Sardar SMS

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                  SARDAR SMS 

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

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Sardar going to shikar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?

Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!

Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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Doctor suggested full body Xray

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

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50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

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Electric generator

Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric generator kesy chalta ha? Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr� Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.

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olad ni hoi

1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi 2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita? 1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:

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Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer: Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train

ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?

Sardar: Me kanta badal donga

Officer: Agar na badal sako?

Sardar: Me Red signal donga

Officer: Light na ho to?

Sardar: Me Red jhanda dikha donga

Officer: Jhanda b na mila to?

Sardar: Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa

Officer: Kyun?

Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.�:-D

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In bio practical

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

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