Monday, 10 January 2011

Mujhey Sandal kar Do

Apne ehsaas se choo kar mujhay sandal kar do
Main ke sadiyon se adhoora hoon mukammal kar do

na tumhein hosh rahe na mujhey hosh rahay
is qadar toot ke chaho, mujhey pagal kar do

Tum hateeli ko meray pyar ki mehndi say rango
apni ankhooon main mere naam ka kajal kar do

is ke Saye mein mere Khwab dehek uthein gey
Mere chehre pe chamakta huwa aanchal kar do

Dhoop he dhoop hoon main toot ke berso mujh par
is qadar barso meri rooh mein jalthal kar do

Apnay honton se koi mohar lagao mujh par
aik nazar pyar say dekho mujhey ghayal kar do

jese sehraon mein har sham hawa chalti hai
is tarha mujh mein chalo aur mujhey thal kar do

tum chupa lo mera dil ot mein apne dil ki
aur mujhey meri nigahon se bhi ojhal kar do

Masla hoon to nigahein na churao mujh se
Apni chahat se tawajha se mujhay hal kar do

apne gham se kaho har waqt mere sath rahe
aik ehsaan karo isko musalsal kar do

mujh pe chaa jao kisi aag ki surat janaan
aur meri zaat ko sookha hua jangal kar do

By: Wasi Shah

Suna hai log usay aankh bhar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai log usay aankh bhar ke dekhtay hain
So us ke sheher main kuch din theher ke dekhte hain

Suna hai rabt hai us ko kharab halon se
So apnae aap ko barbad kar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai dard ki gahak hain chashm-e- naz us ki
So hum bhi us ki gali se guzar ka dekhte hain

Suna hai us ko bhi hai sher-o- shayari se shaghuf
So hum bhi mojaze apne hunar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai bole to baton se phool jharate hain
Ye baat hai to chalo baat kar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai raat usey chand takta rehta hai
Sitare baam-e- falak se utar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai hashr hain us ki gazal si aankhain
Suna hai us ko hiran dasht bhar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai din ko usey titliyan satati hain
Suna hai raat ko jugno theher ke dekhte hain

Suna hai rat se barh kar hain kakulan us ki
Suna hai sham ko saye guzar ke dekhte hain

siyah chashm to dekhey hain par na aese bhi
So us ko surma farosh aah bhar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai us ke labon se gulab jalate hain
So hum bahar par ilzaam dhar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai aaina tamasaal hai jabin us ki
Jo saada dil hai usey ban sanvar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai jab se hamail hain us ki gardan main
Mizaj aur he lal-o- gauhar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai chashm-e- tassawar se dasht-e- imkan main
Palang zawaiye us ki kamar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai us ke badan ke tarash aise hain
Ke phool apani qabayain qatar ke dekhtay hain

Woh sarvqad hai magar begul-e- muraad nahin
Ke us shajar pe shagufay samar ke dekhte hain

Bas ik nigah se loota hai qafila dil ka
So raherwaan-e-tamanna bhi dar ke dekhte hain

Suna hai us ki shabistan se mutasil hai bahisht
Makin udhar ke bhi jalwe idhar ke dekhte hain

Rukey tu gardishein us ka tawaaf karti hain
Chaley to us ko zamaney theher ke dekhte hain

Kisay naseeb ke be perahan usey dekhay
Kabhi kabhi dar-o- deewar ghar ke dekhte hain

Khaniyan hi sahi sab mubaalghey hi sahi
Agar woh khwab hai tabeer kar ke dekhte hain

Ab us ke sheher mein theherein ki kooch kar jayein
�Faraz� aao sitare safar ke dekhte hain

By: Ahmed Faraz

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Chehre Pe Mere Zulf ko Phelao Kisi Din


Chehre pe mere zulf ko phelao kisi din
kia roz garajate ho baras jao kisi din

razon ki tarah utro mere dil mein kisi shab
dastak pe mere hath ki khul jao kisi din

peron ki tarah husn ki barish mein naha loon
badal ki tarah jhoom ke ghir aao kisi din

