Friday, 30 April 2010

Kanjoos SMS Page 2


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SMS Karnay k 5 fiday:



1) Mobile ko zang nahi lagta



2) Typing improve hoti hai



3) Jisko SMS karo wo khush hoga



4) Contact bana rahega



5) Aapko koi Kanjoos bhi nahi kahega.











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Saare gawaahon or sabuto ko,



Madd--e-nazar rakhte huwe ye adalat



Dafa 420 k tehet



sMs parhne wale ko,



sMs na bhejne k jurm mein



Bikhaari qarar deti hai











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Na Jaane log kyun dartey hain

Kuch log tou SMS bhi nahi kartey hain



Or kuch aisey bhi hein ap jese is dunya mein

Jo MISCALL dene k baad bhi balance check kartey hain











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Pehle aap taiz barish ki tarah sms kartey thay



Phir rim jhim ki tarah huay



Aur phir kabhi kabhi boonda baadi ki tarah



Lekin



Ye khush saali kab say?











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Dekho ab sharmane ki zaroorat nahi



Na hi kisi se darne ki



Sab k samne khul k iqrar karo...



K tum mujh se!



Tum mujh se!



Tum mujh se!











Zyada kanjoos ho:-











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Ghum mein jeenay ka maza aata hay



Mujhe dosto ko sMs karnay mein maza aata hay



Main barish ki tarah sMs karta hoon



Ek aap ka sMs sarkaari paani ki tarah aata hay











color="#6a98a5">Submitted By Muneer


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Q: ghairat kiya he?

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ANS: ghairat wo chez he

jo aggar aap ko ajaye

to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe:-











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XcuseMe!



What's ur Mobile Number??



I Want Re-Check.



Bcoz I Feel

There's some Error



Kyun K...



Msg jata tou hai,

Per

Aata Nahi Hai:-











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Yaar Main Bohut Dino Se

Aap Ko Ek Baat Kehna Chahta Tha..

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Aaj Kal Messages Free Hain,

Ghalti Se Aik Aadh Message Kar Lya Kar:-











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(Your Number Here)

Is Number Per Ghor Karo K Ye

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Wohi Number Hai Na?

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Jis SMS Karte Mout Parti Hai:-











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