Urdu Funny SMS

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                 URDU FUNNY SMS

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Frong 2 Najoomi:

Frong 2 Najoomi:

Pls tell my future;

Najomi:

A young smart girl, will touch u

Frog:

WOW: When & where??

Najoomi:

Next semester in Bilogy Lab�..D

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Iska pasive voice banao.

Teacher: Iska pasive voice banao.

�Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain�.

Stdnt:�Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson

mein Bachay ho jaty hain�

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zip dekh kar

Ek Urdu ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar

class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?

Teacher ko gussa aya

teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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Meri skin bohat soft,

Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft,

mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon? Doctor: �KUNDI�

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Insan shaadi kyun karta hia?

Insan shaadi kyun karta hia?

Is liye ta�kay marnay ke baad

Agar Jannat main jaye to acha feel kare

Or

Agar Jahannum main jaye to Ajeeb na lage��

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Sulagta Jism

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..?

Sulagta Jism

Nashili Aankhen

Kapkapate Honth

Thartharata Badan

Agar hai To usko

DENGI VIRUS hai. TAKE CARE.

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Agar koi larki pareshan hai

Agar koi larki pareshan hai

ya udass hai to ye taveez usko

send karo khush ho jaye gi,

Aazmana zaroor.

<0 ><3><3><3>

<3><6><7><4>

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5 cror ka sawal

LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha

�Pakistan may aisa kon ha jo 1 saal m 1 bar nahata hai?

yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di

mgr tmara naam nahi btaya.

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Line marne k bohut se tareque hain

Line marne k bohut se tareque hain

Jinme se 3 mandrja zail hiain

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1. Pencil se�)

2. Pen se�)

3. Marker se..)

Be positive ��..

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Question for brillent people

Question for brilliant people

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Question was only for brilliant peoples

So you plz relax���

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doctor ne marez se kaha

1. doctor ne marez se kaha.

main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun

lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha,

doctor �..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki

dawai dun ga.

jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

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4 students ne

4 students ne Monthly test ki tayari nai ki,
unho ne 1 mansoba bnaya or

woh agly din principl k pas gae
or kaha

�sir hum shadi main gae thy,

raste me gari ka tyre pnctre ho gya,

hm sari raat dhakka lgaty rahy,

es lye parh nai ske.

principal ne maan lia or unhe 1 din ka time dia,

1 din baad unhen 4 different rooms main bithaya or

sirf 1 sawal dia.

Q-  KONSA TYRE PNCTRE THA?
1- front right
2- front left
3- back right
4- back left
same jawab do to sab pass.-

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If King asks me �what do u want?

If King asks me �what do u want?
�Million dollars or a true friend� !

I will choose,Million dollars�

Be practical Yaaar !
mil k uraein gay..

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3 banday Haj nahi kar saktay

3 banday Haj nahi kar saktay

1.   ASIF ZARDARI, Q K koi shaks apney ap

      ko pathar nahi mar sakta

2.   ALTAF HUSSIN, Q K hajj telephoe pe

      nahi ho sakta..D

3.  NAWAZ SHARIF, Q K koi shahks 1

     crore ka hiar tranplant kar k tind

     karwanay ki galti nahi karay ga

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Part and art of Living...

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

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A Better Model of mobile, bike and girlfriend

A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Because;

There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)

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Who Is She?

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

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In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
Next day when he came back at school

Teacher asked: kal kahaan gaey they?
Boy: us se milney gaya tha

Teacher: kis liye?
Boy: haan bohat KISS liye:D

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message &

Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is yours

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similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ??

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...

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What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.

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Husband, wife and girl friend

Husband: Jan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi?

Wife: 5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?

Husband: O fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya:-)

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Husband�s affair with neighbour girl

Wife: Samne wale ghar mai Miya Biwi ki fight chal rahi hy.

Aap 1baar jaiye na

Husband: Main 1 do baar gaya tha. . .Shayad ye usi ka natija hai!

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Pathan and plastic surgery

Pathan: Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane men kitna kharcha aega

Dr: 5 lakh

PATHAN: Agar Plastic humara ho to? ;- Lolzzzz

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muj se sh�di kr� gi?

B�y: muj se sh�di kr� gi?

Girl. N�

B�y. But why?

Girl: Gh�r w�le n�hi m��n�y ge.

B�y. gh�r mein k�n k�n h�i.

Girl. 1 husb�nd �ur 7 b�ch�y!

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Husband, wife and railway station

Railway Station pe shohar biwi ko leny gaya

Biwi: Dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai or tum

Shohar: Wo apni Biwi ko chorny aaya hai leny nahi.

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Stupid kid and teacher

Class me teacher ne kaha jo stupid hy wo khara hojae

Ik bacha khara hogya

teacher:Tum stupid ho?

Student: nai! ap akeli thali theen to muje acha ni ladta:-)

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Pathan or gadha

1 Gadhe Ne Pathan Ko Lat Mari Or Bhag Gya
Pathan Us k Pechy Bhaga

Rasty Main usy �Zebra� Mila Pathan Zebra Ko Lat Mar K Bola;
Sala-Sweatr Pehn K ULLU Bnata hy! �

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Aaya Tha ImtehanMain Mazmoon Husn Par

Aaya Tha ImtehanMain Mazmoon Husn Par
Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya

/(�,�) Uffff..
) (> Ye
< / Classfelows Bhi na..??