Khushboo ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se
phulon ki tarah mujh pe bikhar jao kisi din

phir hath ko khairaat mile band-e-qaba ki
phir lutf-e-shab-e-vasl ko dohrao kisi din

guzarein jo mere ghar se to ruk jayen sitare
is tarah meri raat ko chamkao kisi din

main apni har ik sans isi rat ko de dun
sar rakh k mere seene pe so jao kisi din

By: Amjad Islam Amjad

Saja Ke Aankhon Mein Khwab Rakhna

Saja Ke Aankhon Mein Khwab Rakhna
wafa ke rishte gulab rakhna

faseel e shab mein chiragh ban kar
ye zindagi mahtaab rakhna

yun ishq ka imtehan dena ke dil ke badly mein jan dena
jo chand chun-ne ki aarzu ho to justuju lajwab rakhna

hazaar batein banaye dunya hazaar dil ko dukhaye dunya
bhula ke sari aziyaton ko utha ke kaante gulab rakhna

kabhi zamane se chhup chhupa k sakoot- e- shab me diye bujha ke
hatheliyon ko dua ki shamma to aankh apni chanab rakhna

adawtein bhi Khuda ki khatir mohabten bhi Khuda ki khatir,
adawten bas gini chuni hon mohabbatein be hisaab rakhna

Friday, 3 December 2010

Question And Answer SMS 12











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Question:

Choose An Option

And Main Aapko Btaonga

K Aap Kis Tarah K Ho.

-Face Wash

-Pizza

-Mobile

-Pink Dress

-Soft Music

-Cute Baby

-Rainy Day



Answer:

-Face Wash : Dramy Baaz

-Pizza : Hot

-Mobile : A Perfect Personlity

-Pink Dress : Very Romantic

-Soft Music : Flirty

-Cute Baby : So Innocent

-Rainy Day : You Love Someone








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Agar aapko apne lover k

hath par kuch likhne ka

chance miley tou aap kia

likhna chahogay/chahogi?

1 2 3 4 5

6 7 8 9

Select A Number



Answer:

1 : I Feel U

2 : I Love U

3 : I Want to kiss U

4 : I Remember U

5 : I Miss U

6 : I Like U

7 : U R My Life

8 : U Like Me

9 : U R My 1st & Last Love








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Choose a no then

I'll tell u k

aap ka sab se acha

andaz kiya hai jo logon

ko pasand hai,

01: 02: 03: 04:

05: 06: 07: 08: 09:



Answer:

01: Hansna

02: Saadgi

03: Cheekhna

04: Khush Mizaji

05: Serious Rehna

06: Mazak Karna

07: Achay Andaz Se Baat Karna

08: Sub Ko Tang Karna

09: Rona








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Apni Date Of Birth Ka Month

Select Karen Aur Jaaneyn K

Aap Kis Mizaaj K Malik Hein.

January =

February =

March =

April =

May =

June =

July =

August =

September =

October =

November =

December =



Answer:

January = Naturaly Beauty

February = Very Emotional

March = Dil K Sache Or Naik

April = Intelligent

May = Bohut Zidi

June = Apni Jaan Qurban Karne Wala

July = Romantice

August = Good Looking

September = Bewafa

October = Bohut Maghroor

November = Sensible

December = Very Decent








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Select 1 code

Dekhte hain k aap kis chez

mein maahir hein...



12- 23- 34- 45- 56- 67- 78-



Answer:

12- Kanjusi Mein

23- Fraud Mein

34- Dil Jeetne Mein

45- Flirt Mein

56- Romance Mein

67- Wada Nibhane Mein

78- Dosti Mein








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Luck Game

Aap Ko Is Dunia Mein

Kis Cheez Ki Bohut

Zarorat Hai.

Ek Number Select karen.

1:

2:

3:

4:

5:

6:

7:

8:

9:

Reply Must



Answer:

1: Girlfriend/Boyfriend Ki

2: Dosti Ki

3: Dimagh Ki

4: Sache Piyar Ki

5: Shadi Ki

6: Ek Cup Tea Ki

7: Mere Jaise Dost Ki

8: Lover Ki

9: Nokrani Ki








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Aap 2010 Ki Aakhri Raat

Kis K Sath Guzarna Choho

Gay. Koi 1 No Select Karo.

919, 818, 717, 616, 515,

414, 313, 212, 111, 112,



Answer:

919, Family K Sath

818, Husband/Wife K Sath

717, Akele

616, Best Friend

515, Lover k Sath

414, Mere Sath

313, Doston K Sath

212, Parosi K Sath

111, Hospital Mein

112, Jail Mein








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Select A Number

Then I'll Tell U K

Is Waqt Dunia Mein

Aapko Sub Se Ziada Kon

Miss Kar Raha Hai?

