Wednesday, 19 May 2010
Punjabi SMS Page 3
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Na me kadi garoor keeta
Na tussi koi kasoor keeta
Bas waqt ney saanu door keeta
Me message tuhanu zaroor keeta
Kyun k tuhadi yaad ne menu majboor keeta
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Teacher har roz student se: Kaka tenu pata es umer vich Quaid e
Azam ne metric kar lya c?
Student: Tang ho kar...
Sir twadi umer vich bhutto phansi v char gaya c:-
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Jo log soch samajh kar shadi nahi kartey wo zindagi bhar lartey
hein...
Or jo log soch samajh kar shadi kartey hein...
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Hundi onna naal v kutteyan wali a par o dasdy nai:-
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Akhan di be noori changi nai hundi,
Dostan to doori changi nai hundi
Kadi kadi milya v ker yaara,
Her wailay sms naal gal poori nai hundi
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Boy:
Jaan Meri Aankhon mein to dekho kya hai?
Girl: Sacha PyaaR.
Boy:
O Anni di a.
Machar kadd.
Waddi i sacha pyaaR...
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Je RAB Milda Nateya Toteyan,
Te RAB Milda Daddowan Machiyan Nu
Je RAB Milda Jungle Phiryan,
Te RAB Milda Gaiyan Bachiyan Nu
Vemiyan Bulhaya RAB Unhaan Nu Milda,
Aa Te Milda Galliyan Achiyan Sachiyan Nu
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Pata Yaar Di Yari Da Aenj Lagda Ae,
Jido Yaar Nu Yaar Di Khech Howe
Edron Mein Niklan Tey Udron Tu Nikle,
Milaap Dovan Da Gali Dey Wich Howe
Wajje Teer Judai Da Wich Seenay,
Zakham 2 Hovan Tey Dard 1 Howe
Ghulam Fareeda Yaari Da Maza Tad Onda,
Lashaan 2 Hovan Te Qabar 1 Howe
'BABA FAREED'
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G Kare Tere Kol Aawan
Tere Kol Aa K Ruk Jawaan
Na Gallan Karan Te Na Hi Bulaawaan
Bas Teri Akh Vich Ungal Maar K Paj Jawaan
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Cham Cham Kardi Chandni,
Tim Tim Kary Taaray
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Koi V Nai SmS Karda,
Sheikh Ho Gae Nay Saray
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Wife:
Jay Main Mar Gae Te Ki Howay Ga?
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Husband:
Main Pagal Hojawan Ga.
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Wife:
Dosari Shadi Tay Nahin Kare Ga?
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Husband:
Pagal Kuch V Kar Sakda Ay!!
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Tuesday, 18 May 2010
Funny SMS Page 24
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Biwi:
Suniye G! Aap Ka Dost Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hy..
Aap Usey Roktey Kiun Nahi?
Shoher:
Main Kiun Rokon?
Us Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya...
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Wife...
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai..
Meri Shaadi Kisi Or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota?
Husband...
Main Ne Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha:-
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Sirf 2 Log Muqadar Wale Hote Hain...
1. Wo Jinhe Pyaar Milta Hai
"Or"
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2. Wo Jin Ka Kharboza Meetha Nikalta Hai:-
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Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow! Pehle Kion Nahi Btaya?
Boy: Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala
Jab Break Nahi Lag Rahey:-
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A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His His Exam Paper
And Wrote "Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back
And Wrote "U Got 19 Marks, Keep The Change"
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Patient to Doctor:
Main Susu Subha 6 Bajay Karta Hoon
Aur Poti 7 Bajay
Doctor:
Ye Tou Koi Bemari Nahi Aap Theek Thaak Hain.
Patient:
Aankh 8 Bajay Khulti Hai:-
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If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture
If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration
If I Was An Author,
You Would Be My Story
But I'm
Only A Cartoonist:-
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Height Of Common Sense..
Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamakti Hai,
To Humko Roshni Pehle
Aur Awaz Baad Mein Kion Aati Hai?
Student:
Kion K Humari Aankhein Aage Hein
Aur Kaan Peeche!