1st Aae hen sab.:-)

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Molvi sahib or Sheela Ki Jawani

1 Molvi Sheela Ki Jawani Song Dekh Raha Tha

Ek Shakhs Ne Dekha Or Bola: Molvi Sahab Ap Bhi?

Molvi: Pagal K Bache Mey Is Ko

Nafrat Ki Nigaah Sy Dekh Raha Hon�

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Memon joke

Memon: Lassi ap peetay nahi,

Chai hum pilate nahi,
Roti ka time nahi,
Botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batayen kya khidmat karen?

MEHMAN: To phir Easyload hi karwa den

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Ek muddat se mri Maa nhi soi ��FARAZ�"

Ek muddat se mri Maa nhi soi ��FARAZ�"
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Wo khti hen,
�Me so gai to tu larkiyon ko fone krega�

(.�)/
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Lo batao pckg ki what laga di yar.

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Mujhy Ek Aisi Larki Chahiye

Larka : Mujhy Ek Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo Ghr Ka Kaam Janti Ho. Naik Ho
Shareef Ho Aur Jis Ko Khana Banana Aata Ho

Larki : Tum Aisa Kro Meri Kaam Wali Masi Se Shaadi Kar Lo

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may I kiss u?

Boy : may I kiss u?

Girl : No

Boy again : May I kiss u?

Girl : No..

Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?

Girl : Kutte, kaminey� Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai

ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya?

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Ye Mohabbat Nahi Usool-E-Wafa Hai

Ye Mohabbat Nahi Usool-E-Wafa Hai

�DOST�

Hum Jaan Tou De Denge Magar Apni Bachi Ka Number Nahi Denge�

(�.�)/ Chal
<) ( Nikal
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Ek Shadi Mein Achanak

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak

Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!

Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;

Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,��

Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,

Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:

�Sari Larkiyan Mun�h Dho Len..�

Jab Woh Sab Mun�h Dho Kar Ayin to;

�JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin..� :O

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl

New Style Of Proposing A Girl
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Aap K Paon Bohat Khubsorat Hain

Kiya Yehi Khobsurat Paon Merey

Bachon Ki Jannat Ban Saktey Hain (;

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How Girls Feel Sorry

How Girls Feel Sorry After Hurting Their Boyfriends

Day 1= Sorry
Day 2= Sorry Plz
Day 3= Just Talk 2 Me Once Janu
Day 4= Plz Listen Jan
Day 5= Plz Itna Naraz Mat Ho
Day 6= I am Sholy Na I Will Die Agar Tmnay Bat Nahi Ki &

Next Day-
Sau Larkey Ghumtey Hain Tere Jese.
Sar Pey He Char Gya
Kuta Kahin Ka.Dafa Ho ;-)

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Happy Mother?s DAY

Boy: Xcuse Me

Girl: Jee Kahiye

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother?s DAY.:p:p

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Boys r very kind than girls

Boys r very kind than girls

Proof : Most of the girls don�t like to help unknown boys.

But

All boys r always there to help any unknown girl..;):D

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Funny proposal

Girl: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho

Boy: kamini zaleel I love U, mujh se shadi kar k mujhay tabah kar de beghairat!

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Sath Ho Kar Betho, 3 ki jaga hy�

Bus-Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi

Wo Stage Pe Sofay Pe Bethtey Hoye Apni �Dulhan� Sy Bola:

�Shabash khala, Sath Ho Kar Betho, 3 ki jaga hy�

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dosri bar bhi tumhare jesi hi dhondon ga?

Wife: pori duniya mein chirag le kar b dhondo ge to mere jesi biwi nahi mile gi,

Husband: Tumhein kis ne kaha k dosri bar bhi tumhare jesi hi dhondon ga?

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Newly Married Husband Saved Wife�s Number

Newly Married Husband Saved Wife�s Number
On Mobile As: �MY LIFE�

�After 1 Yr: �My WIFE�

5 Yrs: �HOME�

10 Yrs: �HITLER�

25 Yrs: �WRONG NUMBER� � =P xD

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Hardworking Friends

Agar Dunya Mein Zyada Kaam Kerny Se Qadar
Hoti, Tou GADHA Sab Se Zyada Izzat-dar Hota � !

Dedicated To All My

Hardworking Friends � =P

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Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi ;

Ek Larki Sarak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
Piche Se Ek Boy Bola :
Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?

Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3 Din Se
Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi ;->

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Memon to Memon Dr:

Memon To Memon Dr:

�Aap ki fees kya hai?�

DOCTOR: �Pehli martaba anay ki 100 Rs. aur 2nd time free��

MEMON PATIENT: �To phir aap samjhain ke main

2nd time aaya hoon��

MEMON DR: �To phir aap woh dawa khatay

rahain jo m ne pehli bar aap ko di thi�.�

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Tum Tu kehtay thy

Wife: Tum Tu kehtay thy k shaadi k baad bhi Tum muJh ss bohat pyar karo gay!!

Husband: Haan, muJhe kya pata tha k Tumhari shadi muJh sE hi HoJaye gi..

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Question for Brilliant Peoples

Question for Brilliant Peoples

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Question was only for brilliant people so you plz relax.

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