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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:



Dear Maths!

Please Grow Up & Solve Your Problems.

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Uss Ne Saamne Baith Kar,

Bohat Ghamgeen Lehjy Mein Kaha...



Agar Tum Mujhe Isi TArah Ignor Karte RAhay,

To Dekhna Ik Din Main Tumhen Chorr K Chali Jaon Gi.



Main Ne Muskura kar Us Ki Aankhon Mein Dekha

Aur Dheeray Se Kaha,

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"Nikal Shabaash"

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Faqeer:

Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do,

Warna! Mujhe Wo Khofnaak Kaam Karna Parega...

Jis K Khayal Se Hi Main Kaanp Jata Hoon



Aadmi:

Konsa Kaam?



Faqeer:

'Mehnat Mazdoori'

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What is the Difference Between...

A Wife And A Terrorist?

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You Can Negotiate With A Terrorist:-

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Larki Ka Baap Larki Se:

Jisey Tum Pasand Karti Ho

Us K Paas Bangla, Car, Jaidaad Hai?



Larki:

Toba Hai Sub Mard Aik Jese Hote Hain

Wo Bhi Aap K Baare Mein Yehi Poch Raha Tha

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Masjid Mein Joota Utaarte Wakt

Aur

Kisi Ko Miscall Maarte Wakt

Ek Hi Dar Rehta Hai...?

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Koi "Chuk" Hi Na Laway:-

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Pehle hath pe

Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe

Phir gaal pe

Or

Phir gardan pe



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Kiss

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Qadar tang karte hain machar aaj kal...!

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Girl:

Jab Bhi Tum Ko Fone Karo Tum Shave Kar Rahey Hotay Ho

Tum Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Karte Ho?



Boy:

30 Se 40



Girl:

Kiya Tum Pagal Ho?



Boy:

Nahi Main Naaei Hoon:-

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Khoon Se Likh Diya Her Diwaar Pe Us Ka Naam,



Or Phir Torr Di Her Diwaar Jis Pe Likha Tha Us Ka Naam



Kyun?

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SPELLINGz Ghalat Thay...

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Golden Words



"Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Barhao,

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Ho Sakta Hai Us Ne Washroom Se Aa Kar Haath Hi Na Dhoye Hon."

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