1/ 2/ 3/ 4/

5/ 6/ 7/



Answer:

1/ Latif Chaye Wala

2/ Maasi Basheera

3/ Sheeda Jamadaar

4/ Zakir Naai

5/ Ashfaq Gol Gapay Wala

6/ Janu Bhangi

7/ Karamat Mochi

:-)








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Apne Lover Ya Friend K

Name Ka 1st Word Select

Karen Aur Uski Feeling

Janeyn.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,

I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,

Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, Y,

Z,



Answer:

A, Love U

B, Only Friendshhip

C, Hate U

D, Waiting For U

E, Bing Enemy Of U

F, Likes U

G, Very Rude

H, Love U But Shy

I, Want To Marry

J, Loves U But Not Showing

K, Good Feelings For U

L, Time Paas

M, Care For U

N, True Love

O, Angry

P, Following U

Q, Want To Meet U

R, Want To Propose

S, Uses U

T, Can't Live Widout U

U, Ignores U

V, Always Respect U

W, Never Lose U

Y, Realy Love U

Z, Always Remember U








Submitted By Muneer

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Question:

Select 1 Of These

Then I'll Tell U K

Aap Ki Shadi Kis Qisam

K Boy/Girl K Sath Hogi Ya

Hui Hai.

K01. H99. S77. E11.

A66. W20. M05. T22.

D12.



Answer:

K01. Idiot

H99. Khobsurat

S77. Romantic

E11. Masoom

A66. Dolat Mand

W20. Taleem Yafta

M05. Dil Se Chahne Wala

T22. Naik

D12. Sakhi








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Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Question And Answer SMS 11





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Question: Select Any Lucky Box...

Pata chale ga k

Aap 2011 Mein kya paane wale hein?

Box P

Box K

Box A

Box F

Box R

Box S

Box M

Box H

Box G

Reply Must



Answer: Box P = Kuch Nahi

Box K = Kamyabyan

Box A = 1 Chahne Wala

Box F = Dolat

Box R = Olaad

Box S = Sacha Pyaar

Box M = Bohut Rishte

Box H = Dil Ki Khuwahish Puri Hogi

Box G = Shaadi Hogi





Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Dosti Ka Rishta.............?

Plz Select Any 1 Number.

445, 663, 999, 881, 554,

345, 777,685, 468



Answer: 445, Matlabi

663, Love

999, Dhoka

881, Time Paas

554, Hamdardi

345, Dil Ka

777, Dosti Unlimited

685, Khobsurat Ehsaas

468, Sincerity





Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Choose 1 option.

trees,

leafs,

fruits,

flowers,

grass,

water,

then i will tell u k

Aap k lover ko

Aap kiun pasand aaye ya aaogay?



Answer: Trees :: Aapki bak bak ki waje se..

Leafs :: Aapki awaz ki waje se..

Fruits :: Aapki masomiat ki waje se..

Flowers :: Aapki bolti nigahon ki waje se..

Grass :: Aapki hr ek adat ki waje se..

Water :: Aapki khubsurti ki waje se..





Submitted By: Fairy
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Question: Select One Cold Drink

Then I'll tell you

K aap ki Shaadi kab or kahan hogi.

*7up

*Sprite

*Dew

*Pepsi

*Fanta

*Coca Cola



Answer: *7up : 2013(Jahan ap chaho gay)

*Sprite : 2015(Arrange Marriage)

*Dew : 2010(Kahin bhi ho sakti hai)

*Pepsi : 2014(Love Marriage)

*Fanta : 2011(Zabardasti)

*Coca Cola : Intezaar Karo





Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Kal Meri Shadi Ho Rahi hai.

Agar Aap Ko Achanak Ye Pata

Chale Tou Aap Ka Reaction Kya Hoga

Choose 1 No Abhi Pata Chal Jaega.

1 +

2 +

3 +

4 +

5 +

6 +

7 +

8 +

9 +



Answer: 1 + Oh No

2 + Wow Yaar

3 + Zbardast

4 + Kitna Maza Aega na

5 + Ye Shadi Nahi Ho Sakti

6 + Mubarak Ho

7 + Naheeeeeee

8 + Uff Kya Pehan K Jaon?

9 + Kash Meri Bhi Hoti.





Submitted By Muneer
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Question: November K Mahine Mein

Aap Zindagi Mein Kiya

Changing Aegi...?

Select Any1 Number

000,

111,

222,

333,

444,

110,

210,

310,

410,



Answer: 000, Aapki Engagement Hogi

111, Khobsurat Ho Jao Gay

222, AapKa Jhoot Pakra Jaega

333, Aapki Izat Barhe Gi

444, Kisi Se Piyar Ho Jaega

110, Aapse Koi Bohut Naraz Ho Jaega

210, Aapki Shadi Hogi

310, Aapse Koi Piyar Ka Izhar Karega

410, Bohut Se Naye Dost Milenge





Submitted By Muneer
7




Question: Choose Ur Lucky Number

Than I'll Tell U

K Aapki Konsi khuwahish

Poori Hogi...

