar Sakda Ay!!

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Biwi:

Suniye G! Aap Ka Dost Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hy..

Aap Usey Roktey Kiun Nahi?



Shoher:

Main Kiun Rokon?

Us Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya...

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Wife...

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai..

Meri Shaadi Kisi Or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota?



Husband...

Main Ne Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha:-

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Sirf 2 Log Muqadar Wale Hote Hain...



1. Wo Jinhe Pyaar Milta Hai

"Or"

.

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.

.

.

2. Wo Jin Ka Kharboza Meetha Nikalta Hai:-

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Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?

Boy: Long Drive Par



Girl: Wow! Pehle Kion Nahi Btaya?

Boy: Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala

Jab Break Nahi Lag Rahey:-

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A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His His Exam Paper

And Wrote "Rs 1 For 1 Mark"



The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back

And Wrote "U Got 19 Marks, Keep The Change"

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Patient to Doctor:

Main Susu Subha 6 Bajay Karta Hoon

Aur Poti 7 Bajay



Doctor:

Ye Tou Koi Bemari Nahi Aap Theek Thaak Hain.



Patient:

Aankh 8 Bajay Khulti Hai:-

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If I Was An Artist,

You Would Be My Picture



If I Was A Poet,

You Would Be My Inspiration



If I Was An Author,

You Would Be My Story



But I'm

Only A Cartoonist:-

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Height Of Common Sense..



Teacher:

Jab Bijli Chamakti Hai,

To Humko Roshni Pehle

Aur Awaz Baad Mein Kion Aati Hai?



Student:

Kion K Humari Aankhein Aage Hein

Aur Kaan Peeche!

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The Best & Amazing Part Of Life...

When Your Parents Say:



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.

.

.

.



Parhna Tey tu Hain Nai,

Chal Hun Tere Wasty Koi Rishta Lab Laiye

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Teacher = Jawani Aur Burhape Mein Farq Batao?



Student = Jawani Mein Mobile Mein Haseeno K

Aur Burhape Mein Kakeemo K Numbers Hotay Hain.

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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:



Dear Maths!

Please Grow Up & Solve Your Problems.

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Uss Ne Saamne Baith Kar,

Bohat Ghamgeen Lehjy Mein Kaha...



Agar Tum Mujhe Isi TArah Ignor Karte RAhay,

To Dekhna Ik Din Main Tumhen Chorr K Chali Jaon Gi.



Main Ne Muskura kar Us Ki Aankhon Mein Dekha

Aur Dheeray Se Kaha,

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.

"Nikal Shabaash"

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Faqeer:

Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do,

Warna! Mujhe Wo Khofnaak Kaam Karna Parega...

Jis K Khayal Se Hi Main Kaanp Jata Hoon



Aadmi:

Konsa Kaam?



Faqeer:

'Mehnat Mazdoori'

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What is the Difference Between...

A Wife And A Terrorist?

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You Can Negotiate With A Terrorist:-

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Larki Ka Baap Larki Se:

Jisey Tum Pasand Karti Ho

Us K Paas Bangla, Car, Jaidaad Hai?



Larki:

Toba Hai Sub Mard Aik Jese Hote Hain

Wo Bhi Aap K Baare Mein Yehi Poch Raha Tha

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Masjid Mein Joota Utaarte Wakt

Aur

Kisi Ko Miscall Maarte Wakt

Ek Hi Dar Rehta Hai...?

/

/

/

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/

/

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/

/

/

Koi "Chuk" Hi Na Laway:-

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Pehle hath pe

Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe

Phir gaal pe

Or

Phir gardan pe



?

?

?

?

?



Kiss

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.

.



Qadar tang karte hain machar aaj kal...!

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Girl:

Jab Bhi Tum Ko Fone Karo Tum Shave Kar Rahey Hotay Ho

Tum Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Karte Ho?



Boy:

30 Se 40



Girl:

Kiya Tum Pagal Ho?



Boy:

Nahi Main Naaei Hoon:-

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Khoon Se Likh Diya Her Diwaar Pe Us Ka Naam,



Or Phir Torr Di Her Diwaar Jis Pe Likha Tha Us Ka Naam



Kyun?

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

SPELLINGz Ghalat Thay...

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Golden Words



"Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Barhao,

.

.

Ho Sakta Hai Us Ne Washroom Se Aa Kar Haath Hi Na Dhoye Hon."

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Jab Tawaju ka Markaz "Apni Hi Zaat" Ki Khoobian Hoon...

Tou Insaan Apni Islaah Mein Sust,

Aur!

