Double Meaning SMS

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           DOUBLE MEANING SMS 

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In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

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pahlay hat ma lo

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye,

Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay

tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

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I want to suck you��.lick you
I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!

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Jahan se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy

Girl friend: Aaj Me tumhe wo jagah dikhati hun jahan
se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy
.
Larka: bohat khush hua or kaha dekhao
.
Girl: �Ye dekho Sheikh Zayed Hospital.

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mangta hoon to deti nahi

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

********************************************************

 

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?.
unka?
Mobile Charge?!

 

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kuch larkiyan khare

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo

 

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pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo


agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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a peach is a peacha

A peach is a peach. a plum is a plum.

a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues. so open ur mouth &

close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise

 

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tell meis it going

Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..

ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

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um chaat ki dukaan kholenge

CHACHI: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
BHATIJA: Thik Hai.
CHACHI: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
BHATIJA: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k

"10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

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Dil karta hai k

Dil karta hai k, ek din tumhay apnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo. tumhay apnaa room main

lay jaa ker apna bed per betha do,

darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa

kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

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girl what do you

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

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hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL

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chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooses

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko

ik saath chooss masal masal kay

choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

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teri lita k lu ya

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

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app mujhay aik jaga

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?



DOOR SE

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1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu :

woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

Pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur

Meri pant mein nahi hai?

Pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye

ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

Pappu: neend puri karte hain

Girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

pain ki wajah se roti hai?

Pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse! plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

 

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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aap ko choda

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

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girl sitting in examination hall

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

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Life mein kbhi compromise

Life mein kbhi compromise karna

pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai.

Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

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a beautiful girl goe

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Room


And


Say : I'll Do Any Thing To Pass In The Exams. . . .


&

Professor Says:
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NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books & Study. . . .

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im very good in bed

I'm very good in bed...
..
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I can sleep all day...

What Were U Thinking.

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Hold It Gently

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole?s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

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kissing at the toph

KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle &

FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...


its A ''CIGRETTE''

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bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

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Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,

bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,

tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

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to make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

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aath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

aath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
,

,

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
,

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,

Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
,

,

,

Q k
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,

,
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->

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sochta hun aaj baho

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

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Mere pain da char munda hua hy

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

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Diagram in book was not clear

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

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Girls misuse it

Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..