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The Best & Amazing Part Of Life...
When Your Parents Say:
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Parhna Tey tu Hain Nai,
Chal Hun Tere Wasty Koi Rishta Lab Laiye
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Teacher = Jawani Aur Burhape Mein Farq Batao?
Student = Jawani Mein Mobile Mein Haseeno K
Aur Burhape Mein Kakeemo K Numbers Hotay Hain.
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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:
Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up & Solve Your Problems.
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Uss Ne Saamne Baith Kar,
Bohat Ghamgeen Lehjy Mein Kaha...
Agar Tum Mujhe Isi TArah Ignor Karte RAhay,
To Dekhna Ik Din Main Tumhen Chorr K Chali Jaon Gi.
Main Ne Muskura kar Us Ki Aankhon Mein Dekha
Aur Dheeray Se Kaha,
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"Nikal Shabaash"
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Faqeer:
Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do,
Warna! Mujhe Wo Khofnaak Kaam Karna Parega...
Jis K Khayal Se Hi Main Kaanp Jata Hoon
Aadmi:
Konsa Kaam?
Faqeer:
'Mehnat Mazdoori'
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What is the Difference Between...
A Wife And A Terrorist?
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You Can Negotiate With A Terrorist:-
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Larki Ka Baap Larki Se:
Jisey Tum Pasand Karti Ho
Us K Paas Bangla, Car, Jaidaad Hai?
Larki:
Toba Hai Sub Mard Aik Jese Hote Hain
Wo Bhi Aap K Baare Mein Yehi Poch Raha Tha
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Masjid Mein Joota Utaarte Wakt
Aur
Kisi Ko Miscall Maarte Wakt
Ek Hi Dar Rehta Hai...?
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Koi "Chuk" Hi Na Laway:-
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Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe
Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe
Or
Phir gardan pe
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Kiss
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Qadar tang karte hain machar aaj kal...!
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Girl:
Jab Bhi Tum Ko Fone Karo Tum Shave Kar Rahey Hotay Ho
Tum Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Karte Ho?
Boy:
30 Se 40
Girl:
Kiya Tum Pagal Ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main Naaei Hoon:-
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Khoon Se Likh Diya Her Diwaar Pe Us Ka Naam,
Or Phir Torr Di Her Diwaar Jis Pe Likha Tha Us Ka Naam
Kyun?
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SPELLINGz Ghalat Thay...
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Golden Words
"Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Barhao,
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Ho Sakta Hai Us Ne Washroom Se Aa Kar Haath Hi Na Dhoye Hon."
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Monday, 17 May 2010
Aqwal-e-Zarin SMS Page 7
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Jab Tawaju ka Markaz "Apni Hi Zaat" Ki Khoobian Hoon...
Tou Insaan Apni Islaah Mein Sust,
Aur!
Tanqeed karne Mein Chust Ho Jata Hay*
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"Achi Baat Tou Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhein Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lagay...
To Samajh Lena Tumhein Us Se Muhabbat Hai":-
"Ashfaq Ahmed"
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"Dunya Mein Aap Us Haath Ki Tarah Na Bano,
Jo Aik Khubsurat Phool Ko Torrta Hai...
*
Us Phool Ki Tarah Ban Jao,
Jo Torrne Wale Ko Bhi Khushbo Deta Hai."
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*Piyaar Dil Mein Hona Chahiya,
Lafzon Mein Nahi.
Aur
Narazgi Lafzon Mein Honi Chahiye
Dil Mein Nahi*
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Jo Shakhs Tumhari Aankhon Ko Dekh Kar
Tumhari Preshani, Gham Ko Na Samajh Sake,
Us K Aagay Apni Kisi Bhi Baat ka Izhaar Kar K
Khud Ko Sharminda Na Karo.
