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Question: Select Any Lucky Box...

Pata chale ga k

Aap 2011 Mein kya paane wale hein?

Box P

Box K

Box A

Box F

Box R

Box S

Box M

Box H

Box G

Reply Must



Answer: Box P = Kuch Nahi

Box K = Kamyabyan

Box A = 1 Chahne Wala

Box F = Dolat

Box R = Olaad

Box S = Sacha Pyaar

Box M = Bohut Rishte

Box H = Dil Ki Khuwahish Puri Hogi

Box G = Shaadi Hogi

Submitted By Muneer

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Question: Dosti Ka Rishta.............?

Plz Select Any 1 Number.

445, 663, 999, 881, 554,

345, 777,685, 468



Answer: 445, Matlabi

663, Love

999, Dhoka

881, Time Paas

554, Hamdardi

345, Dil Ka

777, Dosti Unlimited

685, Khobsurat Ehsaas

468, Sincerity

Submitted By Muneer

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Question: Choose 1 option.

trees,

leafs,

fruits,

flowers,

grass,

water,

then i will tell u k

Aap k lover ko

Aap kiun pasand aaye ya aaogay?



Answer: Trees :: Aapki bak bak ki waje se..

Leafs :: Aapki awaz ki waje se..

Fruits :: Aapki masomiat ki waje se..

Flowers :: Aapki bolti nigahon ki waje se..

Grass :: Aapki hr ek adat ki waje se..

Water :: Aapki khubsurti ki waje se..

Submitted By: Fairy

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Question: Select One Cold Drink

Then I'll tell you

K aap ki Shaadi kab or kahan hogi.

*7up

*Sprite

*Dew

*Pepsi

*Fanta

*Coca Cola



Answer: *7up : 2013(Jahan ap chaho gay)

*Sprite : 2015(Arrange Marriage)

*Dew : 2010(Kahin bhi ho sakti hai)

*Pepsi : 2014(Love Marriage)

*Fanta : 2011(Zabardasti)

*Coca Cola : Intezaar Karo

Submitted By Muneer

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Question: Kal Meri Shadi Ho Rahi hai.

Agar Aap Ko Achanak Ye Pata

Chale Tou Aap Ka Reaction Kya Hoga

Choose 1 No Abhi Pata Chal Jaega.

1 +

2 +

3 +

4 +

5 +

6 +

7 +

8 +

9 +



Answer: 1 + Oh No

2 + Wow Yaar

3 + Zbardast

4 + Kitna Maza Aega na

5 + Ye Shadi Nahi Ho Sakti

6 + Mubarak Ho

7 + Naheeeeeee

8 + Uff Kya Pehan K Jaon?

9 + Kash Meri Bhi Hoti.

Submitted By Muneer

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Question: November K Mahine Mein

Aap Zindagi Mein Kiya

Changing Aegi...?

Select Any1 Number

000,

111,

222,

333,

444,

110,

210,

310,

410,



Answer: 000, Aapki Engagement Hogi

111, Khobsurat Ho Jao Gay

222, AapKa Jhoot Pakra Jaega

333, Aapki Izat Barhe Gi

444, Kisi Se Piyar Ho Jaega

110, Aapse Koi Bohut Naraz Ho Jaega

210, Aapki Shadi Hogi

310, Aapse Koi Piyar Ka Izhar Karega

410, Bohut Se Naye Dost Milenge

Submitted By Muneer

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Question: Choose Ur Lucky Number

Than I'll Tell U

K Aapki Konsi khuwahish

Poori Hogi...

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9



Answer: 1 Aapki Shadi

2 Banglow

3 Car

4 True Love

5 Beautiful Babies

6 Aakhirat Mein Kamyabi

7 Aapka Piyar Aapko Mil Jaega

8 2 Shadiyan

9 Bohut Achi Job

Submitted By Muneer

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Question: 3 Words Choose Karo

Dekho Tumhen Zindagi Mein

Sub Se Ziada Kya Mile Ga?