Tanqeed karne Mein Chust Ho Jata Hay*

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"Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai,

Lekin Jab Tumhein Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lagay...

To Samajh Lena Tumhein Us Se Muhabbat Hai":-



"Ashfaq Ahmed"

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"Dunya Mein Aap Us Haath Ki Tarah Na Bano,

Jo Aik Khubsurat Phool Ko Torrta Hai...

*

Us Phool Ki Tarah Ban Jao,

Jo Torrne Wale Ko Bhi Khushbo Deta Hai."

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*Piyaar Dil Mein Hona Chahiya,

Lafzon Mein Nahi.

Aur

Narazgi Lafzon Mein Honi Chahiye

Dil Mein Nahi*

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Jo Shakhs Tumhari Aankhon Ko Dekh Kar

Tumhari Preshani, Gham Ko Na Samajh Sake,

Us K Aagay Apni Kisi Bhi Baat ka Izhaar Kar K

Khud Ko Sharminda Na Karo.

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Hazrat Ali (A.S)



"Jab Koi Dost Apny Dost Ke Liye Khalus Se Dua Karta Hai

Tou Wo Dua Us Ke Dost K Haq Mein Baad Mein

Aur Pehly Us Ke Haq Mein Qabool Hoti Hai"

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Zulm K Khilaaf Jitni Dair Se Utho Gay

Utni Hi Ziyada Qurbani Deni Pare Gi

Hazrat Imaam Hussain(A.S)

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Muhabbat Kisi Aise Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi Karti

Jis K Saath Raha Jaye,

Muhabbat Tou Aise Shakhs Ki Talash Karti Hay

Jis Kay Baghair Na Raha Jaye:-

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"Agar Kisi Insaan Ki Qeemat Lagani Ho

Tou Us K Ehsaas-e-Zimedaari Se Lagano,

Jitni Us Mein Esaas-e-Zimedaari Hogi

Wo Utna Hi Qeemti Hoga."

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Dunya Tumhe Us Waqt Tak Nahi Hara Sakti

Jab Tak Tum Khud Se Na Haar Jao.



Agar Sub Kuch Kho Kar Bhi Kuch Karne Ki Himmat Baaqi Hai

Tou Samjho Kuch Nahi Khoya.

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HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

ki kuch Aadaat...



1-Chalte waqt nigah nechi rakhte

2-Salam me hamesha pehal karte

3-Mehman nawazi khud karte

4-Nafal ibadat chup kar karte

5-Farz ibadat sub k samne karte

6-Bemar ki mizaj pursi karte

7-Miswak karte

8-Isha se pehle kabhi na sote

9-Kabhi khul kar na hanste, sirf muskurate

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AL-QURAN

'Or Jo Log Emaan Laye Or Unhon Ne Naik Amal Kiye...

Wo Ahl-Jannat Honge,

Jo Wahan Hamesha Rahain Gay.'

Surah Al-Baqra 81

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'Aur Apne RAB Ki Bheji Hui Kitaab Ki Pervi Ikhtiar Kar Lo

Qabal Is K,

K Tum Per Achanak Azaab Aa Jaye,

Aur Tum Ko Khabar Bhi Na Ho'



(Surah Zumur 55)

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3 Aesi Nekiyan Jin K Karne Se

Qayamat K Din Arsh Ka Saya Mile Ga



1. Dil Na Chahte Hue Bhi Maaf Karna

2. Kisi Toote Huye Dil Ko Jorna

3. Kisi Ki Ghalti Pe Parda Rakhna

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RAB Se Muhabat Ki 3 Alamaat...

1: Tanha'e Mein Bhi Us Se Hya karna
2: Maal Ki Kami K Bawajood Us Ki Raah Mein Sarf Karna
3: Neki Ki Dawat Dena

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****ALLAH****

Saza Dene Wala Jaza Dene Wala

Wo Sare Dukhon Ki Dawa Dene Wala



Koi Sidq-E-Dil Se Muafi tou Maange

Wo Rehmat K Darya Baha Dene Wala



Wo Chaahe Tou Gulshan Ko Veeran Kar De

Wo Sehra Ko Gulshan Bana Dene Wala



Nahi Uska Saani Zamane Mein Koi

Wo Yakta Hai Sub Ko Mitta Dene Wala



Zara Ghor Tou Kar Tu Qabro'n Pe Ja Kar

Wo Mitti Mein Heeray Mila Dene Wala

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Jis Ne Dunia Ko Chorr Dia,

Woh Allah Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.



Jis Ne Gunaahon Ko Chorr Dia,

Woh Farishton Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.



Jis Ne Musalmaano Se Tamaa Ko Chorr Dia,

Woh Musalmaano Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.



