Mazahiya Shayari SMS Page 10

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WOH na mili to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lengy,

Warna USKI shaadi me Jaa K *COCA COLA* Hi Pee lengy.

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Mari Ankhon Mein Dard Ka Jo Rang Hei,

Wah wah

Meri Aankhon Mein Dard Ka Jo Rang Hei,

:

:

100 ka easy load karva dain g hath bohat tang hai.

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Mehak jata hai dil tumhari khushbo se.

Meray hont jesay hi tumhein choo lain.

Raat ki tareeki ho ya din ka ujaala..

Naaz Pan MasalaNaaz Pan Masala

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Jahan Ki Khilvat Mein Zulzul Nahi Ayega

Gham-e-Tohin Se Qabal Nahi Ayega



Maklul Ki Ibarat Hai Ye Qurfa 'Wasi'

Dimagh Phat Jayega Par Ye Shair Samajh Nahi Ayega

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Hum bhi bikney gaye thay Bazar-e-Ishq mein YAARO..

Kya pata tha 8 bajey sarey bazar band ho jatey hain

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Apki "YAD" dil se kam hone nahi denge

Ap jesa"DOST"hm khone nhi denge

Shrafat se hr roz"SMS"kia karo warna

Mobile bi chen lenge or"RONEY"B nhi denge

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Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena

Ham dil pe pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar dengy;-).

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Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hen

Aap kia janen ap kitne yaad aate hen

Hum aaj b usi mor pe khray hen

Jaha ap ne kaha tha tehro Hum PAKORAY le k aty hen

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Mobile Hai Har Ladki Ki Shaan,

Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hein Preshan.



Miss Bell Or SMS Kar K Kehti Hein Meri Jaan,

Tumhari Awaz Sun'ne Ko Tarasti Hein Mere Kaan.



12 Boy Friend Bana Kar Akarti Hein Pehlwaan,

Apni Friendz Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hein Heraan.



Kehti Hein Larkon Ko Ullu Banana Bohat Hai Aasaan,

Hosh Kar Ay Mere Yaar! Aankhen Khol K Pehchaan.



Mat Aa In Ladkion K Chakar Mein Ye Sub Hein Shetaan,

Ab Kisi Ladki Ki Call Aaye Tou Usko Bolna 'G Bhaabi Jaan'

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Aap ki Yaad may humain Motion se ho gae Hain,

:::

Hain to Yeh bhi Aansu bas Rasta kho gae Hain.

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Dhoond Raha Hy Woh Mujh Say Khafa Honay Ka Tariqa

Soch raha Hoon "Chamaat" Mar Kar Uski Mushkil Aasan Kar Doon...

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Her Farz Dosti Ka Ada Kon ""karega""

Dost Na Raha To wafa Kon ""Karega""



Ya Rab Mere Dost Ko Salamat ""Rakh""

Warna Meri shadi men bartan saf kon krega

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Chahtay hain wo hum se Aisi chahat ka wada,.......

Jaisey ....12 rupay ka Lemon Max,.Ghulay km aur chalay zyada..

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Kisi ko ISHQ main judayan Maar deti hain

Kisi ko PYAR ki Gehrayan maar deti hain



Jo is se Bach jaye Usey ..

Colleg Ki Parhaiyan Maar Deti hain;)

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Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answer sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na karna!

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Ye Zindagi ha ik Kamal,

Bina Paise k Nahi koi haal,

Tum kangal, Hum ? kangal,

To phir Aao KheLtay hain,Miss call Miss call

But Don't Receive the call..

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"Hum Ko Yun ullu Banana Chor Do,

"Nazron ke teer chalana chordo,

"Tumhari khushbo Ajeeb Hi Hoti Hai,

"Bartan Walay Saabun Se Nahana Chor Do.

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Dost ruthe to sab ruthe phir ruthe to jag chute

agr phir ruthe to dil tute

or agar phir bhi ruthe

to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappl na tute:-)

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Arz kiya hai:

"Ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena"

(wah,wah,wah)....

;

;

;

"Jab iska matlab smj me aye to muje b bata dena"...

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"Agar milti mjhe do din ki baadshahi ay DoSt....

Meri rayasat main teri TASVEER Waly PAMPER chalte...!

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SMILE izda languge of l0vE

smile izda secret to SuCCeSS

mile iz daway to win HearTz

smile improvs ur pErs�Nality

so plz just alwayz BRUSH pRoPeRly.

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*A SMiLe Costs Less Den Electricity,

but Gives More Light..

