Kanjoos SMS 4

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This msg is specialy typed to inform,rather remind some People that...

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"I M ALIVE" so u can msg me..

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Main Aj Tum Se Aik Baat Bolon...?

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Naraz Mat Hona

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Bol Doon?

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Main Tum Se...

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Piyaar

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Se Keh Raha Hoon

Kabhi Tou SmS Kar Diya Karo:-

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Judai me b"maza " ata hy

Gharibo k Ghar b "kHUDA ata hy

Hm to apko Roz 50, 100 "sms" kr dete hyn

Ik apka sms hy jo "world cup" ki tarha 4 saal k bad aata hy

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Dear Kanjoos Customer!

You Have Now Subcribed Kanjoosi Package,

You Can Now Enjoy Saving Of Message,

You Subcription Title Is Valid Till Give You Taufiq To Send Me SmS:-

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Phone k rishty b ajeeb hoty hain,

Balance rakh kar b log ghareb hoty hain

Khud Msg karny ki,hoti nahi taufiq jinko

Muft msgs parhny k kitny shokeen hoty hain.,

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Life Mein

= Paisa

= Pyaar

= Dost

= Izzat

Sub Aate Jate Rehte Hein

Aur Tootay Huay Daant Kabhi Wapas Nahi Aaty,

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Is Liye Smajhdaar Bano Aur SMS Karte Raha Karo:-

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Dunya Mein Bohut Dard-o-Tanhai Hai

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Wah Wah

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Dunya Mein Bohut Dard-o-Tanhai Hai

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Zalimo Tum Bhi Message Karo Meri Koi Muft Ki Kamai Hai..

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Cham cham karti Chandni,Tim Tim karte Taaray,* * * *

K0i b SmS nahi karta,"Faqeer"Ho gaye kya sare,?

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A mere sms mere dost k paas jana.

Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana.

Jab wo jage to dhire se muskrana.

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Phir kehna kanjus sms karo

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Rab kare apko har khushi milay

"PROPERTY"

"PAISA"

"GHAR"

"PYAR"

"CAR".

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Or kiya dekh rahy ho lalchee?

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Kiya Koi Acha SMS Nahi Hai Inbox Mein

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Hai Na! Tou Karo Dekh Kia Rahay Ho?

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USA mein doctarz ki aik team ny research ki

or akhir is natijay par ponchy...

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k MSG ya phone karny se MOUT nahi par'ti

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Nechay Aap K Khaany K Liye Ek Cheez Hai

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*SHARAM*

Khaao Aur SMS Karo

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Ye Jo Hai Na

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Ye Jo Aap K Haath Mein Hai

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Mobile

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Ye Sirf Message Receive Karne K Liye Nahi Hai

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Is Se Message Jatay Bhi Hein

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Believe Me Try Kar K Dekho

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Aap K liye 1 pyara sa gift

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Plz Kholo magar pyaar se

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U

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DU

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DDU

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ADDU

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KADDU

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SMS Karte Nahi Gift Chahiye

Chal Nikal Muftay.

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Pepsi

Cocal Cola

Marinda

Sprite

7-Up

Limo Paani

Dew

Fanta

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In Sub K Dakhan Jama Kar K Teen Dabay Wale Ko Dena

SmS Karne Ko Kuch Paise Mil Jaengay.

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Humse yun khafa aap kese ho gaye

Lagta hay aap bhi auron k jaise ho gaye



Aate nahi aaj kal message aapke

Lagta hay dost se piyare paise ho gaye

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Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k....

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Kia btaon.....

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Allah muaaf kare....

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Toba toba....

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''Aap k number se b msg agaya''

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Himmat,

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Hosla,

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Takat,

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Jurrat,

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Josh,

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Jazba,

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Junon,

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Dewangi,

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Lagan,

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Pyar,

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Ishq,

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Mohbat

Or

Thori si sharam ho to..Sms bhejo

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Kari jao!!

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kari jao!!

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Kari jao!!

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kari jao!!

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Kari jao!!

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Baisharmo ki tarah msg receive kari jao

khud na karna!

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SMS Karnay k 5 fiday:



1) Mobile ko zang nahi lagta



2) Typing improve hoti hai



3) Jisko SMS karo wo khush hoga



4) Contact bana rahega



5) Aapko koi Kanjoos bhi nahi kahega.

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Saare gawaahon or sabuto ko,



Madd--e-nazar rakhte huwe ye adalat



Dafa 420 k tehet



sMs parhne wale ko,



sMs na bhejne k jurm mein



Bikhaari qarar deti hai

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Na Jaane log kyun dartey hain

Kuch log tou SMS bhi nahi kartey hain



Or kuch aisey bhi hein ap jese is dunya mein

Jo MISCALL dene k baad bhi balance check kartey hain

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Pehle aap taiz barish ki tarah sms kartey thay



Phir rim jhim ki tarah huay



Aur phir kabhi kabhi boonda baadi ki tarah



Lekin



Ye khush saali kab say?

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Dekho ab sharmane ki zaroorat nahi



Na hi kisi se darne ki



Sab k samne khul k iqrar karo...



K tum mujh se!



Tum mujh se!



Tum mujh se!











Zyada kanjoos ho:-

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Ghum mein jeenay ka maza aata hay



Mujhe dosto ko sMs karnay mein maza aata hay



Main barish ki tarah sMs karta hoon



Ek aap ka sMs sarkaari paani ki tarah aata hay

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Q: ghairat kiya he?

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ANS: ghairat wo chez he

jo aggar aap ko ajaye

to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe:-

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XcuseMe!



What's ur Mobile Number??



I Want Re-Check.



Bcoz I Feel

There's some Error



Kyun K...



Msg jata tou hai,

Per

Aata Nahi Hai:-

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Yaar Main Bohut Dino Se

Aap Ko Ek Baat Kehna Chahta Tha..

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Aaj Kal Messages Free Hain,

Ghalti Se Aik Aadh Message Kar Lya Kar:-

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(Your Number Here)

Is Number Per Ghor Karo K Ye

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Wohi Number Hai Na?

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Jis SMS Karte Mout Parti Hai:-

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