A. B. C. D. E. F.

G. H. I. J. K. L.

M. N. O. P. Q. R.

S. T. U. V. W. X.

Y. Z.



Answer: A. Romance

B. Rose

C. Missed Calls

D. Message

E. Blessing

F. Dua

G. Mithai

H. Money

I. Respect

J. Khuloos

K. Freedom

L. Perfums

M. Mohabbat

N. Happinese

O. Care

P. Freindship

Q. Gift

R. Lots of Love

S. Love 4 Ever

T. Tension

U. Tears

V. Pain

W. Banglow

X. Flate

Y. Chocolate

Z. Love

Submitted By Muneer

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Question: Choose A Love Collection,

I Will Open Ur Secret.

Love:1

Love:2

Love:3

Love:4

Love:5



Answer: Love:1 Aap Sub Se Kuch Chupa Rahay Ho

Itna K Khud Se Bhi

-

Love:2 Aap Jis Se Piyar Karte Ho Wo

Aapko Dil Ki Dharkan Se Bhi Ziada

Chahta Hai

-

Love:3 Aap Kisi Ko Ko Piyar K Naam

Pe Dhoka De Rahe Ho.

-

Love:4 Jo Aap Ka Humsafar Hoga Us Ki

Niyat Aur Dil Mein Sirf Aap Ho

-

Love:5 Jitna Piyar Aap Ko Mil Raha Hai

Wo Sub Ek Dhoka Hai.

Submitted By Muneer

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Question: Choose Any Number Then

I will tell you K

Aap kis ki 'Judai'

bardasht nahi kar saktay.?

11: 22: 33: 44: 55:

66: 77: 88: 99:

It's very Interestng

Reply Fast



Answer: 11: Cousin Ki

22: Sister Ki

33: Lover Ki

44: Friendz Ki

55: Humsafar Ki

66: Meri

77: Parents Ki

88: Kisi Ki Nahi

99: Boy/Girl Friend

Submitted By Muneer

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SECRETS OF SUCCESS

...

1. Kabhi top na karo

warna log tum se jalne lage gay.

2. Hamesha late class mein jao

iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.

3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai

aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

4. Kabhi test na do kyun k

beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.

...

Dedicated to genius Students

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English Teacher:

"One cute n young girl is walking on the road"

Change this into an exclamatory sentence

..

..

Student: Uff.....Itemm!

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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hay k kuch aisa ho jaye

..

Paperz hon magar result na aaye

Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen

Bus mein bethein university na aaye

Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen

Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen

Kabhi kabhi parhein magar paas ho jayen

Haftay mein 4 din hon taa-k sunday jaldi jaldi aaye

Sub dost treat dete rahain

or hamari baari kabhi na aaye

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Student school mein gadha le k aaya,

..

Miss: ye gadha kyon laaye ho?

Student: Miss ap hi tou kehti hain k

main ne baray baray gadho ko insaan banaya hay,

'Tou main ne socha is ki life ban jaye gi.'

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Education related songs:

..

School= Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi

Tution= Idhar chala main udhar chala

jane kahan main kidher chala

Math= Ajeeb dastan hai

ye kahan shuru kahan khatam

Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi kar le

Exam= Zehrili raatein neendein urr jati hein

Result= Dhak dhak karne laga

oh mora jiya darne laga

Pass= Aaj main uper aasman neeche,

aaj main aage zamana hai peeche

Fail= Chhan se jo tutey sapna jag suna suna lage...

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Teacher: Tell me names of

10 chemical elements?

..

Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine,

Noreen, Abmreen, Samreen, Nasreen,

Afreen, Parveen & yasmeen:-

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Class Teacher to student:

Btao zinda rehney k liye

kiya cheez zaroori hay?

..

Student zor se bola:

'Zinda rehey k liye teri qasam!

Ek mulaqat zarori hay sanam'

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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:

. .

Dear Maths!

Please Grow Up

&

Solve Your Problems.

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Teacher: tell me the perfect example

for newtons 3rd law?

..

Student: every time i open my book,,,

my eyes close automatically...

Action ka Reaction :-)

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A cute poem by a school boy..

::

White color ka dress pehen kar

Hum sub lagtay hain kitnay achey..

:

School lagta hai poultry farm

Aur hum sub murghi ke bachey

:

Mujh ko samaj na aya aj tak

Teacher ka ye funda..

:

Mujhe banati hen murga,

Aur copy pe khud deti hen anda

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