So, AlwayZ SMiLe & Prove Dat U R da Best ... Bulb in da world:-)

Ab Ziada Hans k Fuse Na ho Jana

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A lovely quote after losing great friends;

"I miss ur smile a lot..,

But I miss my own smile more...!!!"

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Roses are famous for grace,



Advocates are famous for case,



Horses are famous for race,



But,



You are famous for the smile on you face.

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A smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door...

Smile are free so don't save them..Brighten the world with ur smile..

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U seem to be much careless nowdays...

alwayz leaving your things here andthere,

c what hav u done now u just came in my mind and left a smile on my face. :-)

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Shakespeare said:

"If you are not using your smile,

then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book."

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Living in the Favourable And Unfavourable Situation is called PART OF LiFE

But Smiling in all those Situations is called ART OF LiFE...!

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Be honest and send this to anyone who made you smile sumwhere sumtime in ur lyf.

It may surprise u but checkout how many come back.Thanks alot 4 making me smile:-)

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Heart can skip beat for a while,

Memories can be kept in a file,

But nothing can stop a Smile,

When your NAME comes on my Mobile.

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Wise Words SMS Page 4

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"Never Choose Me Without UnderStanding

And

Never Loose Me Because Of MisunderStanding"

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~How To Tackle Difficult Situations~



1: Just Think Positive And Reject Negative Thoughts.

2: Avoid The Atmosphere That May Disturb Your Mind.

3: Use Willpower When Required, But Don'st Waste It.

4: Get Busy Into Something You Love To Do.

5: Don't Under Estimate Yourself

And Believe You Can Do It If You Act Properly.

6: Use Affirmitions Which Have A Positive Effect On You.

7: Be Tolerant And Don't Giveup.

8: Its A Golden Rule That When You Are Thinking Don't Act

And When You Act Upon Don't Think,

But, Try To Act Upon As Quickly As Possible.

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Be Strong Enough To Accept The Challenges Of Life.



Don't Ask Life "Why Me"?

Always Say

"Try Me"

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I Have Learned,

I Came Alone And I Have To Go Alone.



I Have Learned,

People Are With You Only When They Need You,

Otherwise Not



I Have Learned,

Extra Caring For Anyone You Will Ultimately Bring A Blame 4 U

Not Appreciation



I Have Learned,

A Simple Lie Of Someone Close Can Break You More Than Anything.



I Have Learned,

It's Very Hard To Weep Alone When There Is No Shouler To Support U



I Have Learned,

Help People But Not Upto The Point Beyont OR Dignity.



I Have Learned,

Love Yourself & Love People

But, Only If You Can Do It Without Expacting Anything From Them...

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'Don't Worry About The Delay

In Your Success Compared To Others

Becuase,

Construction Of A Wonder Takes

More Time Than An Ordinary Design'

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Never Play With The Feelings Of Others

Because You May Win The Game

But The Risk Is That,

You Will Surely Lose The Person Forever.

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Good Behaviour Can Cover The Lack Of Beauty

But Beauty Can Never Cover Tha Lack Of Good Behaviour.

So

Keep Your Behaviour At Least Level!

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Never say anything bad about urself...

Ur enimies are enough to debate on this subject..!!

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Talent will take you to high position..

But Character will help to maintain the high position..

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U can easily judge the character of a person,

by how he treats those who can do nothing 4 him.

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Sardar SMS Page 8

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1 Sardar khali plate main roti laga kar kha raha tha

Waiter: Ap ye kya kar rahe hain?

Sardar: I am a Maths Teacher...

Maine daal suppose ki hui hai... :-)

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Sardar ka parosi mar gaya,

Wo uske ghar aya aur pucha- body aa gai kya?

Itfaq se usi waqt body lekar ambulance aa gai

Sardar : lo daso kitni lambi umar ay.

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Sardar:

Main apni BV nu Matric kraai, F.Sc kraai, B.Sc kraai, M.Sc kraai, Nokri v lagvaya,

hor ki kraan?

2nd Sardar: Changa munda vekh k VIAH v kara dey..

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Sardar adaalat me: Bachpan Me Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dakhna Parta

Judge: Kya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To tujhe Kaise Bataon.!

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Friend (Sardar) se: Me Tennis k barey me Tum sy Ziada Janta hun.

Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne....:-)

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Sardar was weeping,

Admi:Q roty ho?

Sardar:meri murghi mar gae hy

Admi:mera baap mar gya magar me to nai roya

Sardar: O tera peyo keraa anday denda si....

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1st Sardar:Yaar mainu film vich kam karran da bara shook aey.

2nd Sardar:Tainu role kerra pasand aey??

