Student SMS 3

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SECRETS OF SUCCESS

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1. Kabhi top na karo

warna log tum se jalne lage gay.

2. Hamesha late class mein jao

iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.

3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai

aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

4. Kabhi test na do kyun k

beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.

...

Dedicated to genius Students

color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer

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English Teacher:

"One cute n young girl is walking on the road"

Change this into an exclamatory sentence

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Student: Uff.....Itemm!

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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hay k kuch aisa ho jaye

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Paperz hon magar result na aaye

Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen

Bus mein bethein university na aaye

Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen

Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen

Kabhi kabhi parhein magar paas ho jayen

Haftay mein 4 din hon taa-k sunday jaldi jaldi aaye

Sub dost treat dete rahain

or hamari baari kabhi na aaye

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Student school mein gadha le k aaya,

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Miss: ye gadha kyon laaye ho?

Student: Miss ap hi tou kehti hain k

main ne baray baray gadho ko insaan banaya hay,

'Tou main ne socha is ki life ban jaye gi.'

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Education related songs:

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School= Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi

Tution= Idhar chala main udhar chala

jane kahan main kidher chala

Math= Ajeeb dastan hai

ye kahan shuru kahan khatam

Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi kar le

Exam= Zehrili raatein neendein urr jati hein

Result= Dhak dhak karne laga

oh mora jiya darne laga

Pass= Aaj main uper aasman neeche,

aaj main aage zamana hai peeche

Fail= Chhan se jo tutey sapna jag suna suna lage...

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Teacher: Tell me names of

10 chemical elements?

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Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine,

Noreen, Abmreen, Samreen, Nasreen,

Afreen, Parveen & yasmeen:-

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Class Teacher to student:

Btao zinda rehney k liye

kiya cheez zaroori hay?

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Student zor se bola:

'Zinda rehey k liye teri qasam!

Ek mulaqat zarori hay sanam'

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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:

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Dear Maths!

Please Grow Up

&

Solve Your Problems.

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Teacher: tell me the perfect example

for newtons 3rd law?

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Student: every time i open my book,,,

my eyes close automatically...

Action ka Reaction :-)

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A cute poem by a school boy..

::

White color ka dress pehen kar

Hum sub lagtay hain kitnay achey..

:

School lagta hai poultry farm

Aur hum sub murghi ke bachey

:

Mujh ko samaj na aya aj tak

Teacher ka ye funda..

:

Mujhe banati hen murga,

Aur copy pe khud deti hen anda

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