(Hazrat Usman Ghani)

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,,Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha,,

,,Par Ghaafil Raha Namaz Se,,



,,Ab Kiya Fiada Shoq-E-Namaz Ka,,

,,Jab Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri,,

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Jise Koi Nahi Janta Usey RAB Janta Hai

Raaz Ko Raaz Na Samjho Wo Sab Janta Hai



Agar Mangna Hai Tau Us RAB Se Maango

Zuban Pe Aaney Se Pehle Jo Dil Tarap Janta Hai

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Yeh Aik Sajda Jisay Tu Garan Samajhta Hai...

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Hazar Sajdon Se Daita Hai Admi Ko Nijaat

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NEPOLEAN:

"Meri Dictionary Mein 'Impossible' Ka Word Nahi Hai"



SARDAR:

Khotyia Vaikh K Lainy See

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Teacher: Write ur father's name in english?

Sardar: Beautiful Red Underwear



Teacher: R U joking?

Sardar: No sir, His name is "Sundar Lal Chadda"

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1 Sardar Ne Kisi Ko Fone Kiya Or Poocha:

Kon Bol Raha Hai?



Udher Se Jawab Mila:

Main Bol Raha Hoon.



Sardar:

Ye Tou Kamaal Ho Gaya

Edher Se Bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon.

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Sardar Ki Amma Mar Gayi..

! Admi Bola Mujhe Le Jati

2,4 Or Bole Amma Humein Bhi Le Jati



Sardar: Chup Ho Jao...

Amma Kiya Suzuki Karwa K Gayi Hain?

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Sardar To His Son:

Beta Tu Shair Da Puttar Hai Shair Da...



Son:

Papa School Mein Miss B Yehi Bolti Hai

K Tum Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulaad Lagte Ho:-

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SArdar: Aik Kilo Bhens Ka Doodh Dena..

Doodh Wala: Tumhara BArtan Chota Hai.



SArdar: Oh! Shit, Acha Chalo Bakri Ka Dey Do:-

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Teacher:

Agar Do Peepal Ke Paudon Ko

Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye

Tou Us Rassi Ko Kiya Kahen Gay?



Sadar:

Us Rassi Ko Bolan Gay

"Nokia Connecting Peepal"

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Zamendaar:

Meri Itni Zamen Hai K Main Apni Car Par Niklon

Tou Shaam Tak Aadhi Zamen Par Pohnchta Hon



Sardar:

Yaar Haath Milao

Hamare Paar Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi Purani Car Thi

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Driver:

Sardar G!

Petrol Muk Gera Ay Gadi Agay Nae Ja Sakdi



Sardar G:

Ohho!

Chalo Koi Gal Nae Wapas Morr Lo:-

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Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha...

Saamay Likha Tha..

Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada Istimaal Karain



Sardar Bethay Bethay 3 Lotay Pee Geya

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Wo jaanti bhi hai k ammi mujhe zyada door nahi jany deteen

Faraz



Phir bhi kehti hai

'falak tak chal 7 mery, falak tak chal 7 chal'

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Bohat Dinon Se Dosto'n Ko Bhoole Hoye Thay 'Faraz'



Aaj Film 'NAMAK HARAM' Dekhi To Sub Yaad Aa Gaye

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Ghareeb Samajh Kar Humein SmS Karna Chorr Diya Us Ne

"Faraz"



Kiya Ghareebon K Mobile Mein Inbox Nahi Hota?

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Hum Ne Unko Missed Call Dy Kar Apni Yaad Dillai

""Faraz""



Us Ne Msg Kar K Kaha...

.

.

.

.

.

Keera Hai Kya?

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"Hum To Younhi Un K Saamne Gunguna Rahe Thay"

Faraz



Wo Qareeb Aa K Boli

Teri Aawaz Changi Ay

Tu "Pattisa" Waychiya Kar:-

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Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hoon "Faraz"



Jo Milta Hai, Kehta Hai Yaar Garmi Bari Ay...

'Bottle To Pila'

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Hum Dosti Mein Surat ko Nahi Seerat Ko Dekha Karte Hain

FARAZ



Tabhi Tou Mere Saare Dost Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Se Hain

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Mera Tou Ye Sun Kar

Hear Fail Hote Hote

Reh Gaya

Faraz



Jab Kaam Wali Maasi

Ne Kaha..

'Suno Facebook Pe Mujhe

Bhi Add Karlo'

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Mera Dil Tornay Ki Usney Koshish To Bohut Ki Faraz

.

Per Usko Shayed Ye Nahi Pata K...