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9



Answer: 1 Aapki Shadi

2 Banglow

3 Car

4 True Love

5 Beautiful Babies

6 Aakhirat Mein Kamyabi

7 Aapka Piyar Aapko Mil Jaega

8 2 Shadiyan

9 Bohut Achi Job





Submitted By Muneer
8




Question: 3 Words Choose Karo

Dekho Tumhen Zindagi Mein

Sub Se Ziada Kya Mile Ga?

A. B. C. D. E. F.

G. H. I. J. K. L.

M. N. O. P. Q. R.

S. T. U. V. W. X.

Y. Z.



Answer: A. Romance

B. Rose

C. Missed Calls

D. Message

E. Blessing

F. Dua

G. Mithai

H. Money

I. Respect

J. Khuloos

K. Freedom

L. Perfums

M. Mohabbat

N. Happinese

O. Care

P. Freindship

Q. Gift

R. Lots of Love

S. Love 4 Ever

T. Tension

U. Tears

V. Pain

W. Banglow

X. Flate

Y. Chocolate

Z. Love





Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Choose A Love Collection,

I Will Open Ur Secret.

Love:1

Love:2

Love:3

Love:4

Love:5



Answer: Love:1 Aap Sub Se Kuch Chupa Rahay Ho

Itna K Khud Se Bhi

-

Love:2 Aap Jis Se Piyar Karte Ho Wo

Aapko Dil Ki Dharkan Se Bhi Ziada

Chahta Hai

-

Love:3 Aap Kisi Ko Ko Piyar K Naam

Pe Dhoka De Rahe Ho.

-

Love:4 Jo Aap Ka Humsafar Hoga Us Ki

Niyat Aur Dil Mein Sirf Aap Ho

-

Love:5 Jitna Piyar Aap Ko Mil Raha Hai

Wo Sub Ek Dhoka Hai.





Submitted By Muneer
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Question: Choose Any Number Then

I will tell you K

Aap kis ki 'Judai'

bardasht nahi kar saktay.?

11: 22: 33: 44: 55:

66: 77: 88: 99:

It's very Interestng

Reply Fast



Answer: 11: Cousin Ki

22: Sister Ki

33: Lover Ki

44: Friendz Ki

55: Humsafar Ki

66: Meri

77: Parents Ki

88: Kisi Ki Nahi

99: Boy/Girl Friend





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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Student SMS 3


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SECRETS OF SUCCESS

...

1. Kabhi top na karo

warna log tum se jalne lage gay.

2. Hamesha late class mein jao

iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.

3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai

aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

4. Kabhi test na do kyun k

beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.

...

Dedicated to genius Students









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English Teacher:

"One cute n young girl is walking on the road"

Change this into an exclamatory sentence

..

..

Student: Uff.....Itemm!









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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hay k kuch aisa ho jaye

..

Paperz hon magar result na aaye

Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen

Bus mein bethein university na aaye

Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen

Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen

Kabhi kabhi parhein magar paas ho jayen

Haftay mein 4 din hon taa-k sunday jaldi jaldi aaye

Sub dost treat dete rahain

or hamari baari kabhi na aaye









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Student school mein gadha le k aaya,

..

Miss: ye gadha kyon laaye ho?

Student: Miss ap hi tou kehti hain k

main ne baray baray gadho ko insaan banaya hay,

'Tou main ne socha is ki life ban jaye gi.'









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Education related songs:

..

School= Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi

Tution= Idhar chala main udhar chala

jane kahan main kidher chala

Math= Ajeeb dastan hai

ye kahan shuru kahan khatam

Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi kar le

Exam= Zehrili raatein neendein urr jati hein

Result= Dhak dhak karne laga

oh mora jiya darne laga

Pass= Aaj main uper aasman neeche,

aaj main aage zamana hai peeche

Fail= Chhan se jo tutey sapna jag suna suna lage...









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Teacher: Tell me names of

10 chemical elements?

..

Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine,

Noreen, Abmreen, Samreen, Nasreen,

Afreen, Parveen & yasmeen:-









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Class Teacher to student:

Btao zinda rehney k liye

kiya cheez zaroori hay?

..

Student zor se bola:

'Zinda rehey k liye teri qasam!

Ek mulaqat zarori hay sanam'









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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:

. .

Dear Maths!

Please Grow Up

&

Solve Your Problems.









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Teacher: tell me the perfect example

for newtons 3rd law?

..

Student: every time i open my book,,,

my eyes close automatically...

Action ka Reaction :-)









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A cute poem by a school boy..

::

White color ka dress pehen kar

Hum sub lagtay hain kitnay achey..

:

School lagta hai poultry farm

Aur hum sub murghi ke bachey

:

Mujh ko samaj na aya aj tak

Teacher ka ye funda..

:

Mujhe banati hen murga,

Aur copy pe khud deti hen anda










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