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Hazrat Ali (A.S)
"Jab Koi Dost Apny Dost Ke Liye Khalus Se Dua Karta Hai
Tou Wo Dua Us Ke Dost K Haq Mein Baad Mein
Aur Pehly Us Ke Haq Mein Qabool Hoti Hai"
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Zulm K Khilaaf Jitni Dair Se Utho Gay
Utni Hi Ziyada Qurbani Deni Pare Gi
Hazrat Imaam Hussain(A.S)
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Muhabbat Kisi Aise Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi Karti
Jis K Saath Raha Jaye,
Muhabbat Tou Aise Shakhs Ki Talash Karti Hay
Jis Kay Baghair Na Raha Jaye:-
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"Agar Kisi Insaan Ki Qeemat Lagani Ho
Tou Us K Ehsaas-e-Zimedaari Se Lagano,
Jitni Us Mein Esaas-e-Zimedaari Hogi
Wo Utna Hi Qeemti Hoga."
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Dunya Tumhe Us Waqt Tak Nahi Hara Sakti
Jab Tak Tum Khud Se Na Haar Jao.
Agar Sub Kuch Kho Kar Bhi Kuch Karne Ki Himmat Baaqi Hai
Tou Samjho Kuch Nahi Khoya.
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Saturday, 15 May 2010
Islamic SMS Page 8
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HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
ki kuch Aadaat...
1-Chalte waqt nigah nechi rakhte
2-Salam me hamesha pehal karte
3-Mehman nawazi khud karte
4-Nafal ibadat chup kar karte
5-Farz ibadat sub k samne karte
6-Bemar ki mizaj pursi karte
7-Miswak karte
8-Isha se pehle kabhi na sote
9-Kabhi khul kar na hanste, sirf muskurate
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AL-QURAN
'Or Jo Log Emaan Laye Or Unhon Ne Naik Amal Kiye...
Wo Ahl-Jannat Honge,
Jo Wahan Hamesha Rahain Gay.'
Surah Al-Baqra 81
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'Aur Apne RAB Ki Bheji Hui Kitaab Ki Pervi Ikhtiar Kar Lo
Qabal Is K,
K Tum Per Achanak Azaab Aa Jaye,
Aur Tum Ko Khabar Bhi Na Ho'
(Surah Zumur 55)
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3 Aesi Nekiyan Jin K Karne Se
Qayamat K Din Arsh Ka Saya Mile Ga
1. Dil Na Chahte Hue Bhi Maaf Karna
2. Kisi Toote Huye Dil Ko Jorna
3. Kisi Ki Ghalti Pe Parda Rakhna
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RAB Se Muhabat Ki 3 Alamaat...
1: Tanha'e Mein Bhi Us Se Hya karna
2: Maal Ki Kami K Bawajood Us Ki Raah Mein Sarf Karna
3: Neki Ki Dawat Dena
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****ALLAH****
Saza Dene Wala Jaza Dene Wala
Wo Sare Dukhon Ki Dawa Dene Wala
Koi Sidq-E-Dil Se Muafi tou Maange
Wo Rehmat K Darya Baha Dene Wala
Wo Chaahe Tou Gulshan Ko Veeran Kar De
Wo Sehra Ko Gulshan Bana Dene Wala
Nahi Uska Saani Zamane Mein Koi
Wo Yakta Hai Sub Ko Mitta Dene Wala
Zara Ghor Tou Kar Tu Qabro'n Pe Ja Kar
Wo Mitti Mein Heeray Mila Dene Wala
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Jis Ne Dunia Ko Chorr Dia,
Woh Allah Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.
Jis Ne Gunaahon Ko Chorr Dia,
Woh Farishton Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.
Jis Ne Musalmaano Se Tamaa Ko Chorr Dia,
Woh Musalmaano Ka Mehboob Ban Gaya.
(Hazrat Usman Ghani)
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,,Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha,,
,,Par Ghaafil Raha Namaz Se,,
,,Ab Kiya Fiada Shoq-E-Namaz Ka,,
,,Jab Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri,,
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Jise Koi Nahi Janta Usey RAB Janta Hai
Raaz Ko Raaz Na Samjho Wo Sab Janta Hai
Agar Mangna Hai Tau Us RAB Se Maango
Zuban Pe Aaney Se Pehle Jo Dil Tarap Janta Hai
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Yeh Aik Sajda Jisay Tu Garan Samajhta Hai...
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Hazar Sajdon Se Daita Hai Admi Ko Nijaat
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