'Mughal Steel' Sub Tu Mazboot Te Bemisaal

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Bari Khushion K Baad Pehli Baar Humare Ghar Wo I Thi

Faraz



Ammi Boli!

Ja Beta Behan K Liye Samosay Le Aa

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Distance Never Seprates Any Relation,

Time Never Build Any Relation.

If Feelings Are True From Heart,

Then Friends Are Always Friends Forever:-

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Armano Se Deil Ka "HouseFull" Hai



Piyar Hoga Ya Nahi Ye Tou "DoutFull" Hai



Is Dunia Mein Her Cheez "WonderFull" Hai



Lekin Zindagi Tum Jese "DOSTO" Se Hi BeatiFull Hai*

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Love + Care = Mom

Love + Fear = Father

Love + Help = Sister

Love + Fight = Brother

Love + Life = Wife



Love + Fear + Help + Fight + Life+ = Friend

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"Everyone Has A Best Friend

During Each Stage Of Life,

But...

Those Are Lucky Who Have The

Same Friend In All Stages Of Life"

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If Someone Ask Me?

What Is Life?



I'll Just Come Close 2 You.

Take Your Hand Into My Hand,

& Then Say

My Friend Is My Life

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Koi Door Hai Tou Koi Paas Hai

Yeh Waqt Waqt Ki Baat Hai



Hum-Tum Door Hain Tou Kiya Huwa?

Apni Dosti Ki Yaadein Tou Hamesha Apne Saath Hein

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-Friendship Rulez-



No Attitude

No Drama

No Excuse

No Sorry

No Thanks



Don't Say I'm Busy

Always Say

'Jani Hukum Kar

Tere Liye Jan Bhi Hazir Hai'

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Aaj Phir Teri Baaton Ne Staya Bohat

Bil-e-Bechain Ne Humein Rulaya Bohat



Kuch Is Tarah Tarpe Teri Yaad Mein Dost

Kabhi Khud Se Rothay, Kabhi Khud Ko Manaya Bohat

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"Baat Tou Sirf Chahat Aur Khaloos-E-Niyat Ki Hoti Hai Dost



Warna Dost Aur Dushman Shuru Aik Hi Harf Se Hotay Hain"

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Hey....

Hands Up

You Are Under Arrest

Its Illegal

To Be So Sweet

So I Arrest You For Life Time

In The Lockup Of My Heart

As A Cute Friend.

No Arguements!

Case Closed:-

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Jiski Stupid C Baatein Lagti Ho'n Cute

Sacha Lagta Ho Jiska Har Jhoot



Jiske Saath Larte Huye Bhi Aa Jaye Smile

Usey Kehty Hain,

Friendship With Style!

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Hoti Nahi Dosti Surat Se



Dosti Tou Dil Se Hoti Hai



Surat Unki Khud Pyaari Lagti Hai



Qadar Jin ke Dil Mein Hota Hai

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Dosti 1 Aisa "Poda" Hai,

Jis Mein "Such" Ki Mitti

"Ehsaas" Ka Paani

"Insaniyat" Ki Hawa

Aur "Aitbaar" Ki Dhoop

Us "Pode" Ko

Ek Mazboot Darakht Bana Deti Hai.

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Dost Door Hon Tou Ye Ehsaas Hota Hai

Un K Baghair Jeevan Kitna Udaas Hota Hai



Khuda Aapki Umar Karay Sitaron Jitni Lambi

Aisa Dost Kahan Her Kisi K Paas Hota Hai

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Doston Ko Kuch Samjhane Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti

Haal-e-Dil Batane Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti



Wo Aankhon Ki Chamak Se Jaan Jaty Hain Halaat

Unhein Aansoo Dikhane Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti

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*Dosti Ek Rishta Hai,

Jo Nibhaye Wo Farishta Hai



*Dosti Sachi Preet Hai,

Judai Jis Ki Reet Hai



*Juda Ho Kar Bhi Na Bhoole

Yehi Dosti Ki Jeet Hai...

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'Dosti Ki Wajah Nahi Hoti'

'Dosti Saza Nahi Hoti'



'Dosti Mein Hoti Hai Emaandari'

'Dosti Mein Duniadaari Nahi Hoti'



'Dost Jaan Se Pyara Hota Hai'

'Dost Se Jaan Pyari Nahi Hoti'

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School Ki Life 10th Tak,



College Ki Life Final Year Tak,



Love Ki Life Shaadi Tak,



But,



Hamari Dosti 30 February tak,



"Jab Aaegi Tab Torr Dengy"

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"FRIENDZ" Should Not Be Like A Bird Of Lake,

When Lake Gets Dry, Birds Shift Another Lake.