1st Sardar:Ch�cken RoLe...

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Interviewer:

Imagine that u r in a room with all the doors & windows shut

& the room caught fire, How would u escape?

Sardar:Very simple,I'll stop imagining:-)

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Ek Sardar Bus Te Betha Te Bus Full c...,

Condector: Sardar G!Tusi Chatt Te Beh Jao.

Sardar:Bohat Ache! Main Chatt Te Beh Jawan Te Tusi Thalon bus le Jao.

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Sardar: O,yara ham is kamray main nai rahega hamko pagal samjha hai kia?

Paisa itna diya or kamra itna chota sa.

Waiter: Sir ander to chalen ye lift hai .!.

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Islamic SMS Page 10

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Seeny se hmare kahin iman ha gayab,

Muslim hain ya kafir yehi pehchan ha gayab,



Duniya ki lazzaton me bus mashghul hain hum sub,

Or dil se RAB PAK ka farman hai gayab,



Hum samny kese jayen ge KHUDDA k,

Jub akhrat ka sabhi saman hai gayab.

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Me Us Ghar Ko Q Sajaon Jo Kal Kisi Or Ka Ho Jana Hy

Sajaun To Us Ghar Ko Jahan se Kabi Wapis Nahi Ana Hy



Me Is Jisam Ko Q SawaronJisse Mitti Me Mil Jana Hy

Sawaron To UsROOH Ko Jise Apne Khaliq-e-Haqeeqi Ke Pas Jana Hy



Me Apne Apko Apne Kapro se Q Zahir Karun

Muje To Sirf 1 Kafan Me Wapis Jana Hai.

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The quran has....

Siparay:30

Munzil:7

Surats:114 Maki=86 Madni=28

Raku:540

Ayaat:6666

Haroof:323760

Zaber:53243

Zear:39582

Pesh:8804

Madd:1771

Tasheed:1243

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Aye Khuda Jab b Tera Asmaan Dekhta Hon,

Us Me Basa Ek Jahan Dekhta Hon,



Najany Kitny Hi Jahanon Ki Sair Karta Hon,

Khol Kar Jab Tera Quran Dekhta Hon,



Ehsaan Kitney Hain Bandon Pe Terey,

Jab Bhi Surah Rehmaan Dekhta Hon,



Tu To Kehta Hai Rag-e-Jaan Se Bhi Hon Main Qareeb,

Phir Pareshan Kyun Aaj Ka Insan Dekhta Hon,



Uski Rehmat Se Kabhi Mayoos Na Hona Aye Dost,

Tujh Pe Mai Uski Rehmat K Nishaan Dekhta Hon,.

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Namaz K 11 Faiday...

::

1. Raahat, Sakoon Aur Itminaan

2. Chehray Ki Nooraniat

3. Dil Ka Noor

4. Jism Ki Raahat

5. Qabar Mein Saathi

6. Nazool-e-Rehmat Ka Zariya

7. Aasmaano Ki Chaabi

8. Mezaan-e-Hisaab Ka Wazan

9. ALLAH Ki Raza

10. Jannat Ki Qeemat

11. Aag Se Bchao Ka Zariya

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*.*NAMAZ*.*

iss taraah parho jesey ALLAH ka deedaar kar rahey ho...

*.*DUA*.*

Esey maango jesey ALLAH sey bheek maang rahey ho...

*.*DOLAT*.*

Esey rakho jesey aik,aik pesey mein paseeney ki boo aa rahi ho...

*.*ROZA*.*

Esey rakho jesey zindagi kay GUNAH aik hi rozey mein khatam ho rahey hon...

*.*DIL*.*

ko esa banaao jesey dil mein hi RAB ko pa rahey ho.

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Jab Baap Ki Izzat Kho Jaye

Jb Qoum ki Ghairat So Jaye



Jb MAA ki Nazren Jhuk Jayen

Alfaz Labon Tak Ruk Jayen



Jb Ghar Ghar Mein Sur Taal Chale

Aur Aurat Nangey Baal Chale



Jab Rishwat Sar Charh k Bolay

Aur Tajir Jan k Kam Tolay



Phir Jub Ye Sab Kuch Hota Hy

ALLAH Ghafil Hy Na Sota Hy



Jb USKA Qehar Barasta Hy

Qaroon Zameen Mein Dhanasta Hy



Phir Jab WO Pakar Pe Aata Hy

Firaoon b Ghotay Khata Hy



Qoum-e-Aad b Zer-o-Zabar Hui

QURAN Mein Iski Khabar Hui



Yeh Sab Ibrat ko Hain Kaafi..

Aaj Maang lo ALLAH Se Maafi

Aaj Maang lo ALLAH Se Maafi...!

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Goongi Ho Gai he Aaj kuch Zuban kehte kehte!

Hichkicha Gaya Me khud ko Musalman kehte kehte!



Ye Bat to Nhi k Mujhko is Per yaqin Nhi he,

Bas Dar Gaya khud ko sahib-e-Iman kehte kehte!



Tofiq Na hoi Mujhe 1 waqt ki Namaz parhne ki

Chup Ho gaya Moazzin Azan kehte kehte



Kisi kafir Ne jo Pucha k ye konsa Mahina he

Sharam se pani ho gaya Me Ramzan kehte kehte



Meri Almari Me Gard se Ati kitab ka Jo ksi ne Pucha

Main Gir Gya Zamin Me QURAN kehte kehte.

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Husn -e- kirdar se noor -e- mujasim ho ja...

K iblees b tujhey dehkey to musalman ho jaey.*.

Alama Iqbal

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Shan-e-Umar Farooq R.A

Woh Umar (R.A) Jis ko Nabi (S.A.W) ne maanga tha.

Woh Umar (R.A) jis ne 22 lakh murabba meel par islam ka jhanda lehraya.

Woh Umar (R.A) jis k liye mere Nabi (S.A.W) ne farmaya...

k agar mere bad koi Nabi hota to woh Umar (R.A) hote.

Woh Umar (R.A) jis ki bahadri par yahodi yeh kehne par majbor ho gaye...

k Agar Umar (R.A) 10 saal aur hakomat karte...

tu pori dunya mein Allah aur Mohammad (S.A.W) ka kalma nafiz kar dete.

Subhanallah

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Punjabi SMS Page 4

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Rah Dy Wich Khalona Okha,

Apna Aap Lakona Okha



Enni Wadh Gayi Dunya Dari,

Kallyan Beh K Rona Okha



Dagh Mohabat Wala Baho,

Lag Jaway Ty Dhona Okha.

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1 Gal Te Daso

Banday Kol Mobile V Howay,

Package V Howay,

Sada Number V Howay,

Tay Apna Apna V Howay,

Fer V Banda Sano Msg Na Kare

::

Tusi Ap Daso!

Dukh Te Lagda A Na?

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Hr pal Rehnda tera khayal ki kariye,

Zindgi ban gai ek swal ki kariye,



Tusi te lende nahi khabar sadi",

Nahi reh sakday puche bina twada haal ki kariye.

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Kujh bughz di reet vich nai milda,

O' haar te jeet vich nai milda

Makhlooq-e-Khuda naal pyar ty kr,

Rabb sirf maseet vich nai milda.

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*BHULLY SHAH*

Agg lagi wich seeny de,seena tap k wang tandoor hoya.

Kuj mar dita loka deya tanya ne,kuj sajjan akh tun door hoya.



Ik sheesha lya si yaar waikhan lai,o v zamin te dig k choor hoya.

BULLAY SHAH loki hass k yaar mana laindy,sada rona v na manzoor hoya.

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SMS di udeek la rakhi aey...

Nazar Mobile tay tika rakhi aey...



Per SmS aaey ga kitthon...???

Yari jo kunjoosaan naal la rakhi aey.

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Mudat Hui Yaar Nae Milya,

Khawray Keri Gallon Majboor Hosi.



Ya Us Menu Dilon Bhula Chaddiya,

Ya Dil Vich Karda Gharoor Hosi.



Ya Methu Koi Khata Hui,

Ya Kidhray Wasda Door Hosi.



Ki Hoya Yaar Nae Milya,

Yaad Te Karda Zaroor Hosi.

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Hasdi C Hasaondi C,

Vaalaan Nu Lehraondi C,

Dekh K Sharmaondi C,

Kuch Soch K Phir Sharmaondi C,

Aaj Pata Laga

::

Saali Aap Te Pagal C,

Naal Sanu V Banaondi C..

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Apni Maa Da Armaan Mitti Vich Na Mila Bethin,

Vekhin Koi Nawa Syapa Na Pa Bethin,



Jery Paisy Mily Ne Tainu Sabzi Wasty,

Kaka! Ohda EASY LOAD Na Karwa Bethin.

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Mithi Mithi Khushboo Ay Gulaab Di,

Assi V Puchiye Tabiyat Janab Di,



Sanu V Sunao Gal Apne Khuwaab Di,

Kadi Yaad V Kar Liya Karo,

Udeek Rendi Ay Jawab Di

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