"Real Friend" Is Like Flower Of Lake,

When Lake Gets Dry,

Flower Die At Spot...

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Mere Sugar Se Meethay,

Aasman Se Neelay,

Samadar Se Gehray,

Baraf Se Thanday,

Aag Se Garam,

Aur!

Sab Say,

.

.

Be-Sharam Dost

Kabhi To Pehle Msg Kardya Karo.

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Every Morning You Have Two Chices...



Continue Your Sleep With Your Dreams,

OR

Wake Up And Chase Your Dreams



"The Choice Is Yours"

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"Subha Uth Kar Pehle Apni Lambi Umar Ki Dua Maanga Karo"

"Kyun K Tum Ko Abhi Zinda Rehna Hai"



"Phir Naha Liya Karo"

"Kyun K Dusroo Ko Bhi Zinda Rehna Hai"

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*"New"*

Day

*"New"*

Morning

*"New"*

Hopes

*"New"*

Planes

*"New"*

Efforts

*"New"*

Feelings

*"I Pray To"*

*"ALLAH"*

To Give You

*"Happiness"*

===&===

*"Success"*

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*Khushion*

*Mohabbaton*

*Duaaon*

*Aur*

*Nek Tamanao Se Labrez*

*Mehkti*

*Lehkti*

*Subha*

*Mubarik*

*Ho*

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**""GOOD MORNING""**



Have A

Lucky,

Better,

Beautiful,

Nice,

Sweet,

Lovely,

Smiling,

&

Shiny Day

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Sun Glows For A Day,

Candle For An Hour,

Matchstick For A Minute

But, A Good Day Can Glow Forever.

So, Start Your Day With A Smile



GooD MorNiNg

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Phool Se Khushbu Le Ker,

Chaand Se Roshni Le Ker,

Shehad Se Mithas Le Ker,

Aur Dil Se Dua De Ker,

Hum Aapko...

GooD MorninG Kehtay Hain*

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For A Nice Friend

"Nice Morning"



For A Sweet Friend

"Sweet Morning"



For A Loing Friend

"Lovely Morning"



For A Good Friend

*Good Morning*

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Purani Kahawat Hai

K Subha K Waqt Uth K

Koi Tension Nahi Leni Chahiye,

.

Phir Bhi

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Hum Uth K Aap Ko Yaad karte Hain:-

Good Morning

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~Morning Is Beautiful~
~Morning Is Attractive~
~Morning Is Pleasant~
But
It Is Not Complete
Without Wishing You
Good Morning
'Have A Nice Day'

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Good Night



Sleep Tight



Sweet Dreams



For what are you pressing; thats all!



Lorie bhi sunaoo kya? Now go to sleep to bad.

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oT TnAW T2UL I

+THpinboop YA2

!..2mA3rb T33w2



Confuse na ho. Read it on front of mirror...

Now By By!

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10 Msgs 4 U



1 - Hi

2 - Hello

3 - I Miss U

4 - How Are You?

5 - Hope You are fine

6 - Keep smiling

7 - Take care

8 - Allah Bless You

9 - Be happy



10 - G00D NighT

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Hum neend k shoqeen ziyada to nahi



Per kuch khuwab na dekhain to guzara nahi hota...



GooD NighT & SweeT Dreams

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BusY

DaY



SoMeOnE

nIcE

is

wAiTiNg

FoR yOu



It's

YoUr

bEd



It's

The

TiMe

2 Get

SoMe

nIcE

dReaMz



"Get Your Dreams"

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You should always dream big...



And,



For that you should sleep quite often



'Good Night and Sweet Dreams'

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""GOOD NIGHT""



G= Go 2 bed

O= Off da light

O= Out of tension

D= Dreams come



N= Nice sleep

I= Ignore worries

G= Get up earlier

H= Happy thought

T= Thanks 2 ALLAH

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Hi Moon!

Please

Dim Your Light



Hello Wind!

Breeze Soft.



Hi Flower!

Blossom Slowly.



Hello Earth!

Spin Gently.



Because,

My Friend Is Going To Sleep.

Good Night

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* DiL V 13

::

* 80 V Tere

::

* Hor 10

::

* Ki Haal Ay 13

::

* Ok G Ijazat 2

::

* 32 Bujhao or

::

* 100 Jao



(GooD NighT)

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A Sleepy Msg

From A Sleep Friend

To A Sleepy Friend

For A Sleepy Reason

In A Sleepy Mood

At A Sleepy Time

With A Sleepy Style

To Say Sleepy Sleepy

